Handheld and affordable within the world of sex machines, the MiaMaxx fucking machine is the latest automated thrusting dildo out there. With a fixed 3-inch thrust, this sex machine offers a handheld experience with optional accessories to customize your fucking machine experience. Available in a purple or black color, this handheld thrusting dildo is made from silicone and plastic and offers a fully rechargeable design. This means it’s entirely portable – with no wall outlet cords to mess with unless you’re charging the toy. As you might guess, the MiaMaxx fucking machine is not waterproof in the slightest, so make sure to take care with it near lots of wet messes, squirting, or during cleaning.
Optional accessories include a suction cup base to turn your sex machine less-handheld as well as multiple silicone sleeves that can be switched out to vary the sensation and design of the tip of this machine. The MiaMaxx, by default, comes equipped with the Smooth Attachment tip. Other tips, including Arya realistic penis sleeve and Xara waved-texture sleeve, are available for purchase. There’s also a MiaMaxx Mezz G-Spot Attachment that you can read the MiaMaxx Mezz G-Spot Attachment Review for.
The MiaMaxx fucking machine comes packaged in a cardboard sleeve with a sturdy interior black box. This interior box is spacious enough to fit the fucking machine itself (with its default tip) and everything included in the base kit as well as an extra tip or two if you prefer to vary up your stimulation. The cardboard sleeve around the box is decently informative and tells you most of the basics about the vibrator – though most of the use instructions are found within an instruction manual within the box.
The MiaMaxx has a basic, yet very functional, design. The base/handle of the toy houses the vibrations, the power, and everything else about the toy. The “tip” of the MiaMaxx twists and pulls off – easily allowing you to customize and switch out the dildo sensation every time you use the toy. Since each one of these attachments is silicone (with no electrical parts), they’re much cheaper than re-buying the thrusting dildo every time you want a new sensation. Just twist and slide and you can have a whole new sensation experience each time. The base (and handle) of the dildo is made from a smooth plastic while the attachments and the folded/expandable part is made from silicone.
It’s worth noting that each attachment is only about five inches long. That’s as far as the MiaMaxx handheld fucking machine is designed to be used. This is definitely not a “deep penetration” dildo, but it’ll be enough for most people.
The attachments switch out really easily too – but not so easily that it’s a problem. Each attachment requires a firm twist – and then it will pull off with a bit of resistance. We’ve had no issues with the attachments detaching or being aggravating during use. They pretty much stay put once you’ve put them on.
With the more affordable fucking machine price tag comes a limitation in customization options. As-in, there aren’t too many customization options. If you’re using to using full size, multi-thousand sex machines, you’ll find yourself limited by the MiaMaxx. If you’re used to handheld dildos and vibrators, you’ll likely be a happy camper. The MiaMaxx offers three separate buttons on the base of the toy: an on/off, a vibration control button, and a thrusting speed control button. The MiaMaxx thrusts 3″ depth, every thrust, with no customization. You can, however, change how quickly it makes that thrust with three-speed levels on the thrusting speed control button.
The vibrations are a similar story. The “vibration control button” allows you to press through and cycle through the seven vibration intensities that this thrusting dildo is equipped with. Similar to the thrusting options, each button press will increase the intensity of the vibrations. There are three steady-state vibrations and then four patterns. The vibrations seem to be focused at the tip of the internal shaft where the attachments attach, so you definitely get the majority of the vibrations on the usable end during use. The vibrations aren’t “out of this world” strong, but they aren’t particularly weak either. Decent, middle-of-the-road vibrations that aren’t too buzzy. As the focus of the MiaMaxx thrusting toy is the thrusting, it makes a good back-up sensation for the thrusting, but don’t expect them to blow you out of this world as the main event.
As for the noise, it’s not distractingly loud, but it also isn’t discreet by any means. The vibrations can probably be covered up outside of a closed door with a bit of loud music or television, but the grinding of the thrusting motor cannot. It’s not a painfully annoying sound, though (I’m looking at you, Lovense Max). It’s noticeable, but once the toy is inserted, it’s not loud enough to cover up moans or really distract you from the sensation. It’ll just turn into background noise. Albeit, not-very-discreet background noise, but it isn’t going to having your downstairs (or next door) neighbors knocking on the door. But you probably shouldn’t use it if someone else is in the next room either.
The MiaMaxx handheld thrusting dildo is also fully rechargeable. This gives it an advantage over most sex machines. It’s fully portable, can be used anywhere, and doesn’t require cords unless you need to recharge it. Unlike most modern sex toys, the MiaMaxx is NOT-AT-ALL waterproof. The handle and base should get nowhere near even a drip of water – or a heavy squirter. The charging port does have a small silicone-esque cover to cover it when not charging, but it’s not designed to keep out all liquids. There’s a USB cable that plugs right into the base of your MiaMaxx thrusting dildo and then it charges right from that. No cables required during use. According to MiaMaxx, the thrusting dildo takes 45 minutes to get a full charge – and on the lower settings, the toy should last about 45 minutes. So it’s definitely not designed for a multi-hour fucking session.
Another neat feature of the MiaMaxx handheld thrusting dildo is the interchangeable tips – and the fact that all of the tips are made from body-safe silicone. This isn’t common in most sex-machine toys. Most toys offer porous options – if they allow any options at all. Each one of these tips is made from a silky smooth, glides-on-the-skin silicone that makes them easy to sterilize and clean up after use. (Keep in mind that the base isn’t so simple to sterilize, though, and some bodily fluids will likely make contact with the base of the toy too – making it not entirely sterilizable).
An interesting issue I had never considered until I actively started playing with the MiaMaxx Fucking Machine: if there’s any sort of “resistance” in the penetration area, it’s a whole lot easier for the MiaMaxx Fucking Machine to effectively “pull” the base towards the body instead of pushing the shaft of the toy in and out of the body. This becomes a noticeable issue for hand-held use – one that you may not realize until you pick up the toy and start playing with it, honestly. With any type of “resistance” in the orifice you’re penetrating, it’s very hard to “force” the base to stay exactly where you want it, so the motor tries to pull the handle towards the body (and away from the body) instead of sliding the tip of the dildo in and out like you’d actually want.
So you have two good solutions to that problem, really. The first solution is to use the MiaMaxx Fucking Machine with a “looser” fit. As part of the issue is that the MiaMaxx is encountering a lot of resistance during the thrusting, if the MiaMaxx fucking machine encounters less resistance – it’ll have less issue sliding the shaft in and out versus attempting to move the base. So one solution would be to “open up” the area to a looser fit for a dildo the size of the MiaMaxx thrusting toy.
Aside from that, you can also fun a way to anchor the MiaMaxx fucking machine. If the base of the machine is unmovable, it will force the in-and-out thrusting to happen instead of moving the base. While I don’t currently have it, the MiaMaxx Fucking Machine has an available attachment that will “attach” your fucking machine to a flat surface. The MiaMaxx Wall and Floor Attachment would hopefully “defeat” that particular hand-holding issue as the toy is resting up against a flat surface and unable to wiggle the base at all.
Alternatively, you could do a “DIY job” of that by only using the MiaMaxx Fucking Machine with the base pressed up firmly against a flat surface – like the wall or the floor. This will definitely limit the comfort level and the position capabilities, but it would help defeat some of the issue of free-standing and holding the toy. In our experiments, squatting over the toy with the toy’s base held up somehow (pillows, Liberator cushions, couch cushions, etc.) seems to be an acceptable DIY solution that leads to a decent amount of fucking machine thrusts from the MiaMaxx.
I’d be lying if I said we didn’t occasionally get annoyed by the “auto-thrusting” capabilities and just straight-up turn them off and hand-thrust the toy, though. Sometimes that automated sex toy thrusting doesn’t really do much besides wiggle the base and cause frustration in some positions and circumstances – and that’s not worth dealing with the annoyance. Even if you have to turn off the automated sex toy thrusting, though, the MiaMaxx still comes equipped with decent, separately-controlled vibrations, so you can still enjoy the toy as a standard dildo and get some pleasure out of the experience.
It’s also worth noting that the instructions mention an “internal safety switch” that will turn the thrusting off if the toy meets too much pressure. We have yet to meet this internal safety switch during regular usage, but I’m wondering what it would take to set it off. It’s pretty easy to set off while pressing the toy into your hand, but with regular internal muscles, it hasn’t been an issue. If the toy does utilize the “internal safety switch”, it just turns off the thrusting but leaves everything on – so a press of a button will resume the thrusting if it was an accidental issue.
The included, default Smooth Attachment is pretty good. It’s not as texturally or internally interesting as some of the other tips that the MiaMaxx fucking machine is compatible with, but it works out just fine as your standard, goes-with-anything stimulation. It really offers the least amount of resistance (since it’s pretty much just a simple insertable with no texture) compared to other attachments, and it doesn’t have a curved tip or anything. If you’re looking to just enjoy the pleasant sensation of something sliding in and out (which is what this toy does best!), the MiaMaxx Smooth Attachment is a very good place to be. No texture to mess around with or changes in thickness or anything. Just pure penetration – through and through. If you want other types of sensation (like texture or p-spot sensation), check out some of their other attachments. I’ll be doing a review on the MEZZ G-spot Sleeve – which is definitely more of the go-to for us. (It rarely leaves our MiaMaxx toy)
Cleaning the MiaMaxx thrusting dildo is a pretty pleasant experience. Since the tip of the sex machine just twists and pulls off, you can wash the majority of any use off within a couple of seconds with the stream of water (and no worry about harming the not-waterproof base). You’ll likely need to do some spot cleaning around the base of the thrusting dildo once you pull the tip off, but it generally isn’t much. The majority of the mess stays pleasantly contained to the removable tip (since that’s the insertable part). Make sure you let everything fully dry before putting it away, and when using lubricant with this thrusting dildo, make sure to use water-based lubricant.
Overall, the MiaMaxx fucking machine can be a really fun toy if you remember its limitations. It’s a great, introductory fucking machine to help fulfill your fantasies and sensation cravings without breaking the bank. I would highly recommend having some non hand-holding ideas in might before picking it up, but as long as you know how you want to use it and keep its limitations in mind, the MiaMaxx fucking machine provides genuine fucking machine pleasure at a much smaller pricetag. Plus, it’s body-safe, features simple interchangeable tips, and doesn’t require messing around with cords or any set-up time. Thanks to MEO.de for providing this handheld fucking machine for my MiaMaxx Fucking Machine review.
