MEO Dildo Bottle Butt Plug Review

Have you always had a bit of a kink for putting a beer bottle up your butt or vagina? No? Just me? Well, presumably, it can’t be just me because today, I’m bringing you the MEO Dildo Bottle Butt Plug review. So there must be a whole host of other kinky people out there who also enjoy the idea of sliding their empty bottles where they don’t belong.

And that’s pretty much the biggest selling point of the MEO.de Dildo Bottle Butt Plug. Instead of using a breakable piece of glass, you end up with something that’s:

• Not going to shatter into pieces while you’re using it
• Not going to cut the delicate internal tissue with its rough edges
• Not going to slide all the way in as the MEO Dildo Bottle Butt Plug has a flared base
• Not going to cause dangerous air and suction to be introduced to the vagina

AND the Dildo Bottle Butt Plug also comes with a suction cup base, so you have a bit more versatility in how you want to use it.

Each Dildo Bottle Butt Plug is entirely made from silicone. There is no plastic inner core. This does make each Glass Bottle Butt Plug noticeably squishier than its full-sized, glass counterparts. It is a full slab of silicone with no discernible edges.

Making it easier for penetration, there is no texture on this toy. There is no texturing/ribbing where the “cap” would be, and there’s no texturing or ribbing along the bottle. It’s entirely smooth from tip to base.

The Glass Bottle Dildo plug is available in Small, Medium, and Large sizes. The Medium is the closest to your standard 12oz glass beer bottle, but the Small makes the general premise accessible to people who aren’t inserting 2.5″ diameter toys on the regular.

You see the Small version in this MEO Dildo Bottle Butt Plug review.

How Does It Compare to the Real Thing?

The MEO Dildo Bottle Butt Plug only exists as an alternative to a glass bottle. So how do they compare during use?

(We have not tried fully inserting a glass bottle beyond the tip because of the reasons mentioned in the introduction, so these are assumptions of what you’ll notice during use while handling either.)

The first thing you’ll notice is the slightly squishier material. After all, silicone doesn’t really feel like glass. As the MEO Dildo Bottle Butt Plug is a full silicone toy with no rigid inner core, it’s squishier than many silicone sex toys.

There’s also the texture of both materials. Glass is extremely slippery and slidy while silicone tends to be grippier. You can definitely notice this during use – especially if you hadn’t gone hog wild with adding lube to both of them.

When you cover both of them with a condom, however, it gets less noticeable. Once they both are “equalized” with a condom, the slickness of the two materials doesn’t matter. (If anything, silicone wins out. Using a condom on top of the glass bottle makes it slip and slide everywhere, making it hard to stay in place.)

MEO Dildo Bottle Butt Plug Review: Mindfuck Potential

All of this is leading up to:

If you want to mindfuck your partner by “shoving a glass bottle up their ass”, you can probably pull off a switch with the MEO Dildo Bottle Butt Plug mid-scene. Depending on how amped up they are, they might not necessarily notice a material change. My submissive didn’t.

If that’s your end goal, I recommend spending a lot of time hyping up the glass bottle and a lot of time warming up your partner’s hole.

An anal warm-up is key here for realism. With a warm-up, when you finally move onto using the Bottle sex toy, you can pretty much slide it in with one thrust. This can eliminate a lot of the time your receiving partner will have to think about whether you actually did stick a glass bottle up your ass. After all, it’s already up there, right?

To keep the realism alive, I’d also avoid pressing the tip up against any internal walls. If you know the length of the MEO Dildo Bottle Butt Plug is enough to “bottom out” in your partner, try to resist the urge. That squishy, soft silicone will bend instead of providing firm, rigid, almost-painful sensations. That will be a big departure from what you’d expect with glass which has a “take no prisoners” vibe when it comes to rigid pressure.

On a completely unrelated note, if you look at the MEO Dildo Bottle Butt Plug long enough, it actually starts to resemble a bowling pin too. So if you’ve ever had a kink for being fucked in a bowling alley…

How Does It Feel?

If you’re fucking a beer bottle, you’re probably not doing it for the targeted g-spot and p-spot stimulation.

That’s the case with this silicone dildo too. As a copy of its glass counterpart, it doesn’t have any specific curvature that would help it snuggle into those internal erogenous zones.

If you get a dildo shaped like a beer bottle, though, you know what you’re getting into. Those fancy curves are for the fancy dildos.

Instead, expect a dildo that feels exactly how it looks: filling, long, and thrustable.

Let’s Talk Suction Cup

One of the cool things about the MEO Dildo Bottle Butt Plug is that it has a suction cup. Your beer bottle doesn’t have that!

This suction cup is surprisingly effective, too. The ultra-flexible edges and thin silicone make it stick pretty much anywhere, and it sticks with ease. (Honestly, just placing it down on any flat surface with the gentlest touch activates the suction cup. I really don’t want to keep suctioning it to my keyboard tray while writing this MEO Dildo Bottle Butt Plug review, but it has other plans.)

Once suctioned onto a surface, it’s surprisingly effective too. Like, “wow!” effective. As long as you’re moving up and down the shaft instead of grinding against it or dragging it away from its center of mass, it stays stuck. I mean, really really stuck. As long as it gets that initial stick, it seems to be a really powerful suction cup. While the apartment walls were a no-go, the front door worked perfectly.

(And I 100% used that to surprise the submissive after work one day. How often do you see a beer bottle dildo just floating on your front door? Exactly.)

Because the suction cup base is so flexible, I’d caution against using the suction cup base as your sole precaution against the dildo sliding into the butt. The base folds very very easily. It provides a slight bit of resistance, but if your partner’s butt is so “hungry” that it’s down at the base with ease, you’ll definitely want to keep a hand near the base to help keep the plug outside of the body.

Unlike many dildos with a flared base, this ultra-flexible material also means that you’ll need somewhere else to grip. Naturally, my hand wants to grip the flared base when using the dildo, but the base quickly collapses under any pressure. This means that I usually end up holding around the base of the insertable shaft. This may get in the way if you had plans to fully insert the toy during active thrusting, but we have yet to be really bothered by it. It just means I don’t insert it quite as far in.

MEO Dildo Bottle Butt Plug Review: Does It Actually Work as a Plug?

Its butt plug functionality is mostly a no-go. The smooth curves of the MEO Dildo Bottle Butt Plug mean that it really, really doesn’t like to stay in the butt without help. This is not your stereotypical butt plug that can be slid inside and left alone while you walk around.

I think it’s best that you consider the MEO Dildo Bottle Butt Plug a dildo instead. It quickly slides itself out of the butt without something to hold it in there.

If you want to use it for “plug”-ing, you’ll need a butt plug harness to keep it inside of the butt.

Final Thoughts: MEO Dildo Bottle Butt Plug Review