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The Cake Delicious Kisser Lip Plumper in Cookie Dough is a neat little tube of lip gloss that is intended to plump up your lips as well as make them glossy. It’s a Topco Sales product. The tube includes .20 fl ounces of lip gloss and is about as long as my index finger. While there isn’t an ingredient list on the packaging, the back of the packaging states that this lip gloss contains moisturizers, conditioners, and vitamins E and C. The expiration date is July of 2013, so it seems like your lip plumper should be good for three years past when you receive it.
The packaging for the Cake Delicious Lip Plumper is pretty basic. It’s just a tiny box. The box is pretty discreet – there is no mention of sex anywhere on the box at all. It just looks like a regular tube of lip gloss you could even pick up at your local store.
Sometimes I wonder about this Lip Plumper. After all, it is cookie dough. It kinda reminds me of all of the lip gloss I used to have as a little girl which is a fun flashback.
The lip gloss does taste like cookie dough which was surprising; I wasn’t expecting it to. However, I’m not sure if the cookie dough taste was really a turn-on as I half-expected it to be. It just kinda made me hungry.
On that same note, though, the cookie dough taste masked the chemicals that might have tasted bad about the lip plumper.
Like all lip plumpers, it definitely tingles. A lot. It’s almost slightly painful as much as it tingles. It was definitely tolerable though, but it did have quite a bit of tingling going on. It had more than most of the “tingling lubricants” you see. The tingling started directly after application and lasted for about another ten minutes. It became less noticeable towards the end of the ten minutes. After the tingly had finished, I could still feel the remnants of it.
The Lip Plumper comes in a regular lip gloss tube that you’d purchase real lip gloss in. The tube is a nice, firm plastic which will protect your lip gloss. The cap unscrews which has the lip gloss application brush. The brush can be used to apply the lip gloss to your lips. This lip gloss has no coloring to it, so it will just make your lips glossy.
I’m not sure if it really plumps up your lips. Every time I used it, I didn’t notice a difference in my lips. It did seem to make my lips a little bit more flushed than usual, but I don’t think it plumped them in any manner.
When my submissive gave me a kiss on the lips, he said that he could taste the cookie dough. He also said that it did make his lips a little bit tingly, but it wasn’t too noticeable.
Where we did find some success was during oral sex. While my lips were really tingly, he said he could definitely notice it on him. He likened it to the sensation of mint tingling which he said was a nice improvement over the lack of any tingling.
So while the lip gloss doesn’t seem to plump up my lips too much, it does bring a nice, healthy flush of blood to them. It also tastes really yummy and works great for sexual uses too. I’m just not sure the taste really equates to “sexy” in my mind. I’ve just been enjoying wearing it for non-sexual uses since the gloss on it lasts so long. Thanks so much to Topco Sales for sending this Cake Delicious Kisser Lip Plumper to try.
