Sexy Confetti Review

Sexy Confetti
Sexy Confetti

The Sexy Confetti is racy confetti sold by Tabu Toys adult toys. Designed to be placed into any bag or card, these little party confetti pieces featuring four racy designs on them! Made of mylar, the little confetti pieces are about 1/2 inch in size each. The racy confetti is packaged in a small plastic bag with a cardboard topper to keep it sealed.

The Sexy Confetti has four basic designs.There’s a penis-shaped one, a boobie-shaped one, a heart-shaped one, and a lips shaped one. There aren’t really any people in sex positions like the product picture shows on the website. This various shapes are in all sorts of colors, but the majority of the ones in my Sexy Confetti bag are red, green, orange, and silver.

I like the Sexy Confetti, but I must admit that I’m a bit disappointed. I’m not a huge fan of the colors. The colors are very fall-season-esque, and for a bag of sexy confetti, it just feels like an odd color scheme. Some sexy-like hues like black, pink, or red might have worked better to really get the “sexy” joke to be more obvious. Along with that, some of the confetti shapes are a bit hard to tell apart. If I didn’t have the Sexy Confetti packaging, I wouldn’t know what they were. The boobs sometimes just look like a half-cut-off heart. The lips are kinda hard to tell too. They don’t really have a mouth “hole” cut in the middle of the confetti piece, so it’s just all one piece. You can’t tell their lips at all. I would have rather have just seen the boobs and lips ones taken out – and stick with the obvious penis and hearts. That way, the joke would have been immediately apparant.

There isn’t a ton of confetti in the bag, so keep that in mind. You could easily sprinkle one bag all over a table for decoration. I’d say there’s enough confetti here to equal about half the size of my cell phone – if my cell phone was made of confetti, that is. It’s easily enough to stuff a greeting card full of these for Christmas to one of my kinky friends like intended, but you’d probably want to buy a couple bags if you intend on using it as decoration over a larger area.

Overall, the Sexy Confetti would make a funny gag gift. I have to say that I’m not too impressed with some of the shapes and colors of the adult confetti, but it would get the point across. I still wish for different shapes and a different color scheme, though. Thanks to TabuToys for providing this funny gag gift for my Sexy Confetti review.

Mistress Kay
Mistress Kay
Sex toy reviewer, kink educator, and weirdo who is constantly staging pretty photos for sex toys.

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