Fuze Wilde Dildo Review

January 12th, 18   •   Posted by Mistress Kay   •   No Comments »
Fuze Wilde Dildo

Fuze Wilde Dildo

Designed specifically for strap-on use, the Fuze Wilde Dildo is the company’s most generously proportioned toy. Offering a slightly pronounced head at the tip with a bit of ripples nearby but otherwise textureless, this toy is 1.75″ in thickness with a length of 7″. Like all Fuze toys, the dildo comes equipped with a flat, ribbed base for wearer stimulation. Next to this ribbed base is a small hole that allows for a bullet vibrator (not included) for even more pleasure. This dildo offers a high-shine body-safe silicone, and it’s available in both a gem purple and a shiny black.

Fuze Wilde Dildo

Thickness of the Fuze Wilde Dildo

Similar to other dildo manufacturers, most of the toys from Fuze will come in similar-types of packaging. Fuze uses a slightly-sturdy plastic see-through box. The box allows you to view the dildo from all angles before purchasing. The packaging probably won’t hold up to any heavy objects placed on top of it, but it does provide a ton of useful information about the dildo, and it will keep your toy safe until you get it. It’s pretty proud of being made right in Canada as well; there are cute Canadian leaves on the packaging. (The size of the box makes it simple to gift wrap as well)

Fuze Wilde Dildo

Hole in the base of the Fuze Wilde Dildo for an optional vibrator

One of the biggest draws to the Fuze Dildos brand is that they’re especially designed for use in strap-on harnesses. While some people with penises do use strap-on harnesses, a good chunk of the strap-on harness market is taken up with vagina-owners who are wearing harnesses. With that in mind, some of the round, thick, or unwiedy bases don’t seem particularly designed for the harness wearer’s pleasure – or even for their comfort. I’ve had bases that pushed into my thighs or ones that pressed painfully into particular areas.

Fuze Wilde Dildo

Unique, pleasurable base of the Fuze Wilde Dildo

Fuze changed that. They wanted to make a base that was just as fun for the wearer as it was for the receiver. The base actually achieves that relatively well. If you’re a vagina-owner who can orgasm from grinding up against firm objects, this is a toy that could help you orgasm during strap-on sex. Unlike other strap-on toys, there wasn’t a single second of discomfort or annoyance while wearing this dildo. At the same time, being able to orgasm and enjoy all of the ridges will depend upon how the dildo is situated against the wearer’s body. Experiment and feel free to try different positions until the ridges hit where they need to. The most important lesson is that: even if the base doesn’t always get you off, it’s always been comfortable for strap-on use. I’ve never once had it get in an uncomfortable area in any positions or times that I’ve used it.

Fuze Wilde Dildo

Showing the barely-there flexibility of the Fuze Wilde Dildo

In terms of size, the Fuze Wilde is about the width of an average human penis. It might have a bit more length compared to a human penis. However, for being one of the largest and thickest toys that Fuze offers, it’s surprisingly not all that “size queen/king” like. It’s pretty standard in size compared to many dildos.

At the same time, the Fuze Wilde isn’t made of a particularly flexible silicone. The silicone isn’t rigid, but it takes quite a bit of effort to be able to bend it. This makes it particularly well-suited to anal play. It won’t bend when you’re trying to slide it in various areas. This lack of flexibility means that the silicone isn’t very soft or plushy either. The size that you measure on the dildo is the size that you’re going to get.

Fuze Wilde Dildo

Packaging for the Fuze Wilde Dildo

The Fuze Wilde shaft is also one of the thickest toys that Fuze offers. Its thickness lends itself well to strap-on harness users that enjoy a thicker toy. For those that enjoy being able to feel every “touch” of the material, the Fuze Wilde provides that as well. The glossy silicone tends to produce a pretty noticeable drag on the skin. Depending on how much of that sensation you enjoy, you might end up reapplying lubricant particularly frequently. We’ve taken to covering it with a condom; it makes for easier clean-up while reducing how often that lubricant needs to be applied. If you enjoy that sensation of a dragging of a toy against the skin, though, the Fuze Wilde definitely provides that.

While you’re wearing it in your harness, you might be pleased to realize that the dildo doesn’t really droop. It doesn’t quite have the upward angle that some of my Vamp Silicone strap-on toys do, but it doesn’t droop like a lot of my Tantus or Vixen Creations toys do. The ridged and curved base helps support the weight of the dildo, and it keeps the dildo pointing slightly upwards.

Fuze Wilde Dildo

Showing the full design of the Fuze Wilde Dildo

I enjoy the Fuze Wilde – probably the most out of the various Fuze brand dildos that I’ve played with so far. I know they’re still a smaller company, but I’m hoping to see them expand their dildo size line-ups. I’m particularly fond of dildos of slightly-above-average length so it looks more in-ratio with my thicker hips. I know some people are fond of pretty thick-diameter dildos for pegging as well, so again, that’d be another market they could get into with their revolutionary base. I’m hoping to see them expand into non-standard sizing as they get larger. Many pegging couples, in particular, really tend towards above-average width toys.

As a full piece of high-quality silicone, the Fuze Wilde is designed to be easy to clean – and it is. The only annoying cleansing concern is the hollow bullet space at the base of the dildo. Make sure you take the time to clean out the hole to avoid any bacteria build-up. The Fuze Wilde can be cleaned pretty simply, though. Use warm water and anti-bacterial soap, and the entire toy will clean up very easily. There are no crevices or various annoying spots to worry about. When using lubricant, make sure to choose a lubricant that’s compatible – that means you’ll most-likely want to select from water-based options. For storage, this type of silicone tends to pick up a lot of hair or dust. You could keep it in the original plastic box, or you could choose a plastic baggie or other drawstring bag. It may require a quick rinse in the sink to remove any hair that’s taken a ride right before any uses, but water makes the hair/lint come off really easily.

Overall, if you’re into the idea of a standard-size dildo that excels with strap-on harness use, the Fuze Wilde is a good choice for you. The ridging at the base can provide a good amount of clitoral stimulation, and most importantly, it fits so comfortably between the legs that it doesn’t hurt during harness wear. The dildo provides a particularly good sensation – especially for people who love thicker dildos or silicone that produces a bit of a dragging sensation. If you love your strap-on harness, I’d particularly recommend any of the Fuze Dildo toys – including the Fuze Wilde. Thanks to Fuze Silicone Dildos for sending out this pegging orgasm dildo for my Fuze Wilde dildo review.

B-Vibe Snug Plug Review

January 05th, 18   •   Posted by Mistress Kay   •   No Comments »

B-Vibe Snug Plug

Well-presented and in fun, bright colors, the B-Vibe Snug Plug is a weighted and internal-stimulation plug sold by Good Vibrations. Available in multiple sizes and weights to ensure a great fit for your unique needs, every Snug Plug is made entirely from body-safe silicone and features small, internal, weighted balls that move and roll around as the body moves around. Each plug is also equipped with a slim-line base and long, slender retention neck for a more comfortable, long-term fit. This review is over the Snug Plug 2 which is weighted by a 114g ball and is 4.5″ in length with a thickness of 1.2″.

The Snug Plug comes packaged well – just like many of the B-Vibe products do. The packaging is informative and looks high-quality, and once you open it up, everything inside is high-quality as well. The B-Vibe Snug Plug comes with an anal sex beginner’s guide, the instruction manual, a really neat storage pouch, and the Snug Plug itself. All of it is really well-done (and in color!) and looks fantastic. The storage pouch, instead of the standard drawstring storage pouch, is a nice zip-up pouch that holds all of the items really easily and without bending. B-Vibe always impresses me with their attention to long-term toy storage.

B-Vibe Snug Plug

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So, what’s the basic premise of the Snug Plug? Instead of your standard silicone plug with no added sensations or an anal vibrator, the B-Vibe Snug Plug offers added internal sensation in a power-free manner. Each size of the Snug Plugs comes with a small, weighted ball (or two!) that roll around in the interior chamber. This leads to the added internal sensation when you’re walking or moving – and gets particularly intense when you’re jumping or doing anything particularly physical or active. The plugs are also weighted enough to make it nearly impossible to “put it and forget it”. Between those two aspects, the Snug Plug strives to offer a better anal plug experience – one that continues to add sensation and enjoyment during the entire time you’re wearing it.

The Snug Plug is also the definition of “discreet”. There are no batteries. There is no motor. As such, the only “noise” that this plug makes is the very slight rolling of the interior ball. As you can imagine, once this is inside your body, it’s entirely perceptible – even to someone standing next to you in a very quiet room. If you want to take your anal play in public but are afraid of the vibrations making noise (but still want to have some added sensations), the Snug Plug solves that issue.

B-Vibe Snug Plug

So how does it feel? Well, as long as you don’t expect the internal rolling of the balls to be quite on the intensity level as a vibrating plug, I think you’re going to be pleasantly surprised. The movement of the internal balls definitely makes the plug hard to forget while it’s in – and you’ll get added “oooh!” every time you move. It may not be orgasm-inducing, but it definitely drags your attention straight back to the area every time you move. If you’re looking for an anal plug that’s going to capture the wearer’s attention for virtually every second they’re wearing it, between the heft and the movement, the B-Vibe Snug Plug accomplishes that very nicely.

As with any plug, how well it stays in the body is important as well. It’s especially important when a plug is designed to be weighted. Does that weight help – or hinder? Well, in this case, the weight doesn’t seem to make much of a difference to the plug’s ability to stay in you. While the weight is definitely pleasurable and adds another element to play, it doesn’t “weight” the plug into falling out of the body. Because of B-Vibe attention to the detail of the neck and base of the plug, the Snug Plug actually stays in the body pretty easily. With such a long retention area and the noticeable diameter difference between the retention area and plug size, this wasn’t too surprising. Despite walking around, jumping, and running errands with the plug, it didn’t slip once. It never event *felt* like it was falling out. Fantastic design choice on the part of the manufacturer.

B-Vibe Snug Plug

B-Vibe Snug Plug

Another important aspect is how comfortably the base of the Snug Plug fits between the cheeks. With such a slim base, this plug was clearly designed to be as unobtrusive as possible on the exterior of the body. It pulls this off perfectly. Even when sitting on hardwood chairs with a tiny butt (with very little cushion from the butt), the base of the plug doesn’t hurt at all. It’s comfortable. It’s almost easy enough to forget that the base of the plug actually exists. With its slender and soft design partnered with the weighted ball moving around internally, most of the “presence” of this plug is definitely focused internally – and the external aspect is perfectly comfortable enough to forget about it.

B-Vibe Snug Plug

Since the surface of the Snug Plug is entirely smooth and without many crevices, it’s a pretty simple toy to clean. Use warm water and anti-bacterial to get the Snug Plug all clean, tidy, and ready for storage. For full sterilization, boiling or a bleach/water solution will get everything cleaned up quickly. As this B-Vibe weighted plug is made from silicone, I highly recommend using water-based lubricants with it. They’ll clean up more easily, and they won’t harm the surface of the plug. The included storage pouch works fantastically for storing your B-Vibe Snug Plug.

Overall, the B-Vibe Snug Plug is well-designed with an attention to detail that’s very clear during use. The weighted aspect only adds to your enjoyment while the shape of the plug ensures it stays in the body without fighting you (despite the weight). The interior moving balls add extra pleasure while making sure the plug’s regularly on your mind – despite the plug’s comfort in your body. As icing on the cake, the plug is also offered in multiple weights and sizes to ensure a perfect fit for every body – and it comes with a perfect storage pouch. B-Vibe hits a home run once again. Thanks to Good Vibrations for providing this weighted butt plug for my Snug Plug review.

Clandestine Mimic Vibrator Review

December 17th, 17   •   Posted by Mistress Kay   •   No Comments »

Clandestine Mimic Vibrator Review

Clandestine Mimic Vibrator Review

Designed as an external stimulation toy especially crafted with curves to lay against the vulva area, the Mimic vibrator is a full silicone toy manufacturered by Clandestine Devices. The toy is entirely waterproof, features an optional travel lock, and is rechargeable via USB. It comes equipped with 8 patterns along with adjustable steady-speed vibrations.

The Mimic vibrator comes nice and beautifully packaged. The cardboard box is extremely sturdy, and it opens up to display this silicone vibrator in a tray specifically designed for its shape. The accessories are stored in a small area next to the toy’s storage tray. The outside of this box is pretty beautiful, and it shows off the “luxury” class that the Mimic is designed to fit into. The box is also particularly sturdy, and it could be used for long-term storage without getting crushed or destroyed. The Mimic sex toy comes with the Mimic, a USB charging cable, instructions, and a draw string bag.

Clandestine Mimic Vibrator Review

Clandestine Mimic Vibrator Review

I have to give the Mimic vibrator this: it’s a beautiful toy. I took it out of the package, and I was pretty amazed by the design. I had some pretty high hopes for this vibrator. It looked like it would provide full-vulva pleasure, and I was pretty excited to see exactly how it would work out. It looks beautiful, and I can see how it has gotten the hype it’s gotten so far.

The entire toy is made from a silky-smooth silicone that your fingers just glide over. (Very similar to the LELO silicone) The mid-line of the vibrator is pretty firm and rigid (likely plastic with the motor inside those bits) while the “wings” of the Mimic vibrator on other side have no extra rigidity, and they’re relatively soft and squishy and flexible. The flexibility of the “wings” should allow most body-types to use the Mimic without any uncomfortable poking in the thighs.

The base is made of a see-through plastic, and it lights up when the toy is being used. That’s it. It lights up for some reason. The light doesn’t correspond with a pattern or change at all which would notify your partner of what function they’re using, so it just lets you know the toy is in-use. In pure darkness, the light actually functions more like a little flashlight. However, that flashlight is pretty directional, so it only allows you to see what the vibrator is pointing at – and leaves the control buttons entirely encased in darkness. So, again, I’m not super sure what the light during use is supposed to do.

Clandestine Mimic Vibrator Review

Speaking of controls, the Mimic has a pretty simple control system. There are three buttons – a power button, an increase, and a decrease button. Each one offers a nice, satisfying “click” when the button is pressed. The power button can be held down to turn off the vibrator, or a single click will change the vibrator from steady vibrations into one of the patterned vibrations. The control buttons are opposite the side of the vibrator designed to rest against the vulva, so they should be easy to access for most people.

Never worry about batteries again! The Mimic vibrator is entirely rechargeable. The port is protected by a flexible silicone “cover” when not charging. Just plug the toy’s USB cord into the charging port and the toy will begin to charge. A flashing light means the toy is charging while a solid light means that it’s entirely done. According to the product manual, the toy should take 2 hours to fully charge – but I haven’t tested that. Charging the vibrator is simple and easy. No complaints there.

Clandestine Mimic Vibrator Review

If you’re used to strong vibrations, you’ll likely be disappointed by the Mimic vibrator. It doesn’t have much to offer in the power department. The vibrations tend to on the buzzy, softer side. I’m not even sure I’d call them “moderate” compared to most standard clitoral vibrations. Considering a lot of vagina owners require a decent amount of power and stimulation to orgasm, the Mimic may not be an orgasmic toy for many. However, due to the long, full-coverage stimulation that the Mimic can provide along with the clitoral sensations, the Mimic can work just fine as a tease or warm-up toy for most people. You just may not want to expect orgasms.

On the opposite side, though, the Mimic sex toy is extremely quiet. You’ll have difficulty hearing it while in the same room – even using it on yourself if there’s music or TV going. If discretion is of the utmost importance, outside of that obnoxious bright light at the base of the Mimic, the Mimic is extremely discreet.

I’m a bit saddened by the possibilities the Mimic offered – but didn’t take advantage of. Slimming down the base and adding a wireless control remote would have made the Mimic a good choice for public and discreet panty wearing. The full-coverage design would offer more pleasure and press up comfortably against the body – and give a higher likelihood of actually hitting the right spot instead of typical smaller bullet vibrators. Added to the fact that teasing public toys don’t need to be strong enough for orgasm, and you’d have a good use for the Mimic right there. An optional Mimic waist harness would have allowed the body-curving design to be pressed up against the body really nicely and comfortable without having to worry about using a full hand to hold the vibrator. That could have been great for hands-free foreplay use.

See, the issue with holding the Mimic is a problem twofold: for one, the vibration frequency numbs your hands pretty quickly. For the second, though, in order to fully enjoy the curvature and full-surface-pleasure of the Mimic, you have to press it up against the body. That means holding the toy at the base will leave some of the vibrator not pressed up against the body. This means you have to cup the vibrator against your body – which presents an event-faster hand numbing experience.

It’s interesting enough that, if the vibrator had been equipped with deeper, more powerful vibrations, most of these problems would have been avoided. It could be cupped against the body and used for more than a tease. But as it stands, the vibrator will likely only be a “must-have” for people who happen to orgasm easily by lighter vibrations.

When it comes to cleaning, though, the Clandestine Mimic is simple to clean. Entirely waterproof with the charging port covered, this toy can be cleaned with warm water and anti-bacterial soap. With the super-smooth, no-textured design, it cleans up pretty easily. I’d avoid getting any direct, running water into the port – closed or not – just in case. On occasion, you’ll likely want to use a cotton swab and clean out the port of the toy – as the port and the port’s cover will likely be in contact with vaginal fluids pretty often due to the toy’s design. If choosing to use lubricant with this product (though there’s very little reason to), you should select a water-based lubricant. And of course, for storage, you can use the original packaging, or the Mimic vibrator can be stored in the included pouch.

Overall, the Mimic is an okay vibrator if you really love full-coverage vibrations and can orgasm from softer sensations. If other vibrators tend to overpower you, the Mimic might be where you’ll find your pleasure. I really think this vibrator could have its chance to shine with a wireless remote, but as it is, it’s rechargeable, simple to use, and pretty and fashionable to look at. Thanks to Clandestine Devices for sending out this silicone vibrator for my Mimic vibrator review.

Clandestine Mimic Vibrator Review

Cock Candy Oral Sex Gel Value Pack Review

December 04th, 17   •   Posted by Mistress Kay   •   No Comments »
Cock Candy Oral Sex Gel Value Pack

Cock Candy Oral Sex Gel Value Pack

Packed together in a single zip-up pouch is an oral sex lubricant sample pack sold by MEO.de. The Cock Candy Value Pack includes 5 flavored oral sex lubricants: Vanilla, Strawberry, Cherry, Strawberry & Kiwi, and Pina Colada. Each one of these bottles is a travel-size 30ml (1.02 oz), and each one of them can be purchased individually. MEO.de does not make larger sizes of these lubricants; they’re only sold in these 30ml, travel-friendly bottles. The lubricants are water-based and doesn’t use any sugar (and is likely low-calorie).

NOTE: Each one of these lubricants boasts no calories – which means it likely uses a sweetener of some sort. In the case of the MEO.de Cock Candy sweetener, it appears to be Sodium Sacharin (aka brand name “Sweet’n Low” in the states).

Each one of the bottles features a pop-top cap to easily dispense the lubricant. This cap flips off pretty easily, and I’ve never had any problems with the cap accidentally sliding off and getting lubricant all over. In fact, I’ve had no leakage problems with any of the lubricant in this set (or from MEO.de in general despite having used almost all of their bottles in the past.)

Cock Candy Oral Sex Gel Value Pack

Cock Candy Oral Sex Gel Value Pack

The bottles of oral sex lubricant do come in a zippered pouch, but it’s a pouch that’s noticeably-larger than the lubricants itself. This isn’t a huge deal for me, and it offers more options for reusing the pouch for other things in my house once I’ve used up all of the lubricant. However, it does mean the bottles jostle around a bit, and it’s not a small “pocket-sized” pouch that easily would fit into a handbag. It’d still fit fine into most travel luggage, however.

To be entirely honest, I’m kindof amazed as to how the Cock Candy lubricants taste so amazing. I’ve tried a lot of flavored lubricants over the years, and they usually end up tasting a bit “medicine-like’ or just having terrible aftertastes – or just being terrible lubricants. That isn’t the case with the Cock Candy line of lubricants. They definitely taste sweet – but not a “fake” sweet and there’s no aftertaste to it either. They taste exactly as described.

You don’t need to go nuts with the lube, though. There’s definitely a sweet spot for this one. Too much lube, and the taste gets annoying and overpowering. It’s hard to put on “too little” – even a dab seems to add the taste just fine. So just add a little bit slowly until you get to your desired taste-level. It’s easy to add more, but it’s hard to take it off after it’s there, so just build up slowly until you learn where the best amounts are for you.

In addition to the taste, you just get a lovely scent from the Cock Candy oral sex lubricants too. It’s not headache-inducing, but I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t pretty noticeable. It’s definitely noticeable! When my partner is near me with this lubricant on him, it’s a very noticeable scent. Sorta like being near a candle – only this lubricant’s scent is a lot less fake-smelling. The Cherry and the Pina Colada seemed to be the worst offenders at this while Vanilla was harder to pick up. I don’t mind in the slightest, but if you’re sensitive to scents or the scent of Cherries might get you hungry (instead of aroused!), this might be something to consider.

Cock Candy Oral Sex Gel Value Pack

Bag full of Cock Candy Oral Sex Gel Value Pack

I just keep finding myself astounded at the lubricants that MEO.de produces. They must work with a pretty amazing team and with some pretty great manufacturers because I’m almost always in love with each one of their lubes. (AnalTotal is one of our favorites.)

That all being said, Pina Colada Cock Candy is probably my favorite of the Cock Candy lubricants. The taste is downright spot-on, and it reminds me of some of my favorite beach drinks (and vacation sex!) If I could have this exact scent in a candle, I would. I’m not sure I’d want to drink a full Pina Colada that tastes exactly like this lube, but it honestly isn’t bad-tasting at all. I do enjoy the taste.

These lubricants are ones that I’ve only really used orally or for masturbation purposes (when oral might come later). They definitely were crafted with the idea of “taste” in mind. They function alright as actual lubricants (judging by our masturbatory uses), but I’m not sure I’d consider them long-lasting enough to want to use for anal, and I’ve never tried to use a lubricant with artificial sweeteners in my vagina, and I’m not sure I’d start now. I’m quite content with the lovely smell and taste that Cock Candy can provide elsewhere.

Be aware that the Cock Candy line of lubricants are water-based lubes. This means they’ll clean up just like water-based lubricants (only with a different scent!). This also makes them safe for vaginal, anal, and safer-sex barrier use. This lubricant can be used overtop of condoms or dental dams to help provide a different taste than “latex” during oral sex. While I wouldn’t call it the best lube out there for it, it also can be used during vaginal or anal sex as lubricant in a pinch. Washing it off just requires some warm water and anti-bacterial soap, and poof! Clean! The lubricants store particularly well in the pouch they came in, and it’ll keep any leaks sealed up in case anything ever does leak.

Cock Candy Pina Colada Ingredients: Glycerin, Aqua, Hydropropyl Guar, Proylene Glycol, Panthenol, Sodium Sacharin, Citric Acid, Aroma (Flavor), Titandioxid.

Other bottles similar in the main ingredients and only differ in the last couple of ingredients.

Overall, I’d highly recommend the MEO.de Cock Candy Oral Sex Lubricants for changing up the taste of oral sex – or just licking something delicious off your partner. The smell is amazing, the taste is surprisingly great, and they clean up really nicely and are available in quite a few flavors. While it wouldn’t be my first choice for actually slickening up an area, it tastes fantastic and has a great scent for other bedroom activities. Thanks to MEO.de for providing this oral sex lubricant for my Cock Candy Oral Sex Gel Value Pack review.