Good Vibes Soft Pack Review

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Good Vibes Soft Pack Review
Showing how the packy hangs

UPDATE AUGUST 2020: The Good Vibes Soft Pack is no longer available. In the last ten years, the world of packing dildos and packing cocks has come a long way, though, and there are more other options than ever!

The Good Vibes Soft Pack is a packing dildo sold by Good Vibes. The soft packs come in multiple colors – you can have caramel, coffee, and vanilla which are just a progression of white to black colors. You also get to choose your size. Size 1 is smaller at a four-inch long penis that is about an inch and a half in diameter while size 2 is larger at five inches with the same diameter. The soft packs are made of Cyberskin. The soft pack is made to be very realistic and has texture on the testicles as well as has a nice, detailed head that looks just like the head of a penis. The body of the penis even shows a few, very shallow veins. I can’t comment on the packaging since I didn’t receive this in the regular product packaging.

So, to let you know where I’m coming from, I’ve heard a lot of great things about this packing dildo. In fact, I’ve heard that it’s one of the best. I tried Mr. Limpy in Medium already, so I have a slight idea of what to expect from a packaging dildo. I own a regular strap-on harness to wear with the packing penises as well as they can also just be stuffed into my panties and worn like that. That’s just to give you a background on how I used this soft pack. To let you know, I have the Good Vibes Soft Pack Size 1 (Smaller size) in Vanilla (white).

Good Vibes Soft Pack Review
Showing how the packie sits when sitting up

I have to say that I honestly wasn’t very fond of the Good Vibes Soft Pack. It was just too firm – that was my main complaint. The dildo pretty much sits up at half-hard. Which is pretty neat when you think about it because it could be used possibly for penetration as well, but all I want is a flaccid looking penis to stick in my panties. It doesn’t even have to create a bulge – it just has to look like a realistic-looking flaccid penis. This nailed realistic-looking, but it just didn’t nail the flaccid part. It’s definitely semi-firm, and the Cyberskin material that they made it out of doesn’t have much give to it either, so it feels like the penis is already half-hard with blood. It doesn’t feel anything like the squishy, flexible feeling of a flaccid penis.

From there, I have to say I wasn’t fond of the darker tint to the packing penis. That’s really a personal preference though. I’m as white as can humanly possibly be, so the regular skin color of this one was too dark. However, for most people, this will probably be pretty close to the perfect shade to their skin tone. It really does look white flesh-colored and the color will match up with most fair-skinned wearers.

I didn’t find it a problem, but when the boyfriend touched it, he complained of the scent left on his hands afterwards. You really can’t smell the scent of the soft pack at all unless you smell it off of your hands, and the actual pack itself is odorless. The scent left on your hands slightly smells of cornstarch which makes me think that the scent is just the scent of cornstarch that has softened the packing dildo.

On the good side, these are just my complaints. I have something very specific I’m looking for in a soft pack, and from the reviews I’ve read on this packing penis, they’re pretty unique to me. Most people seem to enjoy the half-hard state as well as the pretty-much perfect color for most people.

Good Vibes Soft Pack Review
Showing how long the soft pack is

Something to consider is the type of clothing that you will be wearing. When wearing this with my pair of panties, it didn’t make much of a difference, but if you choose to wear it with a harness and use boxers and typical “male” clothing (loose sweatpants), this will make an obvious bulge. It will really look like you have a hard-on. However, using it with the panties seemed to curb that look a little bit – I recommend having good fitting panties for wearing this because if you have panties that are too large, this will pull down your panties and sit around like a lump in your panties. Because of the testicles, it didn’t work real well in my strap-on harness – it pressed slightly uncomfortably up against my skin. Because of that, I’ve stuck to wearing panties with this one. There are special packing harnesses that would work well with this though I honestly don’t own one.

To clean this little guy, you just use some mild soap and water. This will get rid of most of the bacteria. If you intend on using this for penetration, I recommend covering it with a condom. (Though I haven’t tried it – I wonder if the condom would slip off?) Make sure it’s fully dry then dust the surface with cornstarch to keep it feeling realistic. This should be compatible with all types of lubricant, though I really couldn’t insert the toy – you may possibly be able to. It doesn’t seem to attract too much dust or lint, but I still choose to keep mine in the packaging it came in to protect it from harm.

So for me? This packing penis felt a little too hard and made the wrong kind of impression that I was going for. I wanted my packing penis to feel like I just had a regular, flaccid penis. This one makes me feel like I’m a pervert a lot of the time. However, that’s just for my own needs. For someone who is looking for a packing penis that is going to provide a good bulge, look realistic, feel realistic, and have a good amount of weight to it, this one fits the bill perfectly. It’s a good packing penis – it’s features just don’t fit well for me. To pick up this gender expression and play sex toy, go to this sex toy store and purchase the Good Vibes Soft Pack.

Mistress Kay
Mistress Kay
Sex toy reviewer, kink educator, and weirdo who is constantly staging pretty photos for sex toys.

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