I don’t know if you’ve seen this review by Ruby Ryder over the Strap-on-Me Vibrating Bendable Strapless Strap-on, but that’s the moment when I started lusting after this strapless strap-on dildo. As one of the leading educators in pegging, when Ruby Ryder is impressed, you KNOW something has to be good.
And good it is. Now that I have this beautiful toy in my hands, I’m even more impressed. The Strap-On-Me Vibrating Bendable Strapless dildo is just amazing. For the same price as a lot of the other strap-on double-ended dildos on the market, you can have something that goes well above-and-beyond the standard strapless strap-on experience. And that’s coming from someone who has tried the whole lot of them including Tantus Realdoe Feeldoe Slim Double-ended Dildo, Fun Factory Share XL dildo, Fun Factory Share, and Fun Factory ShareVibe.
Why is the Strap-On-Me Vibrating Bendable Strapless Strap-On so awesome? Let’s break it down:
Triple motors.
Most strapless strap-on dildos just come with a single bullet vibrator that’s designed to fit on the underside of the dildo – nowhere near any pleasure points that anyone needs. The Strap-On-Me Vibrating Bendable Strapless dildo has THREE motors – and each one is placed in spots where you’d want to have them – the clitoris, the vaginal bulb, and the tip of the shaft. Aside from being above-and-beyond the standard tiny bullet, each one of the vibrators puts out some decent power. Using the shaft vibe alone as a clitoral toy, I was able to achieve orgasm from just the vibrations. It wasn’t an easy orgasm, but the vibrations certainly aren’t super-soft.
Wireless remote control.
Now you have three motors – but how do you control them? With the wireless remote control that’s included. This remote has worked fantastically every time I’ve tried it. It allows you to individually control each one of the three motors – including turning some off and turning others on at the same time. It effectively allows me to leave the vibrations on for my receiving partner – while turning them off for me once in awhile so I don’t get too desensitized. The remote includes LED lights that light up (or blink, for patterns) when the motors are each on, so you can always tell exactly what’s going on with the toy. No “Which motor is patterned right now, goddammit?”. Even better, because the Strap-On-Me Vibrating Bendable Strapless Strap-On has the remote control, you don’t have to awkwardly stop the action and spread your legs in order to try to change the vibrations.
(Or, if you’re a cruel femdom, you could always use the remote to turn off the vibrations for your receiving partner right when they’re about to orgasm. Honestly, the remote control responds so reliably that I’d have zero qualms with using it in split-second moments like that.)
Bendability.
The Strap-On-Me Vibrating Bendable Strapless Strap-On allows you to bend it into the right shape for your body. This bendable point is on the base on the joint that connects the vaginal bulb to the shaft. This means you can increase or decrease the angle of the dildo – no “clampy” feeling of too-tightness, and for those of us with particularly-high clits, this means I can finally achieve the angle I want to actually get clitoral stimulation through a strap on double ended.
Stiffness.
The Strap-On-Me Vibrating Bendable Strapless Strap-On is pretty rigid. Aside from a wiggle spot mid-shaft, the rest of the double-ended strap-on dildo is entirely movement free. This essentially means that the dildo holds its shape – even after you’ve bent it into that shape. This means zero drooping dildos with the force of gravity. When you insert the Strap-On-Me Vibrating Bendable Strapless Strap-On, it will stay at the angle you told it to without conforming to gravity. This essentially means if you have a clit that’s far away from the vaginal entrance, you can still enjoy clitoral stimulation since the toy still has the proper “angle” to make it happen – even when in standing pegging positions.
Smaller-than-Average Vaginal Bulb.
I have no idea who decided all vaginal bulbs on double ended strap on dildos needed to be penis-size or larger, but I’m not into it. When I’m doing pegging, I rarely spend a ton of time on foreplay for myself – so inserting thick objects usually comes with annoying stabs of pain that could be entirely avoided if the bulb was just smaller. Which it is with the Strap-On-Me Vibrating Bendable Strapless Strap-On dildo. I’m really into that. No matter which size you choose to get (Medium, Large, XL), the vaginal bulb stays the same – it’s just the shaft for the receptive partner that changes.
Honestly, about the only thing I ping it for is this stupid freakin’ name. “Strap-On-Me Vibrating Bendable Strapless Strap-On“. It’s annoying enough that I just copy-and-paste it to write about it, and it makes it really hard to recommend to others – or memorable to remember at all. I wish Strap-on-Me had taken the time to give it a neat name (weird complaint, but it is what it is.)
I love the fuck out of this double ended strap on dildo, and here’s me wishing that it would be offered in 2XL and larger sizes in the future for the size king/queens/royalty among us.
Interested in reading my full review over the Strap-On-Me Vibrating Bendable Strapless Strap-On? You can read all 4,500+ words at Kinkly. Really, if the answer isn’t there, let me know, because I feel like I covered everything.
