Welcome to my Tenga GEO review.
An approachable penis stroker, the Tenga GEO offers orgasmic stroking potential – while simultaneously offering a simple, discreet, non-realistic design that’s easier to explain away than most realistic-looking penis strokers.
That unique texture you see on the outside of the GEO? That’s actually the interior texture. The Tenga GEO is designed to be flipped inside out on the regular. Not only does this make for easier cleaning, but it also makes for faster drying. Plus, it adds to that explain-it-away design of the GEO. It looks like a knick knack!
The Tenga GEO uses a similar, super-stretchy Elastomer material to the Tenga Eggs. This means that this round, sphere-shaped masturbation sleeve ends up stretching along the length of the penis once some pressure is applied. This super-stretchy material allows the Tenga GEO to comfortably, without risk of tearing, stretch to a length of 6.7″ – and stretch to a width of 1.97″.
When you’re done, the GEO looks like it did when you started – a 3.45″ round ball.
For easy storage, drying, and display, the Tenga GEO’s plastic packaging doubles as a drying and storage stand for the GEO. Just place the opening of the ball onto its stand – and it keeps the GEO from accidentally rolling away.
The Tenga GEO is fully close-ended.
The Tenga GEO comes with a single-use sample of the Tenga Hole Lotion lubricant for your first use. The Hole Lotion lubricant’s ingredients are: Water, Glycerin, Sodium Polyacrylate, Ethanol, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Phenoxyethanol, Methylparaben, EDTA-2Na, Polysorbate 80, Sorbitan Cocoate, Fragrance
Using this Reusable Stroker
The Tenga GEO is probably one of the easiest penis strokers you’ll ever use. Just pick it up, turn it inside out (so that the neat texture is on the inside of the ball), lube up the penis and the inside of the ball, and slide it onto the penis.
Control all of the sensations of the Tenga GEO with your hand. Squeeze tighter for a stronger sensation. Loosen your hand for softer sensations. Focus all of the sensations on the tip of the penis by tightening near the penis – and loosening down the rest of the shaft. Extend your pleasure session by pulling the Tenga GEO down the entirety of the shaft – but keeping your hand near the base so the texture is the only thing that pleasures the tip of the penis.
It’s really up to you and how you want to use it.
Despite the Tenga GEO being close-ended, the large, ball-like design doesn’t make for much suction. The majority of your sensations will come from the tightness (or looseness) of your fist around the Tenga GEO.
As the Tenga GEO is close-ended, it will contain any ejaculation after orgasm to make it easier to clean when you’re done.
It’s really worth noting that the Tenga GEO is, genuinely, workable for all penis widths. The large ball shape (larger and plushier than a tennis ball) is wide, and pretty much any penis width could fit into this thing.
Length is the same beast – but it’s worth noting that the GEO’s material “stretches to fit” the penis. This means that longer penises will stretch the material even further. Further stretching will leave the GEO open to more tears than if it was minimally stretched. If you tend to “tear through” penis strokers because of your length, a Fleshlight may be a better fit for you; the GEO can work, but depending on how hard and fast you slide into it, you may be more likely to rip it.
Tenga GEO Review: How Does It Feel?
The exact sensations of the Tenga GEO correlate strongly with your hand. That is, as the GEO lacks a case – and tightens/loosens based on your grip, it really is a stroker that puts every ounce of control into your own hands.
Simply tighten your grip while using the GEO to feel the texture even more intensely – or loosen it to simply feel “material sliding over the shaft” without much of a texture.
This functions very similarly to the Tenga Eggs – except the Tenga GEO is reusable, and therefore, the material of the GEO is a lot thicker than the Eggs. This is to help the GEO last longer and resist tearing.
This is fantastic for durability, but I do want to mention it as a point for grip strength. The thicker, plushier material isn’t as friendly to looser grips. Especially if we’re going for a marathon session (anything longer than 30 minutes), I can find that my forearms are starting to ache a bit. This usually requires sliding my hands down to the entrance of the GEO and only gripping onto a little bit of the material – instead of gripping around the thickest, fluffiest part of the GEO. This does change (and reduce the intensity) of the sensations, but it helps my poor arms from falling off.
Essentially, if grip strength is a sticking point for you, the Tenga GEO may not be a great fit if you’re looking for tight, restricting sensations.
With that in mind, though, experimenting with the GEO is really fun. The texture feels fantastic on the penis. It’s a soft sliding texture against the shaft; don’t expect to be able to count out the individual ridges of the texture during use. It “adds” to the standard stroking of a hand with the plushiness of the material and the light texturing. It does not feel like a brand new orifice the penis has never felt before.
As my partner put it, “A Fleshlight feels more intense…but this feels way cooler than my hand.”
That seems to be his usual takeaway when we pull out the GEO.
Tenga GEO Review: A Partner’s Perspective
From a partnered perspective, I especially love how the GEO feels in my hands. It’s really plushy and fluffy feeling. It feels squishy – even when wrapped around the penis. It’s genuinely fun to feel the soft fluffiness of the GEO – and then keep squeezing to feel the hardness of an erection “trapped” inside of it.
With the odd shape, it also provides more play potential for me. It isn’t simply a long tube that goes up and down. The spherical shape really lets me play around. I can leave it looking like a ball near the tip for a fantastic tease. I can grip it near the entrance for a firm sensation near a base with a touch of texture. I can grip it near the center of the sphere and drag it down the shaft to ensure he feels every inch of the texture. I can be an asshole and use the GEO inside out for a textureless experience. I really enjoy mixing and matching all of the above depending on my mood.
From a femdom perspective, it really keeps him guessing too. It isn’t like our Fleshlight – where we pull it out and he instantly knows it’s going to be ultra-orgasmic – and probably lead to premature ejaculation. When we pull out the GEO, it could go lots of different ways. Will it be a giant tease? Delicious? Straight to orgasm? I love that uncertainty about it.
No matter how I used it for this Tenga GEO review, it doesn’t leave any film or residue on my hands. The spherical shape, however, does tend to leak lubricant more than other types of strokers. With some strokers, I find that I’m able to get through a whole play session without lube on my hands. That’s almost never the case with the GEO. That spherical shape – and the squeezing to use it – seems to “squirt out” the lube relatively often.
Tenga GEO Compared to Tenga Eggs and Tenga Spinner
Looking to buy a Tenga stroker – but not sure which one? Here’s my rundown.
If you’re split between the Tenga GEO and the Tenga Eggs:
- Go with the GEO if budget is a concern. It isn’t disposable.
- Go with the GEO if you’re looking for a reusable option that doesn’t need to be regularly replaced; it isn’t disposable.
- Go with the GEO if you have a longer shaft; it has more material to stretch out over the shaft, and it will be less likely to tear.
- Go with the Eggs if you’ll be traveling often. The one-and-done design of the Eggs is much easier to deal with.
- Go with the Eggs if grip strength is a concern. The thinner Egg material is easier to manipulate.
- Go with the Eggs if you have a below-average width. The thinner diameter of the Eggs makes it easier to wrap around the shaft.
If you’re split between the Tenga GEO and the Tenga Spinner:
- Go with the GEO if you’re looking for a stroker that fits a wider variety of lengths and widths. The Spinner is not nearly as stretchy.
- Go with the GEO if you’re looking for something that’s much-more-discreet, easier to hide, and faster to dry.
- Go with the Spinner if you want to travel with it – like if you’re traveling to meet up with someone from an escorts directory. The Spinner’s case is slimmer and snaps shut better.
- Go with the Spinner if you want more-intense sensations. They are noticeably more present than in the GEO.
- Go with the Spinner if you want to try a wider variety of textures. I think there are 10 available right now.
- Go with the Spinner if you have grip strength concerns. The Spinner fits much more snugly by default, so it requires less gripping to feel great.
Tenga GEO vs Tenga Eggs
Honestly, the Tenga GEO and the Tenga Eggs are pretty similar to one another. I dare say, you won’t go wrong by choosing either one of them for your pleasure.
However, which one you choose will mostly depend on how disposable you’d like your masturbation toy to be. The Tenga Eggs are a one-use design. You open it, you stroke it, and you toss it. You might be able to squeak out a second use from a Tenga Egg but only if you’re ultra-careful.
On the other hand, the Tenga GEO is reusable. It’s made from a thicker material (and therefore, noticeably larger in size) which helps it stick around for a much, much longer time. The material is still thinner and stretchier than the Tenga Spinner (which, I think, makes the GEO a bit more sensitive to tears that other Tenga strokers), but it isn’t designed for a one-and-done masturbation use.
So, the Tenga Eggs are fantastic if you travel often and need something really discreet – or you’re just starting off and want to experiment with new sensations.
The Tenga GEO is probably a better fit if you want a better value for your money – and hope to have something around to use for longer than a single day.
Cleaning the Tenga GEO
A lot of times, close-ended penis strokers can feel way more aggravating to clean than open-ended options. It can just be easier to reach all of the surfaces inside of a stroker (to get them clean) when there are more options to get into the internal chamber of a stroker.
That isn’t the case with the Tenga GEO. It’s probably one of the top options on my “Easiest to Clean” penis strokers list.
When you’re done jerking off with the GEO, take it into a sink and turn it inside out. Now, any ejaculate (if there is any) will be extremely easy to clean out from the textured surface. This puts all of the textured surface on the outside of the ball for easy scrubbing and cleaning. It makes it simple to remove the lube and bodily fluids from the GEO.
When you’re done cleaning it, place it onto the base it came with. This plastic base features a little “pole” in the center of a platform. This pole fits into the singular hole on the GEO – and essentially forces the ball to stay in a single place and prevents it from rolling around. With all of the textured area facing outwards, the GEO dries faster than a lot of comparable sleeves (like other Fleshlights or my KEON which can take awhile), and you can be sure you don’t put it away before it’s fully dry. Simply poke at it and see where the water remains.
To keep hair and lint away from the GEO, the GEO includes a see-through lid. Just place the lid on top of the GEO.
The see-through lid makes it easy to see what’s inside of the container (as you can see from my pictures), but at the same time, it really does look like a futuristic space toy – or maybe a stress relief ball. It has an extremely innocent appearance.
Tenga GEO Review: Final Thoughts
Tenga GEO Review
Summary
Just like the Tenga Eggs, the magic of the Tenga GEO is as a fun addition to your standard hand sensations – and that’s not a bad thing. It gives you full control over every inch of the GEO’s sensations. Simply loosen your grip – or tighten your grip – to instantly have brand new, delicious sensations.
It’s really all about how you want to feel the GEO around the penis.
Unlike the Tenga Eggs, however, the GEO is plushier in size; those with grip strength issues are likely to find fatigue – and fast – with how much clenching is required to really get the sensations to “bleed through” onto the penis.
The sensations, though, are fantastic and vary depending on the texture and tightness.
And when you’re done, the ball-shape of the GEO means that it dries out faster – especially when flipped inside out. If fast-drying (and fast re-storing) is important to you, the GEO can be placed in front of a strong fan to get it fully dried and back into storage within an hour. It’s near-impossible to say that about any other sleeve because the usual internal, vertical chamber needs a long time to dry out.
We still tend to grab the Tenga Spinner more often than the GEO (and that’s partially because the Spinner requires less grip strength), but the GEO is one I generally pull out to play with the fun sensations of super-fluffy, poofy stroking.
Thanks to MEO.de for providing this penis stroker for my Tenga GEO review.
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