As someone that paid a lot of attention to the last election, I also happened to remember being told that a company would be making a porn movie based off of Palin and her sudden appearance in the election. I remember reading the first page of the script (it was a preview) and with all of the political jokes, it actually seemed like it would be pretty funny. When Adam and Eve offered to send me Who’s Nailin’ Paylin for review, I happily accepted.
Who’s Nailin’ Paylin is a pornographic spoofs movie. It’s, obviously, not the real Palin in this video. The DVD is 106 minutes long and includes five different sex scenes. The DVD also includes some bonus features. This adult movie, produced by Hustler and produced by Jerome Tanner , won the 2010 AVN Winner for Clever Title of the Year. The movie stars Lisa Ann as Palin and other characters star as famous political characters.
I’m sad to say that there isn’t much of a plot to this adult film. I guess, after realizing Hustler made the film, I shouldn’t have been expecting one, but in my mind, I saw lots of great places where the producers could have put in lots of jokes – political and not. Now, depending on how you see the film, the fact that 95 out of the 106 minutes is all sex may be a bad or a good thing. I like to have some sort of storyline in my movies but this one didn’t have any. There was a short intro with some bad jokes through in (two minutes each tops) and then cuts straight to the sex.
A minor annoyance when you start up the DVD. I have a feeling that it comes with all Hustler DVDs, but you are forced to sit through previews some of their other titles before you can watch the movie. Annoying but liveable.
The movie starts off with some cheesy effects around an Alaskan house as two Russian men (Mick Blue, Sascha) knock on the door. Paylin, in a grey business suit, answers the door. The Russian speak some English to her, and she tells them that she doesn’t understand Russian, but they’re free to come in out of the cold. They then start hitting on her, and she ends up stripping off her clothing in the interest of “foreign relations”. She ends up giving both men blow jobs while the camera gets in pretty awkwardly close. From there, they take turn having vaginal sex with her, and in the end, ejaculate on her face. “Paylin” keeps her glasses on throughout the entire scene since it really makes her look quite a bit more like the real person. This scene also probably had the best political jokes out of the entire movie. (About twenty minutes long)
The second scene starts off with Paylin doing word training with her advisor (Holly West). She continues to mess up the words and after awhile, the advisor dismisses her. Within a few seconds of Paylin’s dismissal, Paylin’s husband (Alec Knight) comes in. We find out that Paylin’s husband is cheating when the advisor drops down and starts to give head to her husband. From there, they move to the nearby bed (why were they studying in a bedroom?), and we watch Paylin’s husband have sex with the advisor both vaginally and anally. He also then ejaculates on her face. This scene wasn’t too bad. There was a lot of dirty talk during the blowjob and the beginning of sex. (Over twenty minutes)
The third scene includes Paylin daydreaming about some of the past mistakes she’s made. We see her sitting down at a desk with a business associate (Lee Stone) on the other side. She starts to hit on him, but he refuses until she berates him with insults. (Of course, how seductive!) Then he gets up and starts to undress her. She gets lowered onto the couch then they both give oral sex to each other. (Of course, he receives longer) They then moved onto to vaginal sex on the couch in a couple of different positions. He then finishes up by ejaculating on her crotch. (About fifteen minutes)
The fourth scene includes a younger version of Paylin (Sindee Jennings). She’s going to her university, and when the professor asks a question, he rejects the others’ answers and always considers Paylin’s correct. After all the students leave (pretty annoyed, as you could imagine) she goes to talk to the professor about how to protect herself from witchcraft. The professor then (with his gorgeous long hair; to resemble Fabio maybe?) starts to touch her underneath her skirt telling her that she must trust him. He starts off by giving her oral sex then they both move into a 69 position to mutual enjoy oral pleasure. From there, they have vaginal sex and end it by ejaculating on her face. (A little under twenty minutes) This is probably my favorite sex scene. The female is adorable, and I love the male’s hair. She also seems to be enjoying herself which is always a plus for me.
The fifth, and final scene, is a three-woman orgy. Hillary Clinton, (Nina Hartley) Paylin, and Conni Rice (Jada Fire) all join together backstage after one of Paylin’s press conferences. Clinton had been under the podium giving Paylin oral during the presentation, and when they went to the back to enjoy themselves, Rice discovered them and joined in. They spent a lot of time with each others bodies, and some time was spent with finger penetration as well as some toys ended up getting involved as well. It all seemed pretty natural, and I think this the is the scene where the females of the group (it was only females) really enjoyed themselves.
No type of protection was used in this movie at all. The lighting was pretty nice and crisp with everything illuminated nicely. There is no “sensual” lighting at all though; it’s all lighting intended to let you see the most amount of action possible. In a lot of the angles, I do feel like they got way too close. I would have wished to see a little bit more of the facial expressions – especially the male ones. Maybe it’s just a female point-of-view, but the close-ups of her genitals just seems pretty demeaning to a certain extent as well. The music would quietly play in the background of each scene. It wasn’t ridiculous, and it stayed in the background. It added to the scenes more than distracted.
It is a little bit obvious that this movie was made towards a male viewer. Female pleasure isn’t really depicted very often in this movie, and there’s nothing romantic, sensual, or something that makes even moderate sense in the storyline – just lots of sex. Unless your female partner finds Palin sexy, this may not be a good movie to bring home for couples viewing.
I’d say whether you want to buy this porn depends on what you want out of this video. If you bought it for the possible humor factor, this isn’t probably a good one. If you honestly find Palin to be sexy and attractive and would love to see what she’d be like naked – this is a good purchase. If you enjoy lots of sex with some minor humor thrown in, this is a great purchase. If you, like me, love your porn movies to have more plot than sex, this isn’t a good bet. However, it does provide a life-like resemblence to Palin, and if you want a look into what sex with her might look like, this will definitely feed your fantasies. The DVD is well-made overall, so if you want to enjoy your sex, I do recommend this video to fun watching. This sex toy store sells these adult movies, so go over to Adam and Eve to buy Who’s Nailin’ Paylin.
This product was provided in exchange for a review. No other compensation was received.
