Update October 2023: It’s back! Fleshlight is offering this exact dildo during their Fleshlight Freaks limited edition collection this year! This usually ends right at the end of October every year, so if you want one, don’t wait on it!
UPDATE NOVEMBER 2021: Fleshlight offered this exact dildo during their Halloween sale this year. If you’re really into this Alien dildo, make sure to stop back in October 2022 to see if they do it again.
UPDATE APRIL 2021: While cleaning my closet, I found this pretty baby in there. Fleshlight Dildo review has been updated with nice, shiny photos that look a whole lot better than the old photos from 2012.
UPDATE JUNE 2020: The Fleshlight Freaks Alien dildo is no longer in production. Occasionally, Fleshlight brings back their “Fleshlight Freaks” line around Halloween, but I haven’t seen this dildo featured again. But hey – we can hope!
The Fleshlight Freaks Alien dildo is a silicone dildo made by Fleshlight. Designed to look like an alien penis, this dildo has a diameter of about two inches at the widest part and has a length of about eight inches. Built with a flared, testicle-like base, the Alien dildo does not have any room for a bullet hole or anything like that.
Like the rest of the Fleshlight Freaks dildos from Fleshlight, this alien dildo comes in a sturdy black box that showcases the blue dildo all on the outside of the packaging. There’s a tray inside the box that pulls out which was storing the dildo. The box is much bigger than the dildo itself, but it will work for storage pretty well as long as you’re prepared to have a pretty large box sitting around to protect your dildo. Fleshlight doesn’t include any storage pouch at all for storage of this sex toy, so again, keep that in mind.
The Fleshlight Freaks Alien dildo has a pretty interesting design. I don’t like it quite as much as the Fleshlight Cyborg dildo’s design, but I do still like the design. It’s a very bright blue in color, and the silicone material is quite shiny and grippy. The dildo has vein-like textures throughout the shaft, and it looks like Fleshlight designed the dildo with a start of having two “heads” on the penis as well. Aside from the double-headed-penis issue, though, the alien dildo looks about like a normal penis in texture-like design. It is blue, though, so that tends to set it apart. I could imagine it being an alien’s penis, but it’s definitely a unique design.
The biggest issue with the Fleshlight Freaks Alien dildo is the size of the dildo. It’s a pretty huge dildo. But it isn’t huge your average way. Instead, it’s really quite “oval-shaped” in how the width works. The underside to topside to penis is relatively thin, but, because of the double-head design, the side-to-side diameter is pretty large. You can see this in the pictures. The diameter from side-to-side is definitely larger than the average human male penis (and most dildos), so just be aware that this dildo definitely does require some warm-up for use, and it can feel pretty stretching as well. It feels a bit different than an average toy just because of the huge width (yet not-so-huge height).
The Fleshlight Freaks Alien dildo also is slightly flexible. It really doesn’t bend in half or anything, but it will bend slightly during use. As the Alien dildo has a slight downward curve, if you want g-spot usage, it works best to turn the dildo upside down, and with the testicles in the place they are, that actually makes it easier to handle. The curve isn’t extreme, though, and there’s flexibility in the dildo, so don’t expect to really get any intense g-spot pleasure from this Alien dildo. With the base, the Alien dildo is suitable for anal play, though, and with the semi-stiffness of the silicone, the dildo doesn’t bend under pressure with, so it slides in without too much fanagleling of the dildo’s angle. As the dildo is pretty darned wide, though, I’m not sure most people will be able to use this anally – I know we can’t, but through pressing the dildo, I can tell it will hold firm when trying to insert it.
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To clean this dildo, you can easily boil it in water for sterilization. If you want an easier way to clean it, you can always clean it with warm water and antibacterial soap as well. It’s only compatible with water-based lubricant, and for storage, as the material is a bit glossy, it does tend to pick up a bit of hair, so I recommend storing it in a separate bag or box to keep it out of harm’s way. Just make sure to treat your Fleshlight Freaks dildo with care, and it should last just fine.
Overall, if you know you can handle a more stretching sensation and a wider width than your average dildo, the Fleshlight Freaks Alien dildo works out just fine. It has an interesting design that really looks “alien”-like, and it’s made from a body-safe material that makes it fantastic to play with. It does require some extra lubricant because of the glossiness of the material. But if you have an alien fetish and are ready to do some warming up to use it, the Fleshlight Freaks Alien dildo is a quality toy that is well-made with good detailing.
