Boob Dice Adult Game Review

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Boob Dice Adult Game
The Boob Dice

UPDATE DECEMBER 2023: This sex game is no longer in production. This sex toy review remains as a reference for anyone who’s interested. While you’re here, why not check out some additional educational info – like online submissive tasks, beginner pegging positions, saran wrap bondage, and enema 101 info.

The Boob Dice are pretty simple. They are two plastic dice intended to make a quick and easy game for both you and your partner to play. One dice includes actions on it while the other dice includes body parts on it. Each die is less than an inch tall and less than an inch wide. There are six possibilities on each of the die.

The packaging is very basic. It comes with a cardboard backing with the plastic secured to the cardboard through a bit of plastic. The backside of the packaging gives the instructions on how to play the game. Nothing about this packaging is recyclable.

First off, the dice are very inexpensive which makes them ideal if you’re on a tight budget or have space constraints. Because of the small size, they can easily be stored anywhere (in a sock?) which is something you can’t do with a board game. I’d normally recommend dice like these for gifts for couples that you know well, but in this case, because they have large breasts on one side of the dice, I’m not sure as many people would be happy to receive them as they would just regular dice, so I’d probably advise against giving these as gifts.

The rules included with this game are very simple. I wouldn’t say that you have to stick with these rules as you can certainly make up your rules for whatever type of play you’d like to do. The rules say that you spin both dice, and one dice will be the action to do while the other dice will be the body part. If you get the breast-side up, that works as the wild card in this situation. You can choose to modify these rules however you’d like. The body part dice does not include any mention of the breasts nor gender-specific anatomy, so you can feel free to use the dice with any gender partners.

Boob Dice Adult Game
Packaging for the Boob Dice

Rolling the dice is slightly annoying. Having the breast on one side means that the dice will never actually lay flat. Despite trying multiple rolls, I don’t notice that the dice tend to roll on any side more than another. It seems that rolling with the breast-up seems to be the hardest.

The two die are different from one another. One of the dice has actions on the dice while the other has body parts on it. Together, after you roll them, you have an action and a body party to perform the action to!

The action dice includes: Suck On, Kiss, Blow On, Lick, Gently Caress. The body part dice includes Either cheeks, Inner thigh, Lower back, Neck, Lips. All of the given actions and body parts actually are pretty sensitive parts for most people (sometimes you see dice that say “ear” or “elbow”), so the choices are good choices.

While the game certainly isn’t the most complex game that provides the most options, it does offer a low-budget way for those interested in trying a little game to play. I must admit that I’m a tad confused as to why they added the breasts to the dice, but I’m sure that must be the appeal to some of the buyers. Your interest in the dice probably won’t last too long (as there isn’t too many options available), but your interest will probably last long enough to make this a really easy way to get into foreplay when you want new ideas – or just something to keep by the bedside when you want to try something out of the ordinary.

Mistress Kay
Mistress Kay
Sex toy reviewer, kink educator, and weirdo who is constantly staging pretty photos for sex toys.

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