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Rainbows and unicorns come together in this beautiful union with the Split Peaches Unicorn Horny Silicone Rainbow Dildo. Available in multiple sizes (Small, Medium, and Large), all of the toys are made of a beautiful mix of rainbow silicone colors layered on top of each other. The Large toy is 11″ in total length with 10″ of insertable length and a width of 2.75″ at the widest point. (Though my measurement puts it closer to the 3″ diameter mark if you’re being realistic about the firmness of the silicone and the swirl of the toy.)
This rainbow dildo features a harness-compatible base – though you’ll need a harness that’s able to take very large-diameter toys – which isn’t many harnesses straight out of the box. As mentioned in the item title, this rainbow dildo is made from body-safe silicone, and it’s made in the USA.
The packaging of the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Silicone Dildo is relatively simple. The large dildo comes in a clear, plastic bag of the same size. This bag is entirely see-through and it shows off the toy. The bag is not resealable, and you will need to destroy it to remove the toy. The bag has three stickers on the front: a Split Peaches sticker, a Made in the USA sticker, and a small sticker for care instructions for your sex toy. It’s basic, but it’s probably cost-effective, and it gets the job done.
Absolutely nothing about this dildo is fucking around with you.
It’s large, it’s beautiful and vibrant, and it’s going to feel HUGE. It IS huge!
This is not a toy for you if you’re not regularly taking the largest dildos that any manufacturer offers – and if you’re usually sized out from most mainstream manufacturers because they don’t make dildos large enough for you. Go with the Small or Medium Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Silicone Dildos if you’re not regularly maxxing out most manufacturers’ options.
The Large is large – as advertised – and doesn’t pretend to be anything else. It’s hard to exactly describe how gigantic this dildo is. It’s on-par with a lot of the Large or Extra-Large sizes from that popular fantasy dildo company if that helps for some of you. Just look at the fact I can get nowhere near closing my hand around its base:
In addition to being large, the silicone isn’t particularly soft or squishy. This means you’ll feel every little bit of the size and texture of the toy. This also means I’d size down if you’re unsure that you’ll be able to take the widest parts of the dildo.
This has the least amount of squishiness and plushness that I’ve actually felt in a pure-silicone dildo before. It feels similar to the amount of plushness on most silicone-covered vibrators. That is, it doesn’t squeeze – at all – when pressure is applied. The widest point, at 2.75″, is going to feel exactly like 2.75″.
The dildo‘s lack of rigidity is what makes it so damn awesome for strap-on sex though. Instead of being droopy like a lot of strap-on toys can get – especially when it’s almost a whole foot in length! – the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn stands up – quite literally.
There’s absolutely no drooping to the silicone of this toy at all. No wiggling, no flopping, nothing.
The only “droop” you’ll have from this toy is from the strap-on harness, and if you get a harness that’s tight enough and designed to hold this type of weight, you’ll have no droop from it either. That being said, make sure you’re aware that this dildo is 2.75″ at the base. That means it’s much larger than your standard strap-on harness, and it will require its own O-ring for any O-ring-switchable strap-on harnesses.
Now, you’ll want to put some extra care and consideration into wearing this as a “show-off dildo”. I’ll admit, this is a pretty niche use, but I *love* to wear strap-on dildos while out and about. I usually stick to realistic ones, but this one was just begging to be holstered to my hips for 6 hours as part of an outfit at a kink party.
Six hours with this bad boy is a little intense. I was comfortable and perfectly fine for hours one and two (which is long past what I’d ever wear it for when used for its “put it in a hole” purpose), but the 5th and 6th hour were definitely starting to bruise my inner thighs. I had sore inner thighs for a couple of days afterwards.
So, on the very rare chance that you plan on strapping on this beautiful dick at a play party because you love making people do double-takes and love giving out SheVibe’s name all night, keep in mind that the base of the toy can feel large between the thighs – and with the motion of walking, that can bruise after awhile.
When it comes to the base, the base of this dildo is entirely flat. While it doesn’t look like there’s any sort of suction capabilities, something about the base makes it suction decently well. It continues to accidentally suction itself to my desk while I’ve been reviewing it, and it works great on tiled floor. It seems to do best on flat, non-textured surfaces, so if you’re going to ride it, you might consider using something that fits that bill. The rainbow unicorn dildo, however, doesn’t seem to stay suctioned particularly well to vertical surfaces. It’ll do great when it’s on a floor, but when you try to put it on a wall, the heft of the dildo tends to pull it down without too much effort.
Aside from the suction cup, there’s no hole for Vac-U-Lock purposes or vibrating bullets. What you see is what you get.
That being said, the base is made from the exact same rigid silicone as the rest of the dildo, so you can expect to get a nice, firm hold on the base without it flexing in your hands. Again, though, remember that the base of this toy is going to be even wider than 2.75″ in diameter. It’s closer to 3.5″. It’s one-handable for me – but only barely and only for a little bit of time. This might be a two-handed toy for most people.
And how does it all feel? About exactly how it looks – huge and noticeably textured. There’s no joking around about the thickness of this toy, so be very prepared to take it slowly. Not only does it stretch, but it’ll get pretty darn deep.
In fact, to this point, my partner hasn’t actually been able to take the entire length yet. It’s something we’re working on, but unless you’re used to really thick, really long toys, this will be a slow, gradual learning experience for you. The swirl of the dildo is very pronounced, and you’ll want to make sure you do a great job of lubing it up. Be more thorough than you think you need. You’ll be able to feel the swirls and the changes in texture as the toy goes further and further in. He says it gets much more noticeable towards the base – probably because it’s reaching his limitations for width at that point.
When using it solo, do be prepared for the thickness of the base and the hefty weight of the toy. For people with wrist issues or weak forearms (which, unless you’re lifting weights, might be the case for most people when the toy weighs this much), consider ways to play with the toy that don’t require holding it up. Stick it onto the floor and ride it that way. Slide it into a hold-your-dildo pillowcase and ride it that way. Stick it into a strap-on harness and strap it onto a cushion or space. The dildo itself can be pleasurable, but it’s also pretty darn heavy, and if you’re hoping for a long play session, the heft of the toy becomes noticeable relatively quickly.
While the packaging is extremely minimal, it does include a small sticker about care of your dildo. It reminds you of basic silicone sex toy care instructions including washing it with warm water and anti-bacterial soap, boiling it for sterilization, or putting it through the sterilization cycle of a dishwasher. You should only use water-based lubricants with your new silicone toy – silicone-based lubricants have the potential to destroy the silicone material of your sex toy. Like all silicone toys, don’t store it in direct sunlight, and try to avoid storing it in any manner that’ll constantly bend the silicone material. This big guy is about a foot long, so keep that in mind for bedside drawers or sex toy storage bags. (as in – it won’t fit into most!)
Overall, if you want a large-and-in-charge, beautiful rainbow unicorn dildo, the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Dildo is a great choice for you. It’s hand-made, as thick as it claims, and works perfectly if you want a badass unicorn dick hanging from your strap-on. If you want a large toy – and you want something beautiful to look at when you’re not using it – the Split Peaches Rainbow Unicorn Dildo is going to be an amazing choice for you. It’s well-made, rigid, thick, and so damn pretty. Thanks to SheVibe for providing this rainbow unicorn dildo for my Split Peaches Unicorn Horn dildo review in large.
