“Masterclass: Blow Jobs” Book Review

November 17th, 10   •   Posted by Mistress Kay   •   No Comment
Masterclass: Blow Jobs

The front cover

“Masterclass: Blow Jobs” is a sexually explicit book about how to give blowjobs published by Erotic Review Books and sold by FunWares. The entire book talks about how to give blow jobs successfully and improve your current technique. The book is hardcover on the outside and does include full-color photo-pages on the inside of the book. The book is much longer than it is tall, so it may not fit comfortably in all bookshelves – it’s about nine inches in width with about five/six inches in height. The book is only 91 pages long, so it’s a really short read – especially when you consider all of the pictures that are included in the book. I’d say this book took me a half-hour (at the most) to read through the entire book cover-to-cover. The front of the book shows a woman staring down at another body (probably a penis that isn’t shown) and the back shows text about the book. Because of the pictures included in this book, this is IN NO WAY suitable for public reading. At all. But because it’s such a short read, it’s easy to read at home in your downtime.

Masterclass: Blow Jobs

Showing an inner page

I was really surprised by all of the explicit pictures in this book. And I mean explicit. In most of the books I read, there’s some softly photoshopped, sensual-looking pictures. In this, not-so-much. They aren’t really all that photoshopped, and while they are well-lit, it always shows the action exactly how it is. These pictures almost always just show a disembodied penis (which is kinda frightening since all you see is the penis and pubic hair with no face or body attached) with a woman’s face doing something to the penis. The lighting, while well-lit, is a little harsh which makes the pictures look a little rougher than they needed to be. The pictures were kinda off-putting at first, so I honestly didn’t look through the book as soon as I normally would have. If you know you are interested in giving a blowjob, the pictures help, but if you are just curious/not-quite-sure, the pictures do make it a bit frightening-looking, so keep that in mind.

The book itself is a quick overview of how to give a good blowjob. I’ve read more thorough sources, so I’m not impressed when this book was called a “Masterclass”, but it did cover most of the bases about giving a blowjob. Because it was such a short book, though, it was not amazingly detailed nor specific. You’d get a good start on a lot of basics, but if you wanted to learn more about any one topic, you’d have to seek out other, more detailed, sources. However, if you enjoy giving blowjobs and just want to brush up on some other techniques, this book is worth looking through.

Masterclass: Blow Jobs

Showing one of the techniques

I was a little surprised by the format of this book. It almost reads like it’s a PDF file or something like that – the text looks obviously like it was in a word processor at some point, and the pictures don’t have borders or seem to seemlessly integrate with the text. It isn’t a big deal while reading it, but I was a bit surprised when I’m used to reading large-publisher books. It doesn’t make a difference, but I thought it was neat that this was obviously done by a small publisher instead of one of the larger publishers that does most sex books.

The book does cover a lot of the aspects of giving a blowjob. It’s arranged in a manner that makes it really easy to skip over or read through the entire book. First there is the introduction, then techniques, then positions, then “all in the best possible taste”, then a conclusion as well as a dictionary of slang words and pictures and fiction.

The introduction and conclusion are pretty boring – and if you ask me, a bit unneeded for a bit this short. The techniques section is interesting enough – it describes techniques that you can use as well as shows pictures of each technique. It isn’t “step-by-step” or anything, but considering some of the other blowjob books I’ve read only shows a banana, this is definitely a step in the right direction. The techniques section also includes stuff about things like deep throating, humming, playing with testicles, playing with the butt, and including food with your blowjob playing. (Including some pictures of champagne and lollipops with a blowjob)

Masterclass: Blow Jobs

Showing the gallery in the back of the book

The positions isn’t very thorough. It does list the basic positions as well as show some pictures of women/men in the positions, but there are some creative positions that weren’t covered. It lists on-your-knees, woman-on-top, man-on-top, and 69. It talks about what people would like each position – like if you felt dominant, didn’t trust him too much, wanted to feel submissive, in public. Things like that. I’ve seen better positioning guides though, but this does a good job with the basics.

The most unique aspect of this book is easily the Gallery and Fellatio Fiction section included at the end of the book. It’s twenty pages of a collection of pictures and erotic fiction about blowjobs. Each one of the picture pages included multiple pictures per page which gives you a lot to look at. Each of the stories that is included is two pages long. Most of the pictures included are actually illustrations and art instead of just being regular pictures.

Since the book is done with a hardcover cover, I’d imagine it’s going to last a long time. This will be a book that will be around until you spill something on it or toss it – the pictures are done on nice, high-quality paper too, so you don’t have to worry about your pictures fading too much either.

Overall, while Masterclass: Blow Jobs by Alice Metcalfe is a good book, I wouldn’t call it amazing. It will give you the basics, and it also provides real pictures which is something most other books don’t do. However, it really only does provide the bare basics which can leave something to be desired if you consider yourself experienced with giving a blowjob. However, if you feel you could benefit from more information or want some inspiration for your own blowjobs, you can check out Masterclass: Blow Jobs from this adult store.




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