Joylume Cloud Kiss Review

A tongue, a pair of lips, and suction, all in a toy that still manages to look playfully approachable? Yes, that’s right! Today, we’re deep diving into a Joylume Cloud Kiss review on this unique, mouth-replicating sex toy.

The Cloud Kiss partners multiple movements and stimulation types into a single toy. It provides a swirling tongue, a mouth that tightens and opens, vibrations, and light suction.

Controllable by two buttons on the Cloud Kiss’s surface, all 7 suction modes are controlled by a single button while all of the other functions are tied into a 7 modes on the other button.

All of the white material that touches your body is a liquid silicone. The silver and white exterior case is all made from a glossy, somewhat-slippery plastic. The Cloud Kiss is only splashproof (IPX6), so the slippery-ness of this case won’t matter as much; you ideally need to keep all bodily fluids, water, and lubes away from the handling area to avoid destroying the toy.

Plug-in rechargeable with a USB-C port (yay for easy charging!), the Cloud Kiss takes about 2 hours to fully charge to net you a nice hour of use time.

Made in Hong Kong, the Cloud Kiss’s packaging and warnings are all in Chinese. There are four pages in English in the instruction manual to provide very basic information. There’s a stickered warning on the bag the Cloud Kiss arrives in, but I have no idea what it says.

For discretion and easier travel, the Cloud Kiss has a magnetic lid that turns the toy into a large, oval egg, slightly larger than the size of a vitamin supplement bottle. This lid snaps on with a magnetic clasp and works flawlessly. This is how sex toy lids should be designed. I’ve never had it pop off accidentally (so the magnets are strong enough), but a light tug takes the lid off in seconds. No annoying clasps to worry about.

The Cloud Kiss is also equipped with a pre-heating functionality which warms the vibe up slightly before use. It is a very light warming; I’ve felt some sex toy pre-heating that feels like sliding into a warm bath. This one feels a bit more like putting on a sweatshirt. It’s slightly warmer than it started, but I wouldn’t necessarily say it’s worth putting time waiting for the pre-heat in order to use the toy. After 5 minutes, it still only feels slightly warmer than when it started. My fingers can tell a difference. My crotch cannot.

The Joylume Cloud Kiss is also equipped with app control functionality, as noted below, but it is not tested here. This Joylume Cloud Kiss review focuses on the physical structure and pleasure of the toy.

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Joylume Cloud Kiss Review: Is It Like Oral Sex?

Like this entire new wave of “tongue” sex toys, the Joylume Cloud Kiss‘s marketing claim is that it replicates oral sex.

In theory, I’d actually say that the Cloud Kiss is as close as I’ve seen a sex toy get. I’ll admit that adding in all of these features made the sex toy a bit…comically-odd looking, but I think all of those pieces working together makes it one of the closest approximations to oral sex that I’ve seen in a sex toy.

You have a swirling tongue in the middle of the Cloud Kiss. That does exactly as it shows; it swirls in circles. It’s noticeably smaller than a real tongue, but the movement itself can be replicated in a human mouth.

Surrounding that swirling tongue, you have a gigantic pair of “lips”. Those lips move a couple of centimeters in and out, surrounding the clitoris. This really replicates the micromovements a mouth would make the person focuses on using their tongue to provide the bulk of the pleasure.

Finally, the Cloud Kiss is also equipped with suction. This does a pretty solid job of replicating the real-life feel of someone attaching their lips onto you and providing a bit of hollow suction. The Cloud Kiss’s white lips have a bit of plushness to them, allowing the sex toy’s “mouth” to continue its movement without breaking the seal of the suction. (The suction is actually pretty impressive! It’s gentle enough that you can “pop!” it away from the body but strong enough that you definitely notice a difference in pleasure when using the Cloud Kiss without it.)

So, theoretically, the Cloud Kiss is the closest sex toy replication of oral sex I’ve ever seen.

In practice, all of those pieces work together exactly as I was hoping.

The flicking tongue flicks, giving you small, light touches to the clitoris as the toy is in place.

The mouth opens and closes, offering sensation around the clitoris too – including on the clitoral hood if you have it positioned as such.

Finally, that suction works too, providing a pleasurable level of gentle sucking within anything that’s in the mouth. You can easily “break” the suction easily by giving the toy a gentle tug, but it’s strong enough to help hold the toy in place and really draw your parts into the Cloud Kiss’s mouth.

Let’s Talk Pleasure

As I was setting up for this Joylume Cloud Kiss review, I was pretty excited. All of the sex toy’s functions seemed like they could partner together for some pretty explosive sensations.

And honestly, they do partner together pretty well.

They just partner together in a way that’s relatively gentle – and maybe not necessarily compatible with how I like my oral sex.

When I receive oral, I like to have long, broad strokes against my clitoris. To get closer to orgasm, I really enjoy firm pressure with back-and-forth sensations. That pressure, as I climb to orgasm, seems to be vital to my enjoyment – whether I’m using a vibe, a human mouth, or grinding on an inanimate object.

The Joylume Cloud Kiss felt fantastic to start. The suction feels delicious without being overwhelming, and even when completely unaroused, the flicking tongue was gentle enough to be pleasurable, with direct contact, when I first turned on the toy. I really loved my first 10 minutes with the toy.

The problem was trying to reach orgasm.

It just doesn’t have the sensations I need to orgasm. The tongue’s tip doesn’t feel like it provides enough pressure, and because the mouth is (quite literally) stopping me from getting the tongue closer to myself, I can never quite get the pressure I need for easy orgasms.

Through a month of Joylume Cloud Kiss review trials, I did manage to orgasm each time I used the toy, but I’ll admit, they were a bit hard-fought. Honestly, it did remind me of receiving oral sex with a lover. You know, when it feels good, but it’s not “quite” what you’re used to to get off, so you’re really focusing on orgasming with the sensation you’re being given? It felt like that.

Twice during my review trials, I was experimenting to see if I could get closer without the suction. Turns out, though, if you want just the suction off, you must fully turn the entire toy off.

Since the suction button also functions as the “power” button, if you try to only turn off the suction, it’ll simply turn off the full toy. If you’re someone who knows you’ll need to toggle the suction on and off as you get close to orgasm, this is something important to note.

It’s a pleasurable toy, but it’s better for me as a warm-up option. If you’re someone who does well with lighter pressure, though, this has the soft range to start you as a warm-up toy without a problem.

As a really impressive surprise, though, the Cloud Kiss sex toy NEVER locked up. No matter how hard I was pressing it against myself or how I had it positioned, it never jammed or stopped its movement. It always kept chugging along.

This is a Noisy Boi

According to the sex toy specs, the loudest the Cloud Kiss gets is 55 decibels, on-par with the sound of rain or an everyday conversation.

That’s about accurate.

However, it’s WHAT that sound is that’s making it less discreet. It isn’t just a loud hum. Due to all of the moving parts, the Cloud Kiss makes a lot of different noises. The suction area has a strong “suck in” partnered by an audible release. The tongue swirling and mouth makes a constant squealing noise.

If discretion is the utmost priority, you’ll have to be very careful with the Cloud Kiss. The noise is just too oddly unique, and it’s going to encourage someone to investigate what’s going on.

I’d categorize the toy as constantly going “squeaKEY, squeaKEY, squeaKEY” while a loud thrum sucks in and releases at a rhythmic pace.

It isn’t a constant loud noise that can fade into the background like a refrigerator or aid conditioning unit. The constant changing of pitch, partnered with the squeaking, will be a noise that someone will investigate.

It’s audible outside of a closed door on the lowest settings in a quiet house. On the medium to highest settings, even with music, some of the squeaking can be heard outside of a closed door.

Not every sex toy has to be discreetly quiet. This one just isn’t.

The noise does not get any quieter during use. It sounds exactly as loud as it is throughout your play session. I ended up having to turn up my porn in order to hear it over the sex toy’s noise.

The Control Buttons

The Cloud Kiss has two buttons on it.

One button controls the power and suction functionality. Press and hold to turn on the toy, and single press to increase the suction intensity/power.

(This is also the pre-heating functionality. Press and hold to turn on the Cloud Kiss, and then double-press the same button, and the button will turn red while the toy pre-heats itself. It does NOT perform any of its functions by default while pre-heating, allowing the toy to stay silent while it warms itself up before use.)

The other button controls the wiggling intensity of the mouth and tongue and the vibrations. All three of these sensations (movement of tongue and mouth plus the vibrations) are tied together on this single button.

Because these two functions are located on different buttons, you can independently control them. If you don’t want suction, don’t turn on the suction. You can also increase the intensity of one (the tongue with the lips with vibrations, for example) while leaving the suction at the same setting.

These buttons are relatively small compared to the entire surface of the Cloud Kiss, and they require a decent level of pressure to get them to activate. When your hand is free of lube and you’re staring at the toy, it’s no biggie.

When the toy may be covered in lube (or bodily fluids because you’re having a good time), these buttons can be difficult to press. They have required a two-handed press multiple times during this Joylume Cloud Kiss review period because I couldn’t get a single hand to apply enough pressure to push down the button.

Larger buttons, with an easier-to-press design, would help tremendously here.

Joylume Cloud Kiss Review: Let’s Talk Handling

Oval-shaped toys like this can be hit or miss for me. Sometimes, they feel too slippery and odd to keep in my hands, and other times, they can feel comfortable.

I’m happy to report that the Cloud Kiss stays really comfortably in my hand for one-handed use.

It really helps when you have the suction turned on. While the suction isn’t “pussy pump” level of suction, it does have enough of a suction that it helps keep the toy in place. The suction won’t hold it in place on its own, but it does mean your fingers need to do less of the work.

Because of the mouth’s design, the Cloud Kiss can also be pressed pretty firmly up against your vulva. The motor never jammed, no matter how firmly I pressed it up against myself. Being able to actively push it into myself helped with handling too, and I think this is primarily why it’s so stress-free to hold.

Unless I was actively trying to read the LED display (then I had to pull it away from myself), at no point was I fidgeting or fussing with handling. It just felt seamless. On occasion, for a particularly tough button press, I might have to use a second hand to help hit a button (which wasn’t my favorite).

If you’re playing with a lover, the Cloud Kiss has a small LED display on the top of the toy. This display shows the battery level and two numbers. Each number corresponds to the intensity level that that particular setting is at. For example, a “1” and a “4” (which will look like “14” on the toy’s display) will mean that the mouth/tongue is on setting “1” while the air suction is on setting 4.

These numbers are facing AWAY from the person the toy is being used on, so I’d assume they’re there for partnered use.

This can be pretty helpful for partnered play, though. If this is a toy you’ve primarily used solo and you know what you like, you can easily hand it over to a partner and say “I like 25”, and they can set it up to setting 2 and setting 5 with ease. It’s a good system.

App Control Functionality

For this Joylume Cloud Kiss review, I did not test any of the app control or AI functionality. However, it is something that Joylume built into the toy, if you’re interested.

There are two pages in the included instruction manual in English that provide a QR code and very basic information about what the app can offer (including an AI novel, AI image, remote control, video synchronization, voice control, and long-distance control).

If you don’t want to connect it to a cell phone app, the physical, mechanical pleasure portions of the toy are all still accessible via the two buttons on the body of the sex toy.

A Good Travel Friend

While we’re here, I really want to call out Joylume on a fantastic travel design. It’s absolutely amazing.

The Joylume Cloud Kiss has a lid that easily fastens with the two magnets built into it. The case pops on in seconds (no fasteners), and it’ll come off just as easily with a firm tug of an unlubed hand. I’ve never had it just fall off while in luggage or jostled around though. It’s the perfect level of magnetism.

With that lid on, the Cloud Kiss turns into a giant, plastic, white glossy “egg”. It’s not a known-looking object, so people would explore it if they found it, but at first glance, it doesn’t have any sort of “IM A SEX TOY” look about it.

Since the buttons require that firm touch to turn on, I’ve never had the toy accidentally turn on during travel either. For added safety, the Cloud Kiss also comes with a drawstring storage bag you could tuck the vibe into. This is one of the few toys where I think the drawstring bag is unnecessary though. It does a great job protecting itself and staying fastened without it.

The included drawstring storage bag will easily fit the charging cable and instruction manual, though, for keeping all the accessories together.

Final Thoughts: Joylume Cloud Kiss Review