Are you looking to buy a dildo with swinging balls?
It does kinda seem like an amazing addition to a dildo, doesn’t it? Not only do you get the internal sensation that a dildo provides, but you’d also get the gentle “tap” of sensation that slapping balls can provide. With all of the magical dildo innovations out there (like fisting dildos or squirting dildos), you’d think a dildo with swinging balls would be a no-brainer.
That being said, it’s surprisingly difficult to replicate in dildos – and in fact, almost none have!
We’ll go over alternatives for a dildo with swinging balls and talk about why building a dildo with swinging balls is pretty difficult.
Why Isn’t There a Dildo with Swinging Balls?
So, that’s not entirely true. There ARE dildos with swinging balls. The issue lies in the price. If you’re willing to shell out thousands for a dildo with swinging balls, you can probably make it happen. The problem is that making a dildo with swinging balls requires a serious level of craftmanship, multiple types of silicone, and some very fragile silicones.
You’re first problem is replicating the natural “movement” of balls. In order to add swinging balls on a dildo, the material needs to be “thin” enough for the balls to sway freely to slap against your body. As you can imagine, that’s some very thin silicone – if it could even be made of silicone at all. This thin material would be prone to breaking or tearing – and nobody wants that in their dildo. An errant fingernail could “rip” your dildos ballsack at that point.
This super-thin silicone would be unsuitable for the rest of the dildo. If the silicone had to be thin enough to swing around, it won’t be dense enough or thick enough to actually penetrate someone. That means the manufacturer would need to provide multiple densities of silicone in a single dildo.
And that’s not considering the “balls” themselves inside of their ball sacks! Those “balls” would need to be made of that hardier silicone too – and then put within their fragile silicone ball sacks to become the momentum for your realistic, pendulum-like balls.
As far as I’m aware, this very specific, very-detailed pouring of silicone isn’t currently available within the ways most dildo manufacturers work – and it certainly couldn’t be easily mass-produced with the current factories.
Put those three things together, and a dildo with swinging balls isn’t something that’s widely available yet.
A few companies have tried (like Pipedream Products has tried something with their King dildo line), but many customers complain that the dildos don’t really “swing” like you’d get with a biological penis – which is why they purchased a dildo with swinging balls in the first place.
Dildo with Swinging Balls Alternatives
All is not lost.
In fact, some manufacturers feel your pain (and your desire for pleasure!), and some swinging balls add ons have hit the market lately. Removable dildo balls do exactly as they claim; they’re a set of “balls” that can be put onto the base of your favorite dildo. Once they’re there, you can enjoy their swinging design – or remove them when you don’t want their swinging design. Win-win!
Since these removable dildo balls are completely separate from the dildo, manufacturers can use separate silicone types and not worry about melding them into a single, finished product.
In addition, since the “balls” don’t need to be crafted as part of a dildo, the design of removable dildo balls allows them to hang lower and further away from the dildo to take advantage of “momentum” to achieve the swinging balls effect.
Really, removable dildo balls as an attachment is currently the best way (and most affordable!) way to go about getting a dildo with swinging balls.
So let’s look at your options:
Removable Dildo Balls Options
Mr. Hankey’s Remove-O-Balls
The Mr. Hankey’s Remove-O-Balls are the most pendulous, swinging balls on the market, but they are not for the faint of heart. They’re hefty, and they definitely swing.
Larger than the height of a soda can, they are very, very formidable balls. They’re designed to fit Mr. Hankey’s Dildos – and that manufacturer’s specialty is huge realistic dildos for strap on sex.
That being said, they can still fit your choice of dildo. For average-sized dildos, though, expect the Remove O Balls to dwarf your dildo. The Mr. Hankey’s Remove-O-Balls inner diameter, unstretched is 1.75″, so a dildo diameter of 1.75″ or larger will be the best fit with the Remove-O-Balls. If you’re set on trying it with a dildo thinner than that, consider adding OhNut Penetration Buffers on either side of the Remove O Balls to help keep the optional dildo balls in place.
You can read my full Mr. Hankey’s Remove O Balls review for more information.
(Shown Below: Wet For Her Fusion with OhNut Penetration Buffers on either side of the Mr. Hankey’s Remove-O-Balls to achieve swinging balls on a average-sized dildo.)
New York Toy Collective Love Bump
New York Toy Collective makes the Love Bump removable balls. Much smaller in size, these “normal”-sized balls are available in realistic skin tones AND playful colors.
Unlike the Remove O Balls, the Love Bump can also add vibration. A small bullet vibrator hides inside of the Love Bump itself, and it turns the entire dildo with swinging balls into a gently vibrating toy. To enjoy more of the vibrations, do firm presses up against your partner during penetration.
I have not personally used the Love Bump removable dildo balls before, but I have played with other New York Toy Collective dildos, and they’re generally high-quality.
And that’s where we’re at. Removable dildo balls are really your “most realistic” option to buy a dildo with swinging balls. While you can buy a dildo with built-in balls, they likely won’t have the “pendulum-like” swinging that we’re used to biological testicles doing – but that’s why these strap-’em-on removable dildo balls can work so good as an alternative!
Know of other options? Let me know! I might be the queen of dildos, but every once in awhile, I find I don’t know every sex toy on the market!
Pipedream King Cock Elite Vibrating Crown Jewels
These Pipedream-crafted dildo balls for your dildo are probably the least “swinging” of the bunch. While they attach to your dildo like a standard cock ring, their ultra-wide attachment point at the dildo makes for minimal movement. When there’s over an inch of material holding something in place, there just isn’t much “swinging” to be had.
What it does provide, however, is a lot of stability and pressure. So if you’re looking for a dildo with swinging balls because you’d like to grind against those balls while the dildo is slammed in to the hilt, these are probably your dildo balls of choice.
Adding to that usage, the Vibrating Crown Jewels also include, well, vibrations (like the name implies). If you’re someone who is already enjoying parts of the King Cock Elite series, these vibrating balls can also be controlled by the wireless remote control – which makes them the only vibrating balls on the market with a remote control.
See a video of the balls being handled.
(If you need to save a bit of cash, Pipedream also offers a non-vibrating version for slightly less money.)
Which Removable Dildo Balls Should I Buy if “Slamming” is Important to Me?
If you’re really looking for that feeling of balls slamming/slapping up against your skin during penetration, go for the Mr. Hankey’s Remove-O-Balls.
These removable balls offer the most “hang” and the most weight, and they tend to swing with the most force.
They do, however, require a bit more force than the other options to use. These dildo balls lend themselves best to rough and hard thrusting as the heavier weight of the Remove-O-Balls need some “force” behind them to swing.
But when you get that rough sex momentum going, they really slap like the real thing!
Update: January 2024, August 2023.
