In all my time playing with sex toys (which is what, going on eleven years now?), I don’t think I’ve seen anything quite like the Zumio. Instead of focusing on the “broad pleasure spot” approach, the Zumio was designed for absolute, pinpoint pleasure. (We’re talking millimeters here!) Not only that, but the Zumio doesn’t vibrate. Instead, the tip of this clitoral sex toy does tiny, little rotations – similar to how most people tend to self-stimulate the clitoris with their hands.
This means, when you place the Zumio down on a table, it doesn’t buzz around or move at all. It stays in place while the little tip of the Zumio continues its tiny rotations. After years of watching a vibrator travel around the table, this is pretty much mind-blowing. When you place the Zumio on a flat surface, it stays perfectly still – and only lets off a little humming from the rotation of the tip.
It really, really does feel like my own fingers – but with a serious power upgrade. There’s no way my fingers can comfortably replicate the rotations the Zumio can put out on the highest settings.
Want to read my full review? It’s up on Kinkly now.
Too lazy? Yeah, that’s cool – but honestly, I like to think it’s a good read. The takeaway:
- The Zumio takes 16 hours to charge. I’ve never met a toy in my life that takes this long. As long as you aren’t someone who tends to let your vibrators drain to empty before charging, you likely won’t notice after the initial charge because of the Zumio’s decent lifespan.
- The rotations on the Zumio are REALLY REALLY intense. They’re well-beyond what my finger can provide. They are easily “force my body into an orgasm within 30 seconds” if I’m not careful. That being said, FORCING my body into orgasm is actually relatively unpleasant and not great.
- So with that in mind, Zumio really needs to be used lightly. When I use it with a light hand, it feels amazing and like an automated replacement for my finger. It doesn’t necessarily have the “animalistic” mental intensity of grinding against or humping up against other types of vibrators to “earn” your orgasm – but more like a precise, laid-back way to guarantee an orgasm without even breaking a sweat.
The Zumio is definitely the sex toy for those people out there who prefer their own finger rubbing to vibrators (I’m generally in that camp!). Just be aware that it needs to be used like a precise instrument because the sensations can get overwhelming REALLY fast if you aren’t careful.
Sound TOO intense? Zumio also has the Zumio XS – which is the same power and motor but with a broader tip and wider rotations. Still intense – but not nearly the same stratosphere.
