Merry Christmas AND Happy Holidays

Merry Christmas – and happy holidays! (No matter what holiday you celebrate, I hope your end-of-December is awesome, and for all our sakes, I hope 2023 is better than 2022.)

Looking for some BDSM/kink fun to celebrate the season? I do have a few ways to whet your appetite besides pretty pictures.

I’m spoiling further us all with some of my favorite pictures of sex toys during these festive months. Because I’m weird like that – and it’s been hard to wean myself off of using holiday set-ups for posts I know will go live in February.

When You Shouldn't Buy Your Partner a Sex Toy image. Image shows a blue silicone dildo sitting out on top of a gift in wood-like wrapping paper. In the background, there's a Christmas tree with dried oranges being used as ornaments.
Pictured: Demon from Ivy Toys on Etsy
Pictured: Mr. Hankey’s Dragon Dildo
A person in a gold sequin dress stands in front of a Christmas tree. They are holding the Slubb powertool in their hands, presenting it to the camera. The image looks very festive for the holidays.
Pictured: The Slubb
Lora DiCarlo Baci Review
Pictured: Lora DiCarlo Baci (I’m salty they appear to have disappeared. The Baci is still one of my favorite clitoral suction toys to date.)
Fetdom Spreader Bar review. The Spreader Bar is sitting on a soft-looking bedspread on a bed. The spreader bar is sitting on top of its included, drawstring storage bag - and two of the four cuffs are sitting next to the spreader bar as well. In the background, a white artificial Christmas tree is shown with lights twinkling.
Pictured: Fetdom Spreader Bar and included cuffs
A set of green collar and cuffs with gold hardware from Liebe Seele sitting out on blue, quilted blanket. In the background, a white Christmas tree with lights can be seen. The image has an adorable, ethereal quality to it.
Pictured: Liebe Seele Blackish Green Cow Leather Bondage Set
The Tracy's Dog OG Pro 2 sucking vibrator sits on top of a giant, car-sized red bow. The blue and the red contrast beautifully, and the remote control for the vibrator sits on top of the OG Pro 2. There is a Christmas tree beautifully blurred in the background.
Pictured: Tracy’s Dog OG Pro 2
Fun Factory Blow and Glow Kit review. Image shows the Fun Factory GLOW massage candle. The lid is off of the candle and precariously propped up against the open, full jar of the Glow Massage Candle. The text on the lid of the GLOW Massage candle reads: "Rosewood, chamomile, ylang ylang. All-natural. Recyclable. 4 fl oz. For external use only."
Pictured: Fun Factory Glow candle from the Blow and Go gift set
This one is old AF, but at least you get the benefit of getting to see how far my dick photography has come in 7 years! Pictured: Purple dildo I can’t identify, Lifestyles condoms, and that’s definitely some of my Agreeable Agony pink rope

(Sidenote: I’m driven absolutely bonkers by the fact that so many companies and people are emailing and posting “Happy Holidays” today. Considering today is Christmas, it just seems weird to say “Happy whatever-you-celebrate” on the day that’s clearly only one of those holidays. I’m 100% down for inclusion, but why not wish Happy Holidays on Hanukkah or the Winter Solstice if we were actually inclusive? Anyway, I 100% recognize that today IS Christmas, so Merry Christmas, but also, if Christmas isn’t your jam, I hope whatever holiday you had earlier in the month – or later in this month – was super awesome. Either way, we get a good background for sex toy pics and cute lighted displays and that’s a hard excuse to pass up.)

Mistress Kay
Mistress Kay
Sex toy reviewer, kink educator, and weirdo who is constantly staging pretty photos for sex toys.

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