Finding Cheap Kink Toys Around Your House (AKA Pervertibles)

April 29th, 17   •   Posted by Mistress Kay   •   No Comments »

With a little bit of creativity, literally anything can become a “sex toy”. Whether it’s used for spanking, penetration, or licking off the body, it’s pretty easy to take any item around the house and turn it into something that your partner will constantly see in a “new light” every time they walk through the hallway.

The reasons for using pervertibles are as varied as the pervertibles themselves. Some people like to use household objects for sexual fun as it provides a kinkier aspect to play – after all, you can make a scene revolving around “humiliation” if you’ll only allow your partner to be spanked with objects she can find around the house. Other people just prefer the fun of seeing what items around the house can be made into a sexual object. Some just want to find a way to satisfy their partners or to have creative ideas in their search for local horny women. Others yet just prefer the extreme cost savings between buying specifically-made kink toys and doing a DIY method. (Especially in the case of insertables, though, it’s worth dolling out the cash!).

However, make sure to keep safety in mind. Since all of the toys you’re playing with are NOT designed for sex – and likely haven’t been cleaned recently for sexual purposes – make sure to treat them as such. If you know you’re going to be drawing blood or using something for penetration, make sure to clean or sterilize it as best as possible. And of course, assume EVERY item you use as a pervertible is entirely disposable. Using these items for their non-intended use can break them relatively easy. So the family heirloom? Probably a hard limit. But that $1 spatula you’d just replace? Have at it!

So, what items can have a new use for around your home?

Spanking Items: Easily the biggest category out there, almost everything in your home can be used as an impact toy. I mean, you could literally take the trash bag out of your kitchen garbage can and use the trash can to spank your partner! For the less extreme, though, consider a lot of the other items around your home: ladles, books, rolled up newspapers, shoes, bundled-up cables, sports paddles/rackets, hairbrushes, decorative lawn ornaments (especially large candy canes near holiday time!), cereal boxes, plastic containers, and more. Just be prepared for lose/break any of these items. Spanking, in particular, is what’s most likely to break most of your items.

Clamps: Anything that can “clamp” can be used as clamps. Clothespins are definitely the most-popular option, but clothespin clamp – and TIGHT. A lot of beginners aren’t too fond of sensation of that. Consider looking in stationary aisles at your local stores – including your craft stores. There are lots of decorative clips and pins that could work great as sexual clamps – and they’ll likely be a whole lot prettier than clothespins.

Restraints: Restraints are an easy one to play around with – and very versatile! Just make sure you have safety shears (or, at the very least, some sharp scissors!) around to cut out your partner. Lots of fabrics that aren’t bondage rope tend to hold knots tightly – very tightly – to the point where you likely won’t be able to undo them. A knot that you thought was “okay” when you tied it is going to become “holycrap tight” after your partner has been struggling and tugging on it for a half an hour. Make sure that you can slide two fingers underneath between the restraint and your partner’s skin – that’s a comfortable and less-risky bondage tightness level. Avoid the use of zip ties unless you know what you’re doing – they can do serious damage. Household objects that can be used for restraints include scarfs, belts, electronics cords (hello, extra useless USB cord ;) ), shopping bags, discarded clothing, and more. Don’t forget about household plastic/cling wrap. Easily bind any part of the body with just a couple wraps of the plastic. A trip to local fabric stores might also offer options for restraints. If you’re on a budget, look in their discount fabric remnant bins.

Sensual Play: Virtually every item in your home can be used for sensual play. Use a scarf for a blindfold or gently run the edges of the soft material along the skin. Use cheap ear plugs or noise-cancelling headphones to reduce someone’s ability to hear. Use standard body lotion to easily slicken the skin for massages. Low-temperature candles can be used for wax play while an ice cube can offer a chilling sensation. Change up how your own hands feel by wearing gloves to touch your partner – or tie really thick oven mitts to your partner to make them unable to use their fingers. Almost any item in your house can be lightly dragged along the skin for a unique sensation include feather dusters, chains, fabric of clothing, napkins, paper, washcloths, and more.

For Sexual Foodies: Does your kitchen sound like the perfect place for sex? Maybe you just really love food – and sex – and want to combine the two? Lots of treats in the kitchen lend themselves well to perverting. Consider the standard chocolate syrup, caramel syrup, whipped cream, and more. You might even want to think about pouring your syrup into a bowl and using a chopstick to “dip” and “draw” onto your partner before licking it off. Not into sticky substances? Any food can be made a “pervertible” too! Just have your partner lie out naked – and serve on them as your “plate” for the meal. (Just make sure to keep any sweet/sugar-y items away from the vagina!)

Insertables: If you’re looking to find the most dangerous of the pervertables, you’ve found it. Using items for insertion that weren’t designed for insertion can be a really, really bad idea. So before you go and get your mind set on sticking something where it shouldn’t be, make sure you’ve thought about all of the risk potentials. Could the item possibly break inside of you? If it’s going in the butt, do you have an easy way to insure you can get it back out? Is the item itself going to be bad for the vaginal environment? (For example, nothing sugary or sweet should go inside the vagina unless you want an infection!) Can this item create suction that could potentially damage the vagina (such as glass bottles)? Is this particular item clean and ready for use? No matter what you plan on playing with, cover it with a condom – these items weren’t designed to make it in a body, so a condom at least provides another layer of safety. Common household items as a dildo include: vegetables (especially carrots or cucumbers), sturdy-made non-wood hairbrushes that don’t come apart, toothbrushes, and plastic containers (such as shampoo bottles).

Furniture: Who said all of your kinky items had to be movable?! Furniture can be used for “pervertible” purposes too. All it requires is a bit of creativity. The washing machine can be used to add extra stimulation during sex. You can bend someone over a table pretty easily. Consider bending a partner over a footrest for sex or as an impromptu spanking bench! A kitchen chair partnered with some handcuffs easily becomes a good place for CBT or other genital-focused play. Any tiled floor quickly becomes a surface perfect for easy clean-up after wet and messy play. Whatever you’re choosing to use, just make sure the surface can handle the body weight and the force of what you’re looking to do on it!

Now that you have a good idea of some of the kink ways to you can use some of your favorite household items, I’m going to give you a dare: why don’t you hit up your local dollar store (where everything is actually a dollar!) and purchase items purely with the intent of using them for sexual purposes later. The low price tag means you won’t be upset when you break things later, and you’ll end up finding tons of uses for items you hadn’t even imagined!

(This list is by no means exhaustive! If you have your own items you’d like to suggest, feel free to leave a comment. Your experience could be someone else’s inspiration!)

7 Simple Tips for Dating in College

April 29th, 17   •   Posted by Mistress Kay   •   No Comments »

College is a time for learning, of course, but is also a time for exploring who you are. For some, this means being free to date without Mom and Dad looking over their shoulder, but that doesn’t mean you should go crazy right away. These tips will help you get the most out of dating in college.

Avoid Doing It for the First Two Months
With the chaos of getting used to being away from home, you may feel the need to latch onto someone right away. Even so, you should avoid getting into a relationship for the first couple of months of college. When a new relationship begins, both parties tend to neglect their other friends and responsibilities during the “honeymoon phase,” which will make it harder for you to acclimate to your university in other ways. Spend the first couple of months focusing on learning campus, setting a routine, and meeting platonic friends.

Take Dating Slowly
When you do begin dating, take it slowly. In high school, you probably saw a lot of couples who skipped dating — either due to lack of funds, transportation, or interesting things to do in your town — and skip straight to claiming to be in an exclusive relationship. Now that you’re in college, you should get to know the people you’re interested in before making anything official. Spend time in a variety of social situations with your friends and your dating partner’s friends to determine how compatible you truly are.

Don’t Date Where You Sleep
Stop thinking about how many times you’ve run into your cute neighbor in the communal showers and instead focus your dating efforts on people who don’t live in your dorm and aren’t majoring in the same thing as you. The reality is that many college relationships don’t work out. If yours goes south, will you really want to see your ex as you brush your teeth each morning or when you’re supposed to be focusing on that exam that’s worth half your final grade?

Make Time for Your Classes
Don’t skip out on your responsibilities to spend time with your boyfriend or girlfriend, even if the weather is perfect and you just can’t imagine spending one more hour in a dark and crowded lecture hall. College classes are a lot longer than the ones you took in high school and give you plenty more information. Skipping just one not only likely leaves you behind on important information but also makes it easy to create a slippery slope of skipping class — after all, there is nobody to haul you to the principal’s office — and leave you too far behind to catch up.

Enjoy Time Apart
Even if you do meet someone you want to date exclusively, don’t give up your own identity. It is important and healthy to spend time apart. Have separate study groups, avoid spending every school break together, and don’t feel the need to spend every single night at each other’s dorms. Go to a party, to the movies, or out to eat with your friends without your boyfriend or girlfriend in tow. Check out an event you’ve been interested in and go solo. Even spending an occasional night alone in the library can be beneficial for maintaining your own identity.

Try Dating Someone Who Isn’t Your Type
What type did you go for in high school? College is probably going to introduce you to people from all types of backgrounds, with all kinds of styles and a wide variety of world views. If you previously only dated athletes but you’ve always been attracted to artists, college is the time to meet them. At worst, dating someone who isn’t your normal type will likely be a learning experience.

Consider a Casual Hook-Up
If you just want to focus on your studies, there is nothing wrong with that — in fact, many people would consider the dedication admirable. Of course, you are still a young person who is discovering your sexual identity, so it is OK to consider casual hook-ups as long as you are safe about them. Always use protection, make sure to have a conversation about birth control and ensure you’re all covered in some way, and never meet new people at your dorm or in other private places. Websites, such as Badults, make it easy for you to find people who are looking for the same type of relationship you are.

Above all else, end relationships you aren’t happy in. Relationships are work, sure, but they are supposed to make you happy, too. If yours doesn’t, it’s the wrong one.

Affordable Wireless Remote Vibrator Fun: Svakom Elva Review

April 24th, 17   •   Posted by Mistress Kay   •   No Comments »
Svakom Elva

Svakom Elva

A wireless, remote-control bullet vibrator, the Elva is a new silicone wireless vibrator released from Svakom. Available in a purple or a pink, this sex toy is entirely rechargeable, waterproof, and made with a waterproof design. Vibration-wise, the toy offers 26 different vibration patterns. The remote requires a CR2032 battery for operation (two are included). The Svakom Elva comes with a 1 year warranty and a 10 year quality guarantee.

Packaging for the Svakom Elva

Packaging for the Svakom Elva

The Elva comes packaged in nice, fancy-looking packaging. The box is easily rectangle-shaped, and it will work well for gift-wrapping. Similar to a lot of luxury package, the vibrator itself comes packaged in a plain, black, discreet box. Outside the box is a slipcover that describes the toy. Inside the box, you’ll have a foam tray perfectly designed to hold the toys, and all of the accessories are underneath the tray. The vibrator includes the charging cable, two CR2032 batteries for the remote, the remote itself, the vibrator itself, warranty information, instruction manuals, and a faux suede drawstring storage bag.

Don’t worry so much about batteries for the vibrator itself: the Elva vibrator itself is designed for rechargeability and easy use. This bullet vibrator includes a small charging port on the opposite side to the control buttons. This bullet vibrator can just be plugged in to any standard USB port with the included cable. The vibrator includes a battery level indicator light to make it easy to never run out of power when you need it. When fully charged, the battery should last you about 2 hours of use, so it isn’t an all-day affair, but it’s long enough to work as a good tease.

Box of the Svakom Elva

Box of the Svakom Elva

However, the remote is rechargeable. Similar to the annoying LELO battery compartments, the back of the Elva remote has an inset gold panel with a large divet running down the middle of it. Turning and opening this compartment with only your fingers is a downright giant pain. I tried it with various household implements (pens, business cards, spoons, etc.), and nope. However, the divet is just about the perfect size for a CR 2032 battery to fit in (which is what the remote takes). So if you’re trying to replace the battery inside the remote, just use the new battery to open the compartment. If you just think the battery isn’t operating right or want to remove the battery in the remote, well, your best bet is two coins next to each other, but that’s led to a bit of scratching-up of the gold plating. Not my favorite battery compartment design.

Remote of the Svakom Elva

Remote of the Svakom Elva

Annoyed by the remote and just want to say “screw it”? Well, the vibrator can be used entirely independent of the remote. There’s a single button on the small bullet vibrator which controls the vibration modes. So if worst comes to worst, the toy can still be played with until you manage to get ahold of a new battery or get the compartment open.

Aside from using each piece solo, how well do they connect? Well, the vibrator itself has a single button on it that functions as the power and pattern-change button. The remote has three buttons: up, down, and on/off/pattern. If you want to connect the two, you just turn on the vibrator itself first by holding down the button. The vibrator will instantly start vibrating. Once it’s on, you turn on the remote by holding down its power button. Once they connect, the vibrator stops vibrating and awaits your signal from the remote. Just reverse the process to turn everything off.

As a sidenote, though, the remote DOES seem to drain battery while not in use. The CR2032 battery that I’ve barely used was entirely dead when I pulled the toy back out to use it again. I’d highly recommend that you remove the battery in-between uses, which, again, comes back to the annoyance of the battery compartment. However, it’ll save you a lot of headache when you can’t figure out why the remote won’t connect to the vibrator. It’s usually because the remote is dead.

Svakom Elva

Svakom Elva

The remote is small and designed to easily and discreetly fit into the palm of your hand. It does that pretty well, actually. It’s smaller than a lot of rocks. With my fingers curled around the remote, it becomes impossible to see the remote – making it perfect for public discretion. I can adjust the vibration levels using the up and down arrows and then curl my fingers around the remote to completely hide it. It is, however, relatively easy to drop, and I’ve dropped it a couple times. I’d recommend keeping it in a pocket or other small, enclosed space. It gets lost pretty easily in a purse.

As-is important with all wireless toys, we need to know how well the remote and the vibrator “talk” to one another. They do a pretty decent job. The toy seems to work best when both the toy and the remote are in the same space. You get more lee-way for how close you need to be when using the toy externally or with lightweight clothing. Transmission seems to be a bit spotty at times when using it internally or with thick clothing, but a bit of extra clicking, and it seems like it will change the setting when requested.

Svakom Elva Review

Svakom Elva Review

The vibrations are relatively quiet, though. Depending on how you’re using them and how you’re sitting, they should be virtually impossible to hear in most standard areas like a public street or restaurant. If you happen to be using it externally and rest it upon a hard surface (like a chair), it definitely gets louder. However, you can be rest assured that most areas will be a-okay to play in.

The vibrations are something else you’ll want to know about. They’re not bad. They’re definitely not powerful, but they’re definitely noticeable and not too surface-feeling. After a long, long time, they might start to feel numbing, but for the 2 hour lifespan that the toy gives you, you’ll be likely to enjoy the vibrations the entire time. I don’t, however, know if these will be strong enough to get most people to orgasm – especially if you’re playing in public and the vibrator contact isn’t constant and in the perfect spot. However, they are definitely enough to work as a great tease.

If you’re the one in charge of the remote, though, expect that you’re going to be flying blind. The design of the remote doesn’t provide any feedback as to whether the function worked or not. It also doesn’t provide any feedback as to what intensity level or pattern you currently have the vibrator on. However, at the price point that the Elva is available at, this might be a necessary sacrifice to get a workable wireless vibrator. Just expect that you likely won’t know what your partner is experiencing, and you’ll probably only know that “it changed” for them when you hit the control buttons. It’ll be hard to know exactly what setting the vibrator is on.

It’s also worth noting that you can’t turn off the vibrations with the remote and then turn them back on. If you want to allow your partner to rest, you’ll have to remove the vibrator entirely or have a spot where you can repair the two (requiring touching the vibrator again) in order to turn back on the vibrations. If you’re playing with someone who wants a short break – or if you’re going to be walking down an extremely quiet area – this might be a bit of a hassle.

Like most bullet vibrators, the Elva is pretty flexible. It can be used externally, and it can be slipped inside someone as well. The cord on the outside of the bullet helps remove the toy after insertion, but as I’m unsure what the remote control connects to, you may wish to try to avoid putting too much strain on the string outside of the bullet. When it comes to using it externally, it’s possible to slip it into the panty liner of most panties in order to hold the toy in place. However, that may not offer optimal clitoral stimulation. If you’re hoping to use public panty vibrators often, you should consider doing a quick sewing job of a small pouch on any well-fitting panties to get a small “vibrator pouch” to hold the toy in the proper position. It’d be a 10 minute job, and it’d help most vibrators be much more useful.

The Svakom Elva comes equipped with 25 frequency modes and an “intelligent mode”. This is 5 distinct patterns available at 5 different power intensities. The final mode is “intelligent mode”. This mode just seems to be a variation of all of the patterns that the Elva is capable of. It seems relatively random, but it does seem to follow the same random pattern each time. I’m not say I’d call this “intelligent”, and it was slightly more annoying to me than useful, but I could see this being really useful for those who don’t have someone to hold their remote and change the settings for them. It definitely “feels” like someone who is cycling through various patterns to be a tease. For orgasmic use, it was more frustrating than anything, but if you love the idea of public play and don’t have someone to hold the remote for you, using “Intelligent” mode in public might be the perfect solution. Never have any idea what’s coming next. The mode can be set to repeat again and again.

As the bullet vibrator is designed to be waterproof, clean-up is particularly simple. Using warm water and anti-bacterial soap will clean things up nicely. You don’t have to be too cautious during clean-up due to the vibrator’s waterproof design. Make sure to give the remote a light rub-down if it touched bodily fluids, but it shouldn’t require much excess clean-up. When it comes to lubricant, you’ll want to use water-based lubricant with this silicone toy. If using it externally, you may not need lubricant. For storage, the original packaging or the drawstring bag will work fantastically.

Overall, if you want to play with an affordable wireless bullet vibrator, the Svakom Elva can be a good option for you. While it doesn’t have a lot of the frills that some wireless options do, it’s a lot more affordable. The rechargeable aspect helps it feel more like a luxury option, and the toy actually responds relatively well to wireless commands. The vibrations are strong enough to offer a good tease, and the toy is quiet enough and functional enough for pretty good public play too. Thanks to Svakom for sending out this remote controlled wireless vibrator for my Svakom Elva review.

Kink Power Banger Fucking Machine Review

April 19th, 17   •   Posted by Mistress Kay   •   No Comments »
Kink Power Banger Fucking Machine

Kink Power Banger Fucking Machine

An affordable fucking machine is finally within your reach with the Kink Power Banger Fucking Machine. Compatible with all Vac-U-Lock attachments, this machine offers incremental speeds all the way up to 195 strokes per minute. It also offers an adjustable angle within a 90 degree angle. Each stroke length is 60mm. Equipped with four optional suction cups for smooth floor use, this Kink Fucking Machine is designed for AC 100-240V, 50-60HZ power, but it includes a power adapter for international use. The machine is 16″ in length (with the arm at the shortest length), 9″ in width, and a height of 7″. It’s relatively lightweight at about 5 and a half pounds.

Packaging for the Kink Power Banger Fucking Machine

Packaging for the Kink Power Banger Fucking Machine

The Power Banger fucking machine comes packaged in a decorated cardboard box. This box comes packaged inside plain, brown discreet box from BoudoirNoir. This box includes interior Styrofoam and cardboard that’s specifically cut-out to hold the Power Banger in place and ensure it stays safe during shipping. The box has a handle to easily tote the box around, but judging by the shape of my box after just using it for a couple weeks, I’d say the original box isn’t a long-term storage option if you plan on traveling with it. It also isn’t particularly discreet, so you wouldn’t want to travel outside with it. For in-the-house storage, it might work a-okay.

The Kink.com Power Banger comes with the machine itself, four optional suction cup feet, instructions, a power converted for international use, an optional handle, the power cord and brick, and the remote cord and remote.

Instructions for the Kink Power Banger Fucking Machine

Instructions for the Kink Power Banger Fucking Machine

The thing that the Power Banger DOESN’T come with is the dildo itself. You can not use the Power Banger straight out of the box without already owning a Vac-U-Lock dildo – or purchasing a Vac-U-Lock dildo alongside the Power Banger. It does not include any attachments. Make sure to have attachments that work for it when you pick it up – I don’t want to see your enthusiasm get killed when you figure out you can’t use your brand new toy quite yet. However, the Kink by Doc Johnson fucking machine is compatible with any Vac-U-Lock dildo – whether small or large. As long as it’s a Vac-U-Lock dildo, it will fit fine.

How well the Kink Power Banger Fucking Machine is packaged

How well the Kink Power Banger Fucking Machine is packaged

Set-up is the first thing you’re going to encounter when you go to use the Kink.com Power Banger. Luckily, it’s pretty much self-explanatory and doesn’t really take much effort – which is exactly what most people want to hear when it comes to getting to play with a toy that’s going to pleasure them. Place the Power Banger on a flat surface. All cords come unconnected which makes it easy to position. If it’s a tiled surface, I recommend using the optional suction cup attachments. The machine has two small textured wheels on each side of the thrusting post. Unscrew those, and you can adjust the actual angle where the machine is pointing in a 90-degree arc. There’s also a small textured wheel that tightens/loosens to allow you to reposition or remove the optional handle that’s located on the thrusting shaft of the toy.

Three connecting cables of the Kink Power Banger Fucking Machine

Showing the three connecting cables of the Kink Power Banger Fucking Machine

Once you have the machine in place, plug in the power brick to the power-in port. Super easy. Once you’ve done that, plug the remote’s two cables into the power-out port. Again, really easy. You then just push the base of your Vac-U-Lock dildo onto the Vac-U-Lock post, and done! Ready to fuck and play. (The Vac-U-Lock post DOES come unscrewed from the machine itself, so if you’re having a hard time getting enough leverage to get the dildo to slide in, you can unscrew it and put it on a hard surface).

Again, you’re talking less than 30 seconds from start to finish. You can jump straight into playing without fussing with many cords. The cords stay nice and untangled, and it’s really easy to get things easily positioned before you fuss with plugging things in. It’s a good design.

Everything the Kink Power Banger Fucking Machine includes

Everything the Kink Power Banger Fucking Machine includes

Easy for a third person to control, the Kink Power Banger machine comes with an off-unit remote that attaches to the fucking machine via a cord. This cord is relatively long, and you can sit far enough away that you can’t actually touch the “rider” and still be able to control it. This makes it really easy to use for self-control as well. It’s really up to you. The remote is equipped with a single spinning dial that goes from “slow” to “fast”. There are no numerical values on it, so it’s not too easy to say “I like it on a 3!” It’s just a matter of trying until you find the right setting.

The Power Banger can be played with on any surface. This Kinky fucking machine comes with four optional suction cup “feet” that can be added onto the feet of the machine. This allows for play on hard surfaces without the machine sliding against the floor. With some of the more intense thrusting settings, the fucking machine will shake back and forth. Very thin carpet seems to allow the machine to move more during use. Anal sex (and meeting any “resistance” during thrusting such as tight muscles), seems to allow the machine to move more during use. If you’re not taking advantage of the suction cups because it’s a carpeted area or a bed or something, I’d really recommend placing the machine’s backside up against a wall or up against a heavy object. It keeps the fucking machine pretty well in place. If using it on a flat surface, though, the suction cups work fine.

Showing the adjustable knobs for the angles

Showing the adjustable knobs for the angles

So, now that we’ve covered the basics, how well does it work? Well, it works pretty amazingly. It seems to work best when there’s little resistance coming back at the machine – such as with vaginal use or if someone is pretty relaxed and ready for anal sex. However, if there’s some resistance, the machine might end up moving away from the person you’re thrusting into – so the suction cups or placing the machine up against the wall really helps. Being able to adjust the machine to various angles also helps get the right angle for smoother penetration. While we’ve had to use a box for doggy-style penetration (as the machine is relatively short in height), it isn’t too hard to find a box or other item to “lift” the Power Banger to the height that you’ll need.

Easy and adjustable remote for the thrusting

The easy and adjustable remote for the thrusting

The speed settings are going to be more-than-enough for most users as well. It definitely can start at a slow, teasing crawl, and the higher settings are much closer to the “pounding” sensation you’d expect with a sex machine. While the machine does automatically power-down if it begins to overheat, we’ve had the machine on for 40+ minute sessions without it seeming warm to the touch or shutting itself off.

We’re also particularly fond of how easily the machine sets up. Plug in a few cables, and it’s ready to go.

Kink Power Banger Fucking Machine

Kink Power Banger Fucking Machine

The most important thing to know about this fucking machine is its limiting factor: it can only use Vac-U-Lock dildos. These dildos are made by Doc Johnson and Doc Johnson alone. That means you’ll have to choose from the currently-available Vac-U-Lock options. However, MANY sex machines only allow you to use two or three attachments that come with the machine itself, so having the 40+ Vac-U-Lock options available is definitely an improvement. Doc Johnson does make some “Platinum” (silicone) Vac-U-Lock dildos in various sizes. Nothing too insanely huge if you’re a size queen/king. We’re currently working on a work-around to use any flared base in the machine. We’ll see if I can figure it out.

There shouldn’t be much to clean on the Power Banger itself. All of the bodily fluids and lubricant should stay on the attachment itself. However, the entire external material of the fucking machine is made of plastic, so if you get anything on the machine itself, use a slightly-damp washcloth to wash off the mess. Do NOT get this anywhere near a water source – as it’s not even a little-bit waterproof. Make sure to select lubricants that are compatible with the attachment material you’re using.

Showing how far towards the ceiling the angle will go

Showing how far towards the ceiling the angle will go

As for storage, as mentioned before, this fucking machine can be stored in the original box. This box comes with a handle on top, and it will honestly be suitable for a decent amount of home use before the box becomes unusable. However, as the box as entirely not-discreet, you’ll likely want to invest in a plastic tub or other large box to store the toy if you plan on regularly taking it in public. The interior Styrofoam and cardboard plates can be moved to your new container to help keep the fucking machine from bouncing around once in storage.

Overall, if you’re wanting a simple, gets-straight-to-the-point, easy fucking machine, the Kink.com Power Banger fucking machine is exactly what you’ll want. There aren’t tons of dials to mess with. You don’t have to reassemble and unassemble the item after each use. You don’t have to worry about where you use the machine – or getting your body into the correct angle. The Kink Power Banger, while it doesn’t offer all of the customization of some sex machines that can cost 3 times as much, provides the sex machine experience in an easy-to-use package that’s going to be perfect for most users. Thanks to BoudoirNoir for providing the Kink.com fucking machine for my Kink Fucking Machine Power Banger review.