I gotta say, this might be the most discreet multi-function sex toy I’ve ever seen. If you have a playful aesthetic and love yellow and pink, this BeYourLover Naughty Alarm Clock review might be the coolest thing you read today.
That’s right: Naughty Alarm Clock. Going for the ultimate in discretion, the Naughty Alarm Clock is an alarm clock by, well, all the time, and it “transforms” into two separate sex toys on demand.
Unlike other discreet sex toys I’ve used over the years (like one that hid inside of a lint remover roller!), the Naughty Alarm Clock is the only one that offers multiple sex toys in its single discreet body.
It does that through the two “bells” on the alarm clock. While these two bells look like a nod to the classic design of alarm clocks, they actually hide a pretty cool secret: each one is its own sex toy!
When looking at the clock, you can pull out the left “bell” to reveal a compact air suction toy. It features 8 suction modes that are controlled by a single button on the top of the “bell”.
The right “bell” pulls out to reveal a small, bullet-sized vibrator with a rounded tip and super-slender size. This vibrator is equipped with 9 vibration modes controlled by a single button at the top of the toy.
As an added bonus, the BeYourLover Clock Alarm actually functions as a clock too! The LED screen will keep time just like any other clock, allowing this toy to – quite literally – sit out on your bedside table without suspicion. The clock function features AM/PM functionality and also allows you to set two alarms.
All of the “usable” sex toy surfaces are made from silicone. The majority of the clock is made from a super-smooth plastic.
The two sex toys are splashproof for easy cleaning, but the alarm clock should not be taken anywhere near water. The alarm clock features a USB-C port at the back for charging.
Sounds too good to be true, right? It’s…surprisingly, actually just as awesome as it seems. Let me break it down in my BeYourLover Alarm Clock review.
BeYourLover Naughty Alarm Clock Review: How Does It All Fit Together?
The two sex toys have their own little “holsters” built into the Naughty Alarm Clock base itself, and they snap into place by sorta-strong magnets. Honestly, the magnets could use a little bit more strength, but they do the job.
While the Naughty Alarm Clock sits there, the two sex toys sit inside of it. If you turn it upside down, the two sex toys don’t fall out automatically – the magnets hold them in. If you jiggle the Alarm Clock while it’s upside down or provide any sort of touch to the sides of the two sex toys, though, they will pop out.
Presumably, you’re not holding your alarm clock upside down often, so this might be functional for you. They stay in place fine when the alarm clock sits. If it gets tipped over, though, the two sex toys will fall out, so make sure to keep this alarm clock somewhere you don’t expect a lot of movement.
The magnetic ports that fasten the two sex toys into the Naughty Alarm Clock base also happen to be the charging ports. Heck yeah! So whenever you’re not using your two sex toys, they’re charging up, waiting for when you want to use them.
A simple grip of the sex toy you want to remove allows you to take it out from the Naughty Alarm Clock. You just pull. The magnets are gentle enough that you can remove either sex toy one-handed. That’s the flip-side of offering softer magnets; it’s a simple, one-handed movement to pull the toy out.
Discretion Is At the Forefront
If you’re not a sex toy nerd who wants to buy the BeYourLover Adult Alarm Clock just because it’s adorable, you’re probably buying it because discretion is of the utmost importance to you.
This may be because you live with people you don’t want to tell about your sex life, or this might be because owning sex toys is illegal or frowned upon where you live.
The design of the Naughty Alarm Clock itself offers a lot of discretion. With the alarm clock’s accurate timekeeping, this clock looks at home in most bright, pastel-colored bedrooms.
That discretion also extends to the noise of each of the two toys too. Neither is loud. The vibrator is the louder of the two, but even then, with any sort of music or television playing, you can’t hear either.
It’s audible in the same room with absolute radio silence, but it is not audible outside of a closed door even if the house is ridiculously quiet.
This gives you even more flexibility if staying under the radar is at the top of your priority list.
The only time you might be “discovered” is when you need to clean your sex toys. Even if you have to keep your sex life private, please make sure you always clean your toys. Bacteria build-up has real risks – especially if you slide the vibrator inside the body.
Luckily, the design of the BeYourLover Clock Alarm helps with that too.
The rounded, no-textured design of the vibrator means that it can easily be wiped down with a washcloth or toilet paper for full drying before sliding it back into the Clock Alarm.
The air suction toy has a hollow tip that requires extra consideration, but it’s nowhere near as deep as most air suction toy tips. You can easily touch the “end” of the suction chasm hole with the tip of your finger. This means you could stuff toilet paper or a cotton swab into the toy to soak up any excess moisture, allowing it to go straight from cleaning into the Clock Alarm as well.
The small size of both sex toys means you can slide a used toy into a pocket, clean it in the privacy of the bathroom, slide it back into a pocket to go to your bedroom, and put it back into its sex toy holster in the alarm clock without causing any suspicion.
Traveling with the BeYourLover Naughty Alarm Clock
I really, really wish the magnets holding the sex toys in the alarm clock were stronger. I could see some really amazing utility for this Naughty Alarm Clock while traveling. When you reach your destination, you’d have two discreet sex toys available for use, anytime you need them, with the easy excuse that you wake up best to your own alarm clock. (Which, coincidentally, can actually wake you up with alarms too!)
This would be even more awesome as the Naughty Alarm Clock actually uses USB-C ports, meaning you wouldn’t necessarily have to carry around an additional charging cable just to use it. You could just toss the clock onto your cell phone’s charger when it isn’t charging your cell.
(I have yet to kill the battery. The Naughty Alarm Clock requires 1.5 hours to fully charge itself and the two sex toys. I can’t find a listed battery life anywhere, and I have yet to kill it or either of the sex toys. The LED screen that displays the time times off after 30 minutes but can be awakened with a touch of any of the clock’s buttons.)
The BeYourLover Naughty Alarm Clock can still function for travel, but just be aware that the two sex toys will definitely fall out of the clock while in your luggage. Since the toys are relatively small (smaller than a credit card in size), you probably want to remove them from the clock before packing, and put them into a baggie for travel to avoid them getting lost.
BeYourLover Naughty Alarm Clock Review: Let’s Talk Pleasure
The only downside of the Naughty Alarm Clock is that the sex toys themselves are really small. This isn’t necessarily deal-breaking, but there’s only so much power you can fit into a toy that can hide in the palm of your hand. More powerful motors require more space. That’s just physics.
Unfortunately, that means that the Naughty Alarm Clock isn’t the most powerful sex toy out there. If you purchase a full-sized vibrator or full-sized air suction toy, they will be more powerful than the ones inside the Naughty Alarm Clock.
That being said, I was able to orgasm from both the vibrator end and the air suction end. I won’t say they were easy-to-achieve, super-simple orgasms, but the sensations from either end were enough to eventually get me to orgasm. This is not a toy I’d depend on if I was struggling to orgasm (that’s what the Domi 2‘s claim to fame is), but it is a sex toy that offers enough sensation when I’m craving release that it’ll work.
However, those softer sensations also come with softer noise, as covered above, which offers more potential for those who really want this because of the built-in discretion.
It Has App Control?
I’m going to be honest with you: for purposes of this BeYourLover Naughty Clock Alarm review, I have not reviewed the app control functionality.
However, if that’s of interest to you, I’d want to note that the Naughty Clock Alarm’s two toys feature Bluetooth capabilities that allow them to connect to a free cell phone app.
I actually can imagine this in the most romantic of settings, talking with your long-distance lover on the phone late at night. Things start to turn a bit naughty, and soon, you’re basically having phone sex. You grab one of the toys from the Naughty Clock Alarm, and your long-distance lover pairs it with their cell phone. You don’t even have to move from your spot on the bed; the toy is just right there, fully charged, and ready to play.
When I think of it like that, the app control functionality makes perfect sense.
But How Does the Clock Work?
Okay, this BeYourLover Naughty Alarm Clock review has provided everything you need to know about the sex toys inside of the alarm clock. But what about the clock itself?
The clock actually works – and it includes an alarm functionality!
The Naughty Clock Alarm has six buttons on it. There’s one button for each of the individual toys. The buttons on the individual toys do not affect the clock at all. Instead, the middle T-shaped button and the three buttons on the backside of the clock control the clock itself.
The English-written instructions included with the Naughty Clock Alarm will walk you through setting the time as well as setting (and cancelling) two separate alarms.
It’s important to note that this sex toy alarm clock has a 30-minute time-out function. After 30 minutes, the time’s numbers will disappear off the screen, and the front of the clock will just be black. I confirmed this with BeYourLover; this time out functionality can NOT be turned off!
It can easily be awakened (to show the time again) with a press to any button on the alarm clock itself, but it does mean you can’t use it as a quick “what time is it?” glance from across the room.
It also doesn’t look quite as believable as a clock, at-a-glance, when the time isn’t displaying. This is probably my biggest complaint about the Alarm Clock. I’d rather be able to leave it on the USB-C charger while it constantly displays the time in order to solidify its discreet place as a “barely noticeable” clock.
BeYourLover Naughty Alarm Clock Review: Final Thoughts
BeYourLover Naughty Alarm Clock Review
Summary
If discretion is the most important thing to you, the BeYourLover Naughty Alarm Clock is a must-have. This harmless-looking bedside clock successfully hides two different sex toys, available for play at a moment’s notice. From the super-quiet noise level to the easy-clean design that lets them go straight back into their hiding spot, everything about the Naughty Alarm Clock is designed to leave anyone who sees your bedroom none-the-wiser.
AND it’s also a real clock that tells time and can set multiple alarms!
I will warn you though: the small size and on-demand discretion means you sacrifice some power in those two sex toys. Their intensity is still enough for me to orgasm, but it’s not an effortless one.
But being able to lie back in bed, talk to your lover on the phone, and still have multiple sex toys in one-handed reach is a lovely fantasy I can’t seem to shake. Your lover could even control the toys with the Naughty Alarm Clock’s app functionality. Not only does the Naughty Alarm Clock keep your bedside table uncluttered, it also makes your pleasure available on-demand (and fully charged!) in a way that “traditional” looking toys don’t offer.
Thanks for reading my BeYourLover Naughty Alarm Clock review.
