Exactly what you think it would be, the MEO.de Dildo Stick with Vac-U-Lock Plug is a long, expandable metal pole equipped with a Vac-U-Lock tip. This tip allows you to stick any Vac-U-Lock compatible dildo onto the end of this fuck stick. To make it easy to use this set as soon as it comes, the Dildo Stick with Vac-U-Lock Plug includes both the dildo stick as well as a Vac-U-Lock dildo to get you started.
The stick itself is made from aluminum. At rest, it’s 14.25″ in length (without the dildo), but if you activate the two expandable areas, you can get a maximum length of 42″ in length (without the dildo). It’s long enough to easily touch my vaulted ceilings while comfortably sitting on the couch.
The included realistic dildo is made from TPE, and it’s 6.75″ in total length. It’s 1.5″ in diameter.
At first glance, both of my partners thought this was just another piece of camera equipment. To be honest, it would look very, very at-home with my other monopods, and if you’re a photography nerd, consider that an easy way to hide this piece of bondage equipment.
Curious? Let’s jump into the Master Series Dick Stick with Expandable Dildo Rod review:
What is a Dick on a Stick?
A Dick on a Stick is pretty much exactly how it sounds: it’s a dick (in this case, a dildo) attached to a long stick (in this case, a pole). The exact specs of those two items can really vary based upon what it is that you want.
For example, you can attach a realistic, life-like dildo to the end of the stick if you want – or your dick on a stick can feature a huge fantasy dildo.
Your “stick” can be a literally, wooden pole – or it can be a telescoping metal pole that’s more reminiscent of camera equipment than a sex toy. It can be as complicated or as simple as you want.
As long as it’s a dildo mounted onto a long pole/stick, you have yourself a dick on a stick.
Why Use a Fuck Stick?
As best as I can tell, Dick Sticks were popularized in porn – most notably, Kink.com’s stuff. I’d imagine their popularity in bondage porn happens for a couple of reasons, but honestly, there’s probably an explanation out there somewhere from a porn production company if you wanted to search for it:
- Elaborate bondage set-ups can make it difficult for a human body to get close enough for penetration. A small stick with a dildo attached, though? Well, that can fit into some tight spaces that a full human body can’t. Win for the dildo pole.
- Bondage Tops who are featured in porn aren’t necessarily porn stars. The 5-star rigger who does elaborate, beautiful rope ties isn’t necessarily a porn star and won’t necessarily be comfortable having sex with the star. This requires the use of sex toys – which are pretty common in bondage porn. Hand-holding the toy definitely gets the point across, but there’s only so many times you want to watch someone’s hand shoving a dildo inside someone else before you might want some variety. Hence: the dick on a stick.
- A fuck stick is slim and slender with virtually nothing to get in the way of camera angles. There’s no body to work around. This can make it a dream to shoot every possible angle when you’re trying to film porn.
- Most bondage porn’s primary audience is straight men. To avoid showing biological penises and hiring entire actors just for an aspect of the scene that the viewer may otherwise prefer wasn’t even there, it can be easier to use toys.
While it’s probably not as applicable for adult porn companies as it would be for you and me, there’s also another reason to use a dick on a stick: humiliation. Handholding or strapping on a dildo can feel intimate. Forcing someone to ride a dildo that’s just strapped onto a long pole, though? That’s further in the humiliation camp, and you can easily frame it that way with dirty talk.
How Does the Fuck Stick Work?
Unlike a standard, wooden dildo stick, the Dildo Stick with Vac-U-Lock Plug happens to be expandable. This means you can use your fuck stick a measly foot away – or you can up the intensity and use the stick from three feet away. It’s entirely up to what you want to do with your partner and how far apart you want them to be.
When the fuck stick is fully expanded, it doesn’t feel as stable as it does when it’s nice and compact at the smallest settings, but it doesn’t wiggle or fall apart. It still functions just fine as a fuck stick when it’s over 3 feet long – I just wouldn’t try to pull a lot of horizontal stress on its length. It can thrust and ram just fine, but horizontal movements feel a bit more challenging for it when it’s fully expanded. (That isn’t the case when it’s fully collapsed. The multiple layers of aluminum when it’s fully collapsed means it feels extremely solid.)
A cheeky addition (I’d guess), the Dick Stick Expandable Dildo Rod includes measurements on the expandable area. So as you expand your Dick Stick is, you can clearly (and quickly) see exactly how long you’ve made the Dick Stick. The dildo pole functions in the same way that a lot of expandable items do – twist the pole one way to release the locking mechanism, and twist it the opposite way to “click” it back into place when you’ve reached the desired length.
To aid you in fucking your partner with this fuck stick, the Master Series Dick Stick Expandable Dildo Rod includes two separate handles. Yes, two separate handles. It feels exactly like their beta testers figured out that most people would “two hand grip” this dildo rod – especially for heavier dildos or when the rod is fully telescoped. So, you get two separate handles to make that as comfortable as possible – and to ensure you’re never really touching the cold aluminum.
The handle at the very base is a really neat, curved handle with flared ends to help keep your hand in place. The flared ends do a really great job, and this is the handle that houses your hand that does a lot of the power thrusting.
The other handle is a fully rounded, lightly textured, foam handle. This handle is mostly for the hand that you’re using for stabilizing purposes. If you attempt to use it to put the power behind your thrusts, it tends to slip-slide around a bit more, but if you just use it for stabilizing purposes, the foam makes it a really comfortable grip – especially when you find yourself surprised that using a dick on a stick became a two-handed job. (I was very, very surprised to find a handle there the first time when I picked up the fuck stick. Then I used the stick, and I was thankful it was there.)
If you want even more stability, the fuck stick also comes with a heavy-duty wrist strap. This wrist strap doesn’t make it easier to thrust the stick, but it DOES allow you to keep the fuck dick stick close at-hand if you want to temporarily let go of it and use your hand for something else. The heavy-duty wrist strap is made from thick nylon straps and features a tightening buckle to allow you to get it very snug and tight on your wrist.
What Dildos Work with the Master Series Fuck Stick?
The tip of this Fuck Stick is equipped with a Vac-U-Lock plug. That means that this dildo pole will work with any dildos designed with a Vac-U-Lock hole in the base. The dildo stick does not include a flared base – or any other way to fasten a dildo onto the pole – so the Vac-U-Lock functionality is the limit of what you can use.
To make this as easy as possible as soon as you receive the MEO.de Dildo Stick with Vac-U-Lock Plug, the fuck stick actually comes with its own dildo. The included 6.75″ length, 1.5″ diameter dildo is made from TPE and designed to make it easy to start using the dildo pole right away (if you want). The dildo works fine, and we used it once just to test it – though we covered it with a condom. We really don’t use non-silicone toys anymore at this point in our lives.
I still, regularly, find myself surprised by how few silicone dildos there are out there for the Vac-U-Lock functionality. Doc Johnson (creator and owner of Vac-U-Lock tech) only offers a handfull of Vac-U-Lock compatible dildos. By “handful”, I mean less than 10. Despite it being such a popular technology that a lot of companies cater to, the selection of body-safe silicone dildos is still surprisingly small – at least at this point in time. (If you’re open to non-silicone options, though, MEO.de has quite a few phthalate-free in-house ones to choose from.)
Fantasy dildos tend to have more Vac-U-Lock options though. Off the top of my head, Mr. Hankey’s Toys is one of them.
I’ve also had success with Blush’s Lock On series fitting onto Vac-U-Lock items. We tried the Realm Realistic 8″ Lock-On Dildo (featured here) on this Fuck Stick, and it fit perfectly. I haven’t trialed the rest of the Lock-On line from Blush, but if they all use the same base, I’d imagine most of them would also fit onto the top of this Dildo Stick with Vac-U-Lock Plug.
Using the Master Series Dildo Stick
One of the first things that we noted was that our Expandable Fuck Stick seemed to be broken. As best as we can tell, the top of the Fuck Stick’s manufacturing adhesive had come undone, so the Vac-U-Lock attachment piece would slip off the top of the Dick Stick – leaving the dildo to just “slip off” the top of the dildo stick. Obviously, that would get in the way of using the toy.
When I’ve contacted MEO.de about defective toys in the past, they sent out replacements right away, so I wasn’t worried about that. They’ve always been fantastic with their customer service.
I actually attempted a home-fix for a more-selfish reason: I didn’t want to want for another new dick stick to arrive. With that in mind, since it seemed to be a simple adhesive fix, we grabbed some industrial strength super glue and glued the Vac-U-Lock tip back onto the Master Series Dick Stick with Expandable Dildo Rod. After letting it dry for a few days, that’s it. It’s good-as-new, and we’ve had no problems with it since.
And “no problems with it since” seems like a great way to put it because we’ve been getting some serious use out of the Master Series Dick Stick with Expandable Dildo Rod.
One of my favorite ways to use the Master Series Dick Stick with Expandable Dildo Rod has been to slide it into my partner’s butt while they’re on all-fours on the ground – then use the dildo fuck stick more like a weird, guiding leash or horse reins. I apply pressure to the side of the butt where I want my partner to turn while they’re crawling, so they essentially get this wordless way to crawl in front of me while feeling every instruction in their butthole while I’m walking behind them. It’s honestly been a weird and fun way to play. I could see that working swimmingly with a full equine get-up, and it works for some humiliation play too. How often do you receive crawling instructions from inside of your body?
Most notably, I feel like it’s important to remember that dildos can get hefty – especially silicone ones. Even this generic, near-7″ dildo that’s included with the Master Series Fuck Stick feels like one of the heaviest toys in the world when you have the dildo stick telescoped out to 4 feet away. You’ll want to keep this in mind before purchasing the Dick Stick with Expandable Dildo Rod. While we’ve had success using this with our large, thick, giant fantasy dildos, it also just gets to a point where it’s very, very difficult for me to hand-hold. If the dick stick is fully telescoped, we’ll add a stabilizing point mid-length for me to rest and move the dildo stick against – which helps support some of the toy’s weight.
Some of that “weight” issue gets solved as soon as you get the toy into a butt, though. While waving the dick stick around, the holder is having to support all of the toy’s weight. As soon as that toy goes into the hole where you want it, though, the person’s butt is literally taking some of the weight off of your hands.
Outside of the heft of the dildo, you’ll want to avoid overextending this dick stick. The Dick Stick Expandable Dildo Rod will let you extend it even further than it physically is designed to do. Try to be cognizant of that, and only expand the dildo rod as far as the included measurements printed on the stick. Don’t let your crazy metamour sit on the stick while it’s fully telescoped and in someone’s butt either. While fully telescoped, it is not strong enough to support any downwards weight in the middle of the stick.
Final Thoughts: My Review of the Master Series Fuck Stick
Master Series Dildo Stick with Vac-U-Lock Plug Review
Summary
If you’re looking for an easy way to explore playing with a Fuck Stick, the Master Series Fuck Stick makes it very simple. There’s no need to DIY your own stick – or try to figure out how to attach your favorite dildos to a pole. Instead, it provides everything you need to get started trying it on your own including the dildo and the Dildo Stick itself.
One of the coolest aspects of this Fuck Stick is its Vac-U-Lock design. This, essentially, means that you can use any Vac-U-Lock toy on the tip of the fuck stick. It allows the dildo pole to be streamlined, visually, while also ensuring that you can still use body-safe toys with it. I’m not particularly fond of the dildo that was included, but that’s part of what’s awesome: we can easily replace it with any other Vac-U-Lock dildo that strikes our fancy instead.
I’m not entirely sure how functional the telescoping feature is because it makes the stick so unwieldy to handle. It works as a hot visual (and a tease), so I’ve loved extending it fully to tease my submissive – then retracting it for play. With the Fuck Stick fully extended, though, it can feel a bit unwieldy. At best, you seem to get small, shallow thrusts with this dildo pole fully extended. It isn’t a bad thing, but it may not be what you’re going after.
The dual handles make the Dildo Stick with Vac-U-Lock Plug really easy to handle at the middle and shortest lengths. Even when (not if) you need to double-hand the Fuck Stick, the secondary handle makes it really comfortable on the fingers and provides some great support. This ensures that the dick stick can still provide some of the deeper thrusts you’re looking for – especially when fully compressed.
Overall, I’m really fond of the Master Series Dildo Stick with Vac-U-Lock plug. Not only does it look sexy, but the functional design also means that I can use my favorite dildos, adjust to the length I need the dildo pole to be, and I have two handles to comfortably thrust the dildo. It’s a winner from me!
