Silicone-Based UberLube Personal Lubricant Review!

August 13th, 14   •   Posted by Mistress Kay   •   No Comments »
Silicone-Based UberLube Personal Lubricant

Silicone-Based UberLube Personal Lubricant in various bottle sizes

UberLube is a silicone-based lubricant designed to be more elegant and user-friendly than standard lubricants. Sold by Lucky Bloke, this lubricant is available in multiple size formats including a 50ml, 100ml, and sample-sized bottles.

As a silicone-based lubricant, UberLube is completely safe for use with all latex and other safer sex barriers. It can be used with any type of sex toy material aside from silicone, and it can be used for anal or vaginal use. It can be used for massage purposes as well. The taste isn’t fantastic, so I wouldn’t recommend going nuts with oral use, but it’s not horrible if you accidentally get some somewhere you didn’t intend.

I’m pretty impressed with the longevity of UberLube. Since it’s silicone, it should definitely last a long time, but it lasts longer than expected. I haven’t had any reason to reapply during regular sex, and during anal sex, it has to be applied even less often than usual. It still is silicone lubricant, though, so it’s not quite as thick as would be preferred, but the thinness mixed with the long-lasting slippery aspect does work out just fine.

It’s just like standard silicone lubricant, though, and it doesn’t clean up particularly well. I’ll give it points for cleaning up better than most silicone lubricant. If you wipe it up and only leave a bit on your skin, it will dry up pretty nicely on its own. If everything is still all wet and slippery, it has a hard time drying into the skin properly. So if you don’t want to go all-out with the warm water and anti-bacterial soap to get it off, just wipe it off and the remaining bit will dry into the skin (from experience).

Silicone-Based UberLube Personal Lubricant

Silicone-Based UberLube Personal Lubricant

As anyone who has ever used a silicone lubricant can tell you, it’s slippery – and it’s definitely to clean. As anyone has ever has used a lubricant at all can tell you, lubricant tends to get on the bottle when you’re using it. Between these two things and the glass bottle for UberLube, you have a recipe for disaster. It’s not the worst thing in the world, but handling the bottle is a giant pain in the ass if it gets lubricant on it. Glass gets slippery easily, and this lubricant is no different. While the elegant glass design is beautiful, I’d love to see UberLube add a textured label or change the bottle design so it’s not so damn slippery when it’s wet. It’s frustrating and feels “icky” while handling. If you can manage to avoid getting lubricant on the glass bottle, though, it’s not a big deal.

I love that UberLube offers their lubricant in multiple types of packaging as well. For those that just want a bed-side companion, you can get one of their glass bottles. If you want something for a weekend away, one of the vials of water-based lubricant is fantastic without being too much. If it’s just a one-time thing, they offer small packets of lubricant for single-use. By far, you get the best value with the bedside bottle, but if you travel a lot and hate taking more than you need, the smaller options are fantastic. They’ve even made a travel-friendly option with the logo on the interior for absolutely discretion (doesn’t look like lube at all).

While that isn’t the focus of what this website would review it for, UberLube is also fond of mentioning that it can be used for athletics as an anti-chafing solution (and I’ve heard that it works pretty well for that!) and that it can be used for stylish as a hair product.

Overall, this is a good choice of silicone-based lubricants. It seems to do better than other silicone-based lubes at the good things – and is less annoying for the bad things. It lasts longer than I expected, and it actually cleans up better than other silicone-based ones as well. Plus, the packaging is absolutely stunning and doesn’t look cheesy like a lot of sex toy packaging is prone to do. If you need a silicone-based lubricant, I’d say that it’d be hard to go wrong with UberLube. Thanks to Lucky Bloke for sending out this UberLube silicone-based lubricant for my UberLube review.

Tips for Having Sex in the Water

July 29th, 14   •   Posted by Mistress Kay   •   No Comments »

Having sex in the water is overrated. There, I said it. There’s so much extra stuff that has to be dealt with, and it honestly becomes more of a matter of “doing it’ than actually focusing on the pleasure. That having been said, it also is one of those things that people love to cross off their bucket list – and it can be naughty and enjoyable in the right context! With that in mind, though, it’s important that you do a bit of preplanning before having sex in the water. Whether you’re planning it in an ocean or in your own shower, water makes for slippery surfaces – and not-so-slippery private areas. With that in mind, keep some of these tips in mind before you start experimenting with your next underwater sex adventure.

Heat the Water: As most people know, cold water doesn’t do so well with the genitals – especially the male side. If it’s possible, heat the water to a comfortable temperature. In some situations, like in the ocean or a pool, this may not be possible, so allow your body some time to get adjusted to the temperature – and be flexible if the cold water is getting in the way of sexual functioning.

Get Into a Safe Position: While it shouldn’t have to be said, safety comes first, and when we’re turned on, finding a safe position might not be at the forefront of our minds. However, it’s important that you both have good footing and a good grasp on one another before getting too rough. Especially in your own shower or bath, don’t be concerned about getting down onto hands and knees. It’s much better to have your stability than to end up in the ER because of awkwardly-explained broken bones. Some sex toys companies now make specific shower sex accessories just to help you achieve the perfect position in your shower; consider those as an option if you’re looking for shower sex.

Be Ready with Lubricant: You might be extremely turned on, but with water involved, the water can wash away a lot of the lubrication that females produce. You don’t want an uncomfortable penetration, so be ready with some lubricant on-hand if possible. Water-based lubricant will wash away in the water, but silicone-based lubricant should stick around despite the water. Silicone-based lubricant will keep everything slippery for an enjoyable romp in the water.

Understand Condom Difficulties: Not a ton of research has been done, but a few studies have shown that condoms are affected by use underwater. Hot water and chemicals can affect a condom’s durability, so make sure to have other condoms at-hand. In the best case, not relying on condoms or other latex barriers (having other protection sources) would be optimal.

Water Safety: It’s also important to keep the safety of the water in the back of your mind. Some sources of water really weren’t designed to be sanitary or clean – and that’s especially bad during sex. The same can be said about a hot tub or Jacuzzi that isn’t properly taken-care-of. Unsanitary water can cause rashes, irritation, or worse. Try to make sure that your source of water is clean. Of course, the easiest way to do this is to have sex in your own home or pool, but using reasonable precautions in other bodies of water can also help.

Legal Issues: If you’re not having sex inside your home, and instead, doing it in public, do be aware of legal issues. In most places, having sex in public is illegal.

With all of those things in mind, if you want to have sex in the water, have at it! Just make sure to do some fore-planning and keep safety in the forefront of your mind. Enjoy!

Lipstick Vibe in Metallic Silver Review

July 16th, 14   •   Posted by Mistress Kay   •   No Comments »
Lipstick Vibe in Metallic Silver

Front of the packaging

The Lipstick Vibe Metallic Silver is a cute little discreet vibrator made by Pipedream Products and sold at Adult Sex Toys. It’s a multi-speed vibrator that was intended to look like a little tube of lipstick. Mine comes in a gorgeous silver casing that looks like a lipstick tube. There’s a turn-dial down at the bottom, and there’s an obvious battery compartment line as well. The top of the vibrator pops off to reveal the actual “lipstick” portion which does look realistic in its red. In fact, it’s not made of plastic (like the rest of the sex toy) – it’s made of an interesting rubber that makes it even more flexible and looks more realistic.

The packaging for this discreet sex toy is pretty basic. It includes a gorgeous see-through box that lets you see the Lipstick Vibe sitting inside its box. My box had a blue color theme, but other colored versions of this sex toy have different color themes. The front claims it to be waterproof, ultra-discreet, and multi-speed. This box is a regular-made plastic box, so I don’t know if I’d consider this an option for long-term storage – it’s not strong enough to hold up to wear and tear.

Lipstick Vibe in Metallic Silver

Back of the packaging

The bottom of the Lipstick Vibe twists off to reveal the battery compartment. This vibrator takes four watch batteries which are included. There’s a paper wrapped inside of the battery compartment to help reduce the noise of the vibrations, and I honestly would suggest you leave it there as well. The watch batteries do come wrapped in plastic to keep all four together – it works with the plastic on, but I recommend you take the plastic off before long-term use.

Lipstick Vibe in Metallic Silver

Lipstick Vibe with the lid on

When you turn the plastic dial around the bottom, the vibrations will turn on once the batteries are in. If you plan on carrying this around in your purse, this may become problematic because if the batteries are in, moving it around may cause the dial to turn slightly, and quite honestly, I wouldn’t want to have to track down four watch batteries in my purse, then fumble putting them in, when I wanted to use it.

This has about six distinct settings, but it can honestly be hard to tell them apart from one another since it’s all on the dial base. All the vibration levels are strong which was something I was amazed by. I don’t normally expect such strength from a watch-battery vibrator. However, in sacrafice for the strong strength, this isn’t exactly discreet when it’s turned on. It would be discreet enough for closed-door bedroom use, but if in a public bathroom, this would be so, so obvious. If you want to take it out for the “public” naughtiness, go for it, but don’t expect to be able to use it there unless you’re in a crowded club.

Lipstick Vibe in Metallic Silver

Lipstick Vibe with the cap off

Using it with or without the cap on doesn’t seem to matter. The vibrations are centered right in the middle of the toy, but they travel nicely up into the cap/lipstick part depending on which you want to use. This also is pretty strong on the fingers, so your hands may get numb after a long play session with it.

My biggest complaint with this vibe? The battery compartment and the twist-vibration dial are pretty obvious markers that this isn’t a regular lipstick tube. I wish they could have made it where the dial was somewhere else and possibly the lipstick tube came apart in the middle where it wouldn’t be noticed so much. *However*, this does look like a tube of lipstrick from far away which will work great if this is just for a discreet vibrator at your own home – just don’t expect it to pass a close inspection. When it comes to kids though, no kid would think this was anything but a tube of lipstick.

The Lipstick Vibe in Metallic Silver is a pretty inexpensively discreet vibrator. It has really strong vibrations for its size but it does sacrifice some quiet for that. I wish it ran on different batteries as well, but it does work well on the watch batteries. This is a great vibe to use if you don’t expect it to be closely inspected nor do you need whisper-quiet. This sex toy store sells this discreet vibrator, so pick up the Lipstick Vibe Metallic Silver today.

SpareParts Deuce Magnum Male Strap-on Harness Review

July 08th, 14   •   Posted by Mistress Kay   •   No Comments »
Deuce Magnum Men's Double Penetration Strap-On Harness

Packaging for Deuce Magnum Men’s Double Penetration Strap-On Harness

Designed specifically for men, the SpareParts Deuce Male Strap-On Harness Magnum is a harness that allows for double penetration. Whether it’s with a biological penis alongside a dildo or just two didos, this harness includes two holes – unlike the standard harness that just includes a single one. Featuring a 4-strap design that allows the harness to fit like a jock-strap harness, the Magnum size features larger penis holes for those who want to use larger dildos or have a thicker biological penis. This harness is also available in Size A or Size B for different body sizes. The under-the-butt straps adjust via buckles while the waist straps adjust through a Velcro system and buckles for minute adjustments.

The packaging for this harness is fantastic in terms of presentation as well everything it includes. You have instructions about how to use it, and the inside is even wrapped in nice tissue paper for a luxurious touch. The harness comes packaged in a simple, zipper-shut bag; it fits back into this bag for really easy storage. The box is fantastic for gift-giving, and if you choose not to use the zipper bag (I’m not sure why you wouldn’t), the bag can work for storage as well

Deuce Magnum Men's Double Penetration Strap-On Harness

The buckles to allow you to easily adjust the sizes

Like all Spareparts harnesses, this harness is extremely comfortable. It was really designed for comfort, even. Many harnesses are designed more for short-term use, so while they’ll be tolerable for comfort in a short bedroom session, they won’t be comfortable for long-term wear. The Spareparts Deuce harness is comfortable for both short-term and long-term wear. The spandex material means that it stretches out where you need it to while also being breathable and really comfortable.

One of the biggest concerns about a strap-on harness for guys is whether it will have the needed extra room for testicles. This was specifically built to provide the room you need, and it does a good job of it. If anything, it might have almost “too” much room from our testing. However, this extra room means that it’s comfortable to keep the penis inside of the harness when it’s flaccid instead of sliding it outside of the harness. It gives you options for whatever makes you most comfortable.

Deuce Magnum Men's Double Penetration Strap-On Harness

Sizing for the harness. Find your perfect size!

During use, everything lines up really well. There will probably be a slight “off-set” depending upon your anatomy since not everyone is built in the exact same way, but from our experiences, the off-set is so small that it’s barely noticeable. The harness is extremely comfortablet to wear, and nothing is “pulling” awkwardly.

On the other end of that, once in place, the two penises line up relatively well. You might have to do some minor adjustments, but it’s easily do-able to enjoy double penetration while wearing this harness. It took some work on the angles to get both at the same type and depth of penetration, but once you get used to dealing with a second phallus, the harness does a fantastic job of making it possible to enjoy both at once.

Deuce Magnum Men's Double Penetration Strap-On Harness

Showing the front of the harness

I love that it includes a flexible penis hole. If you’re hard or want to, you can slide your penis through the included hole to include your penis in the fun. If you aren’t hard, you can still use the hole if you want, but the penis can also be kept inside the harness instead of through the hole instead. There’s enough room in the “pouch” to have the flaccid penis resting inside of the harness instead of pushing it through the included penis hole if you want. It’s up to you.

This is a size Magnum because it’s designed to have a larger-than-average biological penis hole. For those that find many condom brands are uncomfortably tight, the Magnum size might be a much better choice for you. Length doesn’t really make a difference, but it’s more about the girth of the penis around the base. So if standard condoms don’t really bother you, definitely go with the standard-sized Deuce harness, but if you find that standard condoms feel too tight around the base, the Magnum Deuce is better for you.

Deuce Magnum Men's Double Penetration Strap-On Harness

Showing the dildo hole plus the pouch underneath

When it comes to the O-rings for both the penis and the dildo, they are built-in. You can’t exchange them for other sizes. However, the O-rings are relatively flexible and stretchy. This means it’ll stretch out to fit a dildo much larger than it seems, and when stretched out, it actually does quite a better job of holding the dildo “in place” as well.

Deuce Magnum Men's Double Penetration Strap-On Harness

Showing the zipper pouch for the harness

To clean this male strap-on harness, you’ll want to use warm water and anti-bacterial soap. To make it even easier, though, if you want, this harness is machine-washable and can be washed in your dryer. It shouldn’t be put into the dryer, though (I’ve been known to accidentally put mine in the dryer, though, and it survives fine). For simple storage, it fits really easily right back into the drawstring bag. To keep your harness looking nice, it seems to work best to wash it right after use to get any fluids or lubricant off of it. Again, always allow the harness to air dry for best care.

Overall, the SpareParts Deuce Magnum harness makes it really easy to explore double-penetration without having to bring another person into the bedroom. The Magnum size is much more comfortable for those with a thicker penis while the harness fits really comfortably on the body as well. The velcro adjustable waist straps make it easy to adjust on-the-go, so there’s no more fiddling with buckles when you just want to play with the action. The Deuce is designed well with multiple options for how the guy wants to use his biological penis – including the option to just use two dildos instead of a biological one. If you want to try double-penetration, this is honestly one of the best harnesses you could buy. Thanks to Dallas Novelty for providing this male strap-on harness for my SpareParts Deuce Magnum review.