UPDATE JULY 2021: The Private silicone packer is no longer is in production. This sex toy review remains as a reference for anyone who’s curious about the toy. While you’re here, why not check out my BDSM advice, femdom advice, and femdom podcast?
The Private Silicone Packer is a firm, silicone packer made to look realistic and sold by Good Vibrations sex toys. It’s about five inches in length with a diameter of about an inch and a half. It’s a pretty medium-sized penis as far as flaccid penises go, and the “penis” portion hangs down further than the testicles. It’s available in three different skin colors.
The packaging is pretty basic. It comes in a plastic, blister-pack package that is very large and packages the packing cock very well. The packaging can be used for storage if need be, but it is much larger than the packing cock, so you may want to just get rid of the packaging after you’re taking out the packing cock.
I have received two of these. The first one was defective (which happens in the creation process of any item – sex toy or not, so it’s no big deal). However, if you receive one that has a bunch of little air bubbles in the surface of the material, it is a defective silicone packing cock, and you should contact the store you bought it from to seek a replacement.
The Private Silicone Packer is extremely realistic in visible design. The testicles have texture on them, and the penis itself looks very realistic and even includes little “folds” near the head like it would look like if this penis was flaccid. The Vanilla one I have seems a bit darker than the one shown on the website, but it’s definitely skin-colored, and it will look realistic compared to most people’s skintones. If you had this strapped on, somehow, with a flesh-colored harness and had the Private Silicone Packer directly up against your pubic area, I would honestly have a hard time telling that this is a silicone packing cock. So in that respects, the Private Silicone Packer works amazingly.
The biggest downside, though, for this packing cock, is how firm it is. The silicone really feels like the silicone you would find on most silicone dildos meant for penetration. It has a slight bit of squish to it, but it doesn’t have enough to really “bend in” on itself or anything. It honestly feels about as squishy as I remember the Vixen Creations Raquel dildo being – it’s squishy enough to let you squish the head visibly, but you really can’t bend it into itself or flatten it at all if that makes sense. As a packing cock, though, the lack of squishiness just doesn’t lend itself well to the packing cock as flaccid penises are one of the most squishy things I’ve ever really dealt with (aside from food).
I thought it might just be my opinion, so I actually brought this out while we were having a small party with friends. (I wonder why my friends continue to come over here when I do this regularly). They all agreed that it looked very realistic, and most were all like “Woah! That’s one of the most realistic I’ve seen”, but all didn’t want to handle it too much. When I slid it into some jeans, we all agreed that the feel of the packing cock through clothing is almost like a half-hard penis or one that’s trapped awkward in clothing. It just doesn’t give the realistic feel through clothes.
As a note, though it is very firm, it really doesn’t work well for penetration. It “would”, in theory, work, but it’s very, very short for penetration, and the angle of the packing cock doesn’t work too well for it.
A neat function that Good Vibrations did add was a flat back for harness use. While it has the nice texture of the testicles which DOES continue onto the back (so if the penis is hanging between your legs and you have your legs spread, the “backside” of the testicles looks realistic), they did make the area right behind the shaft smooth to press up against the skin without irritation. I find that this actually works really well, and I enjoy how they chose to do the texture with the balls and shaft without making it apply to the place that rests up against my body. The backside of the packing cock is more flexible than the packing cock itself as well, so the cock does really “bend” and move with your body while you move.
To clean this silicone packing cock, as it’s silicone, you really can just use warm water and antibacterial soap. You also could boil the packer, and it would probably be easier. It’s not compatible with silicone-based lubricant, and it doesn’t really seem to pick up much hair or lint which is an amazing thing when this is confined next to clothing all day.
Overall, while I like the Good Vibrations Private Silicone Packer and I’ll use it if I ever want to take pictures where I have a “realistic” packer, I don’t like the feel of it. The feel makes it a pretty dead give-away, so if you want something that feels realistic, this really doesn’t work. However, if looks are what you’re after, this packing cock can definitely please. Thanks to Good Vibrations for providing this silicone packing cock for the Private Silicone Packer review.
