SVAKOM Jetpack Review

If you’ve ever wanted to set a machine on your lap and have it do all the jerk off work for you, I’d love to introduce you to Kaotik Lab’s flagship penis sex machine. This SVAKOM Jetpack review will walk you through everything you need to know. Is the Svakom Jetpack worth it?

Designed for effort-free pleasure, your shaft slides into the Jetpack as you set the Jetpack’s size on your lap. You grip both handles of the Jetpack to hold it stable as it does its business. Conveniently placed thumb buttons are right next to your thumbs, ready for easy control. As this penis sex machine sits on your lap, your thumbs control the intensity of the stroker that slides up and down your shaft. A built-in screw mount at the very top allows you to add a phone holder if desired (not included), making it an all-in-one jerk off station right in your lap.

Running laps around the competition, the Jetpack provides more than simple up-and-down stroking. You can pick the speed and zone where the Jetpack strokes. Prefer super-fast strokes on just your tip? You can do that. If you want it to bop between full-shaft strokes and base-only strokes, it can do that too. Your thumb – on those easy-grip handles – easily allows you to adjust the depth, location, and speed of each stroke.

The Jetpack is equipped with 5 different stroking “zones” with 7 speed intensities in each zone. It can go from 600RPM to 1,400RPM.

The majority of the machine is made from plastic, and the stroker itself is a removable TPE stroker for easy cleaning. The Jetpack takes up 8.2″ of width on your lap with a height of 9.37″. It weighs about 3 pounds.

Freeing you from cables, the Jetpack is entirely rechargeable. With all the power this thing puts out, it has a hefty battery that needs full 4 hours of charge time to reach a full charge. You’ll get one hour of cord-free playtime off that full battery. At the loudest settings, the Jetpack still operates under 65dBs.

The Jetpack comes equipped with Travel Lock. The toy is a big boi to “travel” with, but if you’re willing to devote the luggage space to something that’s the size of a small coffee machine, the toy can lock itself out to prevent accidental turn-ons.

Adding more options for use, the Kaotik Labs Jetpack can also sync with your cell phone via the wireless KooSync app. This lets the stroker synchronize with various online functionalities (more about that later!).

Let’s Talk Manual Control of the Kaotik Labs Jetpack

It takes a bit to figure out how to control the Jetpack. The buttons, themselves, are easily accessible. The button placement, right on both of the handles, makes manual control of the Jetpack a literal seamless dream.

Now figuring out what those buttons do takes a little bit. Even with my experience of reviewing thousands of sex toys, I had to spend awhile looking at the instruction manual (with its 14 noted locations).

The thumb of your left hand controls: (shown above)

• how high the sleeve is positioned
• the “position” mode: long strokes, mid-to-max strokes, mid strokes, shortest-to-mid strokes, and shortest strokes
• an increase in stroke speed
• a decrease in stroke speed

A battery-like LED light system here also will showcase the current battery level of your Jetpack.

The thumb of your right hand controls: (shown above)

• whether the Jetpack is on or off
• an increase in the current mode
• a decrease in the current mode
• whether the stroker enters Edging Mode

A small screen here displays the number of the current mode that you’re on, making it easy to figure out which modes you do (and don’t) like.

This is a lot to figure out at first, but once you know where everything is (and there’s a LOT to figure out!), the Jetpack’s button system turns into a control board of precise pleasure. You can easily swap the intensity, stroke location, stroke speed, and more with a few presses. Everything about the sensations is entirely electronic, allowing you to hit a few buttons and let the toy do all of the adjustments.

All of the buttons press down smoothly, with a nice, comfy “click”, and are extremely easy to access with your thumb. On some app-controlled sex toys, the manual control is a secondary afterthought. Here, it was clearly one of the primary factors in the design, and it’s an absolute dream to use (once you figure it out).

Stroke Length Patterns

Out of all of the automated penis sex machines we’ve ever reviewed, the Jetpack is the only one that offers variable up-and-down patterns. It replicates a human hand or blowjob WAY better than any other automated stroker we’ve ever tried. I love some of our other automated options, but they simply go up and down to the machine’s full length capacity.

The Jetpack can easily go up and down to a shorter length than its full capacity.

That means some of the patterned modes actually swap up how far up the shaft the Jetpack strokes. Confused? Let me try to explain it better.

The Jetpack can focus its stroke length into three different quadrants: the tip, the middle, and the base of the shaft. If you choose to utilize those shorter lengths, the Jetpack can swap between them on-the-fly. That means it may only stroke the 2″ of your shaft at the very bottom, doing super-short but full-shaft strokes. You can also stroke only the 2″ at the top, entirely ignoring the bottom of your penis.

In practice, with its patterned modes, it swaps between these quickly. So the Jetpack will do one or two strokes of just the top 2 inches before doing a full length stroke all the way up and down the penis. It might then up the speed a bit to do 3 or 4 super-short strokes full-length of your shaft before swapping up to a different spot on the shaft. Rinse and repeat.

It really replicates a blowjob or handjob more naturally than anything else we’ve ever tried. Just like a human partner constantly swaps things up to keep things interesting for themselves, the Jetpack can continually pleasure different parts of the shaft. While I’d never say any sex machine really feels “mundane”, the constantly-changing tempo and stroke length really “energizes” the entire Jetpack experience.

App Control of the Jetpack

Honestly, the buttons built into the Jetpack are probably my first-choice for controlling the stroker. Their ideal thumb placement means controlling the stroker is seamless. You can easily adjust things on the go without jostling the Jetpack or interrupting your jerk off session.

If you want to add functionality, though, the Jetpack is also Bluetooth enabled, allowing you to connect it to your cell phone (and the free KooSync app) for cell phone control of the Jetpack.

The cell phone app unlocks a ton of ways to play, including:

• Press-to-swap large buttons that easily swap between text-named modes your Jetpack is equipped with
• A visual playing field where you can drag and drop your finger to increase or decrease intensity
• The ability to control the intensity of multiple toys at once
• Create a one-off link to send to someone that gives them instant control the Jetpack
• Create your own patterned modes for the Jetpack to stroke to anytime you’re in the app
• Sync the stroking on the Jetpack to a built-in cell phone game called Peeling Master (I have quite literally no idea why anyone would do this. It’s an unarousing, relatively mindless, non-sexual game about cutting a fruit, and it requires a constant hand, making your Jetpack unstable while you’d play the game.)
• Sync the Jetpack to a speedometer which will speed up the faster you shake your phone OR the faster your phone is currently moving (like in a car). I don’t see this having much use for most people with the giant Jetpack (versus a public play friendly Svakom toy)
• Sync the stroker to videos on compatible porn sites on your cell phone. Currently, this is compatible with PornHub, XVideos, FeelXVideos, and ErikaLust.
• Sync the stroker to videos on a PC (not on your cell device). This requires downloading another program and app to your computer as well.
• Sync the stroker to any MP3s saved on your phone from music to audiobooks.

Most of these functions do NOT require you to sign up for an account. During my SVAKOM Jetpack review, I was up and using these functions for the first time within seconds of turning on the Jetpack. It connected in seconds, without any sign-up or account creation, and with zero hassle. The hardest part was finding the KooSync app in the Google Play store.

Many of these modes also let you turn up (or turn down) the sensitivity to the function you’re on. Let’s say you wanted to give a femdom control over the Jetpack, but you didn’t want to cum too quickly. You could reduce the highest allowable setting. When the femdom controls your stroker and sets it to intensity 100, you could have programmed “Intensity 100″‘s maximum allowable number to be only 20% of the device’s capacity. This helps you last longer for any marathon play. She gets to have fun controlling all the Jetpack from 0 to 100 while being unaware that you’ve turned down the highest capacity to help yourself last.

You can also turn off the display light – or decrease its intensity – if you’re playing in the dark or find the futuristic blue light to be annoying. I personally like the under-toy blue light.

The stroker connects to the app in seconds and with zero fuss. While I have some notes about its functionality to sync to live content (like videos or music) later in this SVAKOM Jetpack review, it responds to manual commands via the app flawlessly and with zero complaint.

How Does It Feel?

The Jetpack goes big.

That is, the Jetpack’s lowest stroking speed is above-average in speed, and it only goes up from there.

And we have never had a single lock up, freeze, or stuttering of the motor.

Unyielding in intensity, the Jetpack goes from “medium-fast strokes” all the way up to “jackhammer” level stroke speeds.

That isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but it’s important to note because it’s very difficult to use the Jetpack if you’re sensitive to orgasm and trying not to cum as soon as you slide inside of it. Whether that’s a biological sensitivity or premature orgasm training, the Jetpack’s lowest speed is already impressively fast.

If you’re someone who is frustrated by slower-stroking penis sex machines, you’re going to love the Jetpack. It has impressively fast speeds that are extremely stimulating – especially if you tighten up the suction for even more pull against your shaft.

If you’re someone who is sensitive and wants to draw out the sensation of the Jetpack as long as possible, the Jetpack is going to be way too stimulating.

It’s wild that “feels too orgasmic” is my complaint about the Jetpack, but here we are.

It feels like the penis version of the “Hitachi” Magic Wand Original. You know, the one with two speeds that only has “Power Tool” and “Power Tool on Turbo Mode” settings.

That is, the Jetpack only really has extremely stimulating stroking. If you’re sensitive or trying to draw things out, the Jetpack isn’t the penis sex machine for you. It’s simply too fast with no way to slow it down. You can loosen up the suction to reduce how tight it is, but for those who are sensitive, it just won’t be enough; it’s still way too fast and will bring on orgasm pretty freakin’ quick.

For our SVAKOM Jetpack review period, we’ve found that time and time again. If it’s been a few days since he’s cum, he pops himself into the Jetpack to end up in an orgasm within 30 seconds on the lowest setting.

We’ve only been able to get some extended time in the Jetpack by doing our SVAKOM Jetpack review testing as his second orgasm of the day. He’s then able to enjoy a good three minutes with the stroker.

To be fair, my “review subject” has an average-sized (in length and width, the machine glides more easily over thinner widths) shaft and is sensitive to stimulation.

If you’re someone who can last during jackhammering sex sessions and want to replicate that intensity with your stroker, the Jetpack is pretty much a god-send.

Not only does it have the motor and capability to replicate all of that intensity, but the dual-handled system gives you a lot more stability to keep the toy on your lap while it does it. The fast jackhammering thrusts can be a bit unwieldy on other toys. With the two handles on the Jetpack, jackhammering has never felt so stable.

Amazingly enough, with all of this constant movement, we’ve never had the motor lock up. It has never stuttered or slowed itself down due to encountering too much friction. When the lube starts to dry up, he has to pause and relube to get back into it; the reduction in lube doesn’t seem to affect the Jetpack’s ability to stroke at all. Compared to other penis sex machines that regularly froze up during use, having a worry-free, stimulation-constant experience with the Jetpack is really nice. (Also, even more orgasmic, not helping its overly-orgasmic issue.)

Let’s Talk Noise

A toy that powerfully shoved a stroker up and down a track isn’t quiet. It just…isn’t.

The SVAKOM Jetpack makes a shucking sound that sounds pretty in-tempo with someone jacking off. You know the meme for “fap fap fap” noises.

The Jetpack is not discreet-sounding, and the noises it does make are an interesting enough tempo that someone would assume a solo penis-owner in a bedroom would be doing….things.

Add this to the fact that the Jetpack is so large on your lap that it’s pretty impossible to quickly hide or provide any plausible deniability, and you end up with a sex toy that’s really not designed for discretion. It doesn’t need to be, but it’s something to be aware of.

That being said, the noise level isn’t horrific. I’ve used other strokers (looking at you, Lovense Max) that were so loud that it was frustratingly impossible to orgasm because it was so loud. I’ve used others that were just loud enough that I had to turn up my porn.

The Jetpack is neither. It makes noise, and it’s audible, but it’s a constant whirr that’s easy to plan around, and that doesn’t change much. You may initially need to turn up your porn a bit more to hear it over the Jetpack’s stroking noises, but that Jetpack noise remains pretty constant, making it something that easily fades into the background once you get all of your audio levels adjusted for your jerk off session.

Edging Mode!

According to the marketing information, the Jetpack is equipped with “Edging Mode”.

We were unable to find a single mention of “Edging Mode” in the instructions. (I even did a Control+F on the PDF version of the instructions for “Edging” to make sure I wasn’t just missing it.) There’s nothing in the instruction booklet about the Edging mode.

An email to a Kaotik Labs rep let me know that I could double-press the Power button, once on, to engage Edging mode.

After doing that, it does seem to engage a different mode. We just aren’t quite sure what, exactly, the mode is. As far as we can tell, it’s a full-length, base-level stroking that looks (literally) exactly the same as Mode 1’s stroking. Only, once you’re in Edging Mode, it seems to turn off the ability to press any of the Jetpack’s other buttons, so we weren’t able to find any way to customize Edging Mode or otherwise change any of the sensations.

This base-level Edging Mode stroking speed is already pretty fast. We’re struggling to reconcile this with edging play. If you watch most “gooners” or “edgers”, they usually will moderate their pace – all the way down to a snail’s pace – in order to keep stroking and avoid early orgasm.

The slowest stroking mode on the Jetpack is simply too fast for edging play. Without any way to crawl it down to ultra-slow, even this slowest speed will be an instant orgasm for anyone who is edging.

I’m not sure if we’re missing some way to engage or slow down the motor any further; through all of our SVAKOM Jetpack review trials, we’ve never seen the stroker go any slower than this base setting. I’m not sure if it currently has the capacity to do so.

That being said, for gooners out there who tend to play at a fast pace, the Jetpack is the only stroking machine I’ve ever seen that provides a 24/7 visual indicator of the battery life. Under your left thumb, you’ll see an LED bar that constantly displays the toy’s exact battery life. Perfect for edging and gooning lovers, you can time your session to work within the Jetpack’s own battery life. You won’t have any “surprise” turn-offs; you’ll know exactly how much juice is left.

That’s such a quality of life improvement for anybody who tends to want marathon stroking sessions – especially on a machine that offers an edging mode.

Customize the Sensations

The Jetpack is designed to fit different penis lengths and widths with two customizable option. The Jetpack offers adjustable height and adjustable interior suction.

When the toy is off, double press the Position button (on your left hand) to lower the stroker’s default starting position. This lets you adjust for penis length.

Like standard Fleshlights or KIIROO strokers, the end cap of the Jetpack’s stroker can also be tightened or loosened. When tightened up, the TPE stroker provides more of a “vacuum”, making everything feel much tighter. Fully loosening this cap will allow more airflow through, reducing how snugly the TPE stroker holds onto your shaft. While this doesn’t physically change the dimensions of the TPE material itself, it will give you a bit of leeway when it comes to a wider (or thinner) shaft.

As of right now, the Jetpack does not have any other purchasable sleeves to swap into the Jetpack. You can repurchase the original sleeve (which is nice as the TPE material will likely degrade faster than the electronics), but there aren’t any other varieties that could offer longer, shorter, tighter, or looser stroker fits as of this point.

All customization, for your shaft, will need to be done via the screw-on vacuum tightness cap and the machine’s ability to change in height. People with extra-long or extra-wide shafts will want to reach out to SVAKOM to determine if they’ll be comfortable.

SVAKOM Jetpack Review: Sex Positions

The Jetpack is somewhat limited in sex positions. That isn’t necessarily the end of the world; I’d guess that most people primarily jerk off while lying down, seated, or standing up, and the Jetpack comfortably supports two of those.

That is, the Jetpack is easiest and most comfortable to use if you’re sitting down. It lets the Jetpack’s weight rest on your thighs while simultaneously using gravity to stabilize all of the stroker’s heft onto your thighs. It’s so much easier to hold onto and stabilize than pretty much any other automated stroker on the market. Sitting also makes it easier to see and control your phone, temporarily holding the Jetpack with one hand to touch your cell phone, if you’re watching videos with the stroker’s built-in cell phone holder mount.

The Jetpack can be used while lying down. Through our SVAKOM Jetpack review tests, we found it a bit more unwieldy, but it’s possible. A pillow under the head helps a lot. It’s still easy to grip the handles, and the toy still stabilizes itself on the thighs, but using a cell phone becomes more of a trial. It can be hard to tilt the cell phone’s angle far enough downwards for your view, the phone is much further away from you, and it can feel like more of a reach to actually get your fingers onto the phone screen with precision.

Lying down use of the Jetpack is possible though – you just might want to plan for a different screen for any desired porn. The phone screen’s small size isn’t as immersive when your head is so far back from the Jetpack.

A standing sex position is…doable, but it’s a challenge. You’ll need to firmly hold onto the Jetpack’s two handles, supporting its 3 pound weight with your own body. Gravity isn’t assisting any longer, so you actively need to hold the Jetpack and push it into your body to help stabilize its movements with every stroke. It’s very difficult to let go of a handle to control your cell phone while standing if the Jetpack is on a higher speed. It makes the entire Jetpack feel unwieldy on your shaft.

Standing is doable, though. I just wouldn’t call it a great experience. Through my Svakom Jetpack review tests, though, the cell phone stayed solidly on the Jetpack though – even as the only thing holding it on was the mount of the cell phone holder. (The Jetpack doesn’t come with a cell phone holder; just the mount possibility for one. Make sure you get a high-quality cell phone holder if you plan on utilizing it often while standing.)

The Jetpack was clearly designed for seated use. It offers the most seamless cell phone control and the least effort for physically gripping and keeping the Jetpack on your lap.

If you don’t plan on using a cell phone, you can use the Jetpack at a computer desk – just make sure to note the height. If your computer desk has a slide-out keyboard that normally sits on your lap, you’ll need to keep the keyboard pushed in. The Jetpack has a height of about 9″, so you’ll likely be sitting further back from your desk and computer monitor than usual. During our SVAKOM Jetpack review trials, he would sit perpendicular from the desk, allowing him to use the mouse and one-hand-peck the keyboard while giving the large penis machine enough space to be usable on his lap. It was comfortable enough.

I will say: of all of the penis stroking machines on the market, the Jetpack is the most comfortable to hold. The “handles” require very little grip strength, and the light curvature of the base of the machine really anchors it between the thighs super comfortably. It barely feels like you’re holding anything; unlike some of the other machines that feel like gripping a small watermelon between your legs, the handles (and their natural button placement) make the Jetpack feel like a seamless masturbation treat.

SVAKOM Jetpack Review: It Moves with Online Videos!

The Jetpack is one of the few automated penis strokers on the market that can sync with mainstream porn tube sites. That is, if there’s a video on PornHub, XTube, or other tube sites that has toy control built into the video, the Jetpack can “sync” up to it.

(it’s important to note: the video ITSELF needs to have toy control built into it on the tube’s porn site. Not all tube site videos are equipped with toy synchronization tracks. As these Bluetooth enabled sex toys get more popular, quite a few videos are, but it isn’t all of them. Expect to see the sync tracks more often with vanilla, mainstream porn – both lesbian, gay, and hetero. Niche and fetish stuff is still pretty rare.)

If you’re struggling to find those videos, the Kaotik Labs app has links that lead you directly to playlists of videos that have the toy control built in. Here’s their PornHub options.

The synchronization to porn has been…okay. I wouldn’t say it’s the Jetpack’s strong suit. Realistically, I think the Jetpack’s lowest setting is simply too fast to match up with the slower pace of the “foreplay” of most sex videos. The Jetpack isn’t capable of slow, lanquid, lazy stroking. So when you’re seeing that on the sex video, the Jetpack is going its slowest speed….which is still a lot faster than what you’re seeing on the video.

This can feel a little jarring. As you start watching the video, the Jetpack will start up at a pretty intense speed while the video is still in its introductory slow phase. You know, she’s giggling and doing one light stroke every few seconds, and the Jetpack is already set into its slowest “fap fap fap fap fap” speed.

Once the video gets to the intense/rough/jackhammering part of the video, the speeds tend to match up better, and it can feel like the Jetpack is following the action.

If there’s no “shaft going into hole” action on the video screen, the Jetpack tends to sit still.

Mind you, throughout our SVAKOM Jetpack review trials, it still doesn’t sync perfectly. It’s a solid-enough approximation, but it’s not matched up well enough to the video to call it fully “synchronized”.

(It’s important to note that all of this sync information is built into the video itself. The Jetpack is simply following a built-in “sex toy control” track of information that overlays on top of the video. Someone, somewhere, programmed this sex toy control track, and the Jetpack follows along with these pre-made instructions as the video plays alongside it. This means, outside of the lowest speed issue, your Jetpack immersion experience is largely based on whoever programmed this “sex toy control” track. If the track does a poor job of matching up with the movement, the Jetpack will as well. It’s just following instructions. It does not have a thinking mind of its own.)

Still, the Jetpack has a loose “sync” to most of the videos we’ve watched. Accessing this sync doesn’t require any additional purchases or monthly fees, and it can move alongside a lot of mainstream videos on tube porn sites. There’s a lot to be said for having a wider range of videos – and those videos being free – even if the synchronization between the porn and the toy itself isn’t as good as other options I’ve reviewed.

The Jetpack can also sync to music. It has the same issue as it does with the porn; it really struggles with slower beats.

It looks like it uses an internal “equalizer” type of recognition system for determining when it’s going to stroke or not. So, think of it as a physical output of the equalizer screensavers built into music players. This means music with clear rests alternated with strong beats will perform best for music.

If you load a talking-only track into it (ASMR, audio porn, erotica audiobook, whatever), it seems to just kinda stroke constantly. It will pace on occasion, but it doesn’t have any idea between the swells or build-up the words might be communicating. It’s just listening to the physical noise of the words.

It uses the music saved onto the device where the app is loaded. It does not connect to external music services at this time. You’d need to save an MP3 track to your device to sync the Jetpack to it.

As a nice added bonus, if you’re someone who doesn’t want to deal with the phone, KooSync also can work on a PC by downloading some Chrome apps and settings things up that way. Kaotik Labs keeps instructions here.

Final Thoughts: SVAKOM Jetpack Review

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