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The Man Eaters from Outer Space is a penis vibrator manufactured by Big Teaze Toys and sold by Good Vibrations. The little alien vibrator is about four inches tall, and it’s made from PVC rubber, but it doesn’t smell. It’s about four inches tall, and the little Man Eaters vibrator includes a bit of a curve where the penis is meant to slide against the vibrator.
The packaging is a plastic box that the Man Eaters sits in. It’s actually really cute as Big Teaze Toys made a neat backdrop showing an ‘alien” city and included lots of neat, cute details. Inside the cardboard insert is a manual on how to use the vibrator. I find it amusing that the backside of the box shows a person using this vibrator on their forearm. This packaging isn’t really recyclable.
The Man Eaters from Outer Space vibrator operates on two AA batteries. These two batteries can be inserted from the bottom of the vibrator. The battery compartment is actually a bit difficult to use. You need to have a coin to open it up, so if the batteries die mid-use, this vibrator can be frustrating to change the batteries. I can’t do it on my own – I have to have the submissive do it for me. It doesn’t seem to go through batteries very quickly though, so at least the batteries don’t have to be replaced too often.
Now, I think that most penis owners don’t experiment with vibrators, and that’s totally okay. I have nothing for or against them. (Though I think they’re missing out on something!) However, my submissive does regularly play with my Hitachi Magic Wand, and he absolutely loves it. He plays with it about as much as he plays with all of the Fleshlights that we have, so he’s not a stranger to using vibrators and how they work on his penis.
If you’re a penis owner who’s never used a vibrator before and the “feminine” vibrators turn you off, Man Eaters is going to be a good toy for you. After all, it’s a vibrator that has a nice curve in its mouth to actually personalize the pleasure for a penis. I think the world could definitely benefit from having more vibrators like this one where the vibrator curves so nicely against the penis instead of the long, slender size of a vibrator that’s made for a vagina.
You see, the thing is, the submissive has used vibrators in the past. He can easily orgasm with his wand massager, and he can easily orgasm from his OhMiBod Naughtibod vibrator as well. Those are really two different kinds of vibrator strength, so the Hitachi Magic Wand strength isn’t the issue. However, the Man Eaters vibrator is pretty weak – especially for a vibrator.
This vibrator, contrary to the packaging, only has two speed settings. I find this odd as why would the packaging say it has three when it only has two? So it’s quite possible I received a defective product or a prototype; I have no idea. Or maybe I just can’t figure out how to operate this vibrator (which is an issue in itself). However, it just has the two vibration settings for me. There’s a low and the high. You press the Man Eaters vibrator to turn on the vibration. It’s not too hard to push in the tummy, and it does turn on pretty easily. One push turns on low, another push turns it off. Another push turns it on high, and another one turns it off. So it goes “Off, Low, Off, High” for each button push. It’s a bit of an odd set-up, but it seems to work for the vibrator. It makes it easy to turn off in case of an emergency.
The vibrations go to the low side of moderate. The low setting, while the vibrator is on and makes noise, produces almost no vibration. The high setting, which makes more noise, produces vibrations which are on the low side of moderate. Neither of the vibration strengths could be heard outside a closed door, and the lowest one can’t be heard while in the same room. Unless your penis is very sensitive, I don’t think these vibrations could get you off.
The Man Eaters vibrator is made from rubber. It does smell like rubber as well, but it’s not a horrible scent that you can easily smell; you can easily smell it if you put your face up against the vibrator, but aside from doing that, you can’t smell it. It doesn’t leave a smell on your hands either. It’s nice because the vibrator glides nicely over the skin. The mouth actually glides really easily over the penis skin – even if you aren’t using lubricant. If you do use water or silicone-based lubricant, it glides even more easily. No matter whether you use lubricant or not, though, the vibrator is very easy to hold onto.
Just like the Big Teaze Toys I Rub My Duckies, though, the Man Eaters from Outer Space vibrator is mostly intended as a gag gift. It’s cute, and it does actually vibrate, but the main purpose of the toy is to be amusing, hilarious, and one of those “Is it really a sex toy?” type of things. It’s cute, and the attention to detail makes me smile. The packaging was nice, and this little guy really is discreet enough to sit out in the living room.
It’s easy to clean and easy to use. You just have to use warm water and antibacterial soap to clean the little guy.
If you need a vibrator that specifically looks like it’s for the penis and has a bit of a funny gimmick in order to try it, then this vibrator works. However, if he’s looking more for the pleasure out a vibrator, using most average “feminine” vibrators would probably work better than this little monster.
However, its biggest selling point is the fact that it looks like a little monster. There are better vibrators out there, but none are shaped like this little monster! Thanks to Good Vibrations Sex Toys for sending me this vibrator for my Man Eaters from Outer Space review.
