Asian Invasion Playing Cards Review

November 11th, 11   •   Posted by Mistress Kay   •   1 Comment
Asian Invasion Playing Cards

Showing the front of the box

The Asian Invasion Playing Cards is a regular deck of 52 cards but has pictures of Asians on each card. It’s manufactured by California Exotics and sold by Adult Sex Toys. The cards feel a little thinner than what I’d usually expect from high-quality playing cards. The cards all come together in a regular playing card box. Joker cards are also included in this deck.

The box isn’t very discrete. The front shows a clothed Asian female with the “Asian Invasion Playing Cards” title plainly written on the front. The cards have the title of the cards printed all over the box, so there’s really no way to hide the cards in a discreet manner without someone asking about what’s inside the box.

For some odd reason, I hadn’t assumed the Asian women would be naked. I know now that that was silly, but I had assumed that all of the women in this deck would be dressed sexily like the girl on the front of the box. I hadn’t assumed they’d all be naked, strewn out in awkward positions, and whatnot. I’m not sure if showing the vagina and breasts is what average men find attractive, but in our group of four people playing with these playing cards, not a single female or male was really attracted to any of it. I think I’m starting to appreciate the beauty of subtle sexuality.

Asian Invasion Playing Cards

Showing examples of some of the cards

All of the women included in the cards are of thin weight. They don’t look “supermodel” thin, but they are smaller than the average women. However, the deck does throw in a few women that do have regular body weight like a size 6/8 or so – it’s definitely refreshing to see. However, I’m confused aout the Asian part of this. Some of the women look half-Asian, but for the most part, the women just look exotic and not Asian at all. Some just look like regular Caucasian women.

Unfortunately, the positions that California Exotics chose to put them in isn’t the most flattering either. In each shot, the vaginal and the breast are being shown off and sometimes the anus. This leads to really awkward, not-body flattering positions. You’ve got women crouched over things and spreading themselves, women holding up their legs like a dog would pee, women with really confused facial expressions, and all sorts of oddities. I can honestly say I only found about two cards of this entire deck that were reasonably attractive. Adding to that is the fact that most of these pictures look to be from the nineties since most of the women are sporting natural breasts and lots of obvious tan lines. A few women’s pubic hair is completely shaved bald while a coupld have minimal/trimmed pubic hair. A couple of the women are painted in tiger paint which is odd too.

Asian Invasion Playing Cards

Showing the backside of the cards

The backsides of the cards are pretty boring. The backside just says “Video Team” with a logo of the photographer’s company on it. Definitely not enhancing your playing experience at all. The front side of the card does include the suit of the card as well as a number. Each number’s side faces the opposite direction, but the women on the card only face one direction, so it works best to play with the cards facing the same way.

We ended up being pretty unaroused by these cards – in the slightest. In fact, it left me with a bad taste of wanting to see any woman naked for awhile. I just don’t think these cards were done quite as tastefully as they could have been, and the women weren’t positioned in a way that would make their bodies look pleasant and arousing – they were just positioned so you could see their vaginal and breasts. Which, to me, isn’t the point of looking at someone naked. I feel like these cards could have really done a lot better by using more Asian-looking models, taking modern pictures, and focusing on positioning the full body attractively – not just the genitals. However, if what I’ve described sounds attractive to you, you can check out these Asian Invasion Playing Cards at this sex toy store along with other Adult Games.

1 Comment on "Asian Invasion Playing Cards Review"

Dr. Steve Brule says...
December 30th, 2011

This review is no good, ya dummy. I think these cards are great. Seeing their “vaginal and breasts” makes my dingus dance.




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