UPDATE JANUARY 2024: The BMS Enterprises Large Lockable Vibrator Case is no longer in production; it’s unfortunate because it really is a sturdy case. This sex toy review remains for anyone who wants information about this storage. While you’re here, why not check out my BDSM advice, femdom advice, and Fleshlight advice?
The Large Lockable Vibrator Case is a large case intended for sex toy storage that is made from metal, vinyl, and suede. This case comes in both black and pink. The case is definitely large at almost nine inches tall and 15 inches long. The lid of the case opens up into two separate sides. Each of the sides is held together at the top by the two separate locking mechanisms. While there isn’t any extra storage space from the lids, there is a small tray that sits on top of the main storage area that allows for another layer of storage. The locking mechanisms are the three-number-dial type, and once the number is correct, you can just flick the opening latch, and it will open.
Since this is a sex toy storage case, it’d be a little silly if it came in its own packaging. So it doesn’t. It just comes with some little bags of the “Do Not Eat – I Make Things Smell Fresh” stuff as well as a piece of paper that gives you the instructions to change the number code. The instructions are extremely easy to follow, and make it easy to change your code. A piece of foam was wrapped around the outside metal handle to protect it from scratches. An easy-to-remove tag also hung off of the chest from the handle. This is apparently made by BMS Enterprises.
The material can be a little difficult to understand, so I figure I’ll explain it. Basically, the entire case is really, really firm. Like bookshelf-wood firm. But it’s also thin to make the case. The outer black portions of the case are all vinyl with the silver shiny parts being metal. Inside of the toy box, all of the box is lined with the suede material. (The suede isn’t softened; in fact, I think it has an extra coating of chemicals to keep the suede relatively mess-resistant.) The materials all come together in a nice way with all of the pieces seem well put together. The lining isn’t pulling away from the edges of the box at all, and the only complaint I can really find with the way it was made is that the middle storage tray likes to be a bit of a pain to move sometimes. (It moves from the middle to the side so you can access the bottom of the box.) The case is really light to carry around (though it gets heavy if you load it up with toys) and is exactly the weight that I’d expect something of this size to weigh.
The locking mechanisms work great. I haven’t had any problem with them getting stuck or anything. In fact, it brings up good memories. When I was younger, my father used to have a suitcase that had these same locks, and my sister and I just loved to open them for a sake of opening them. It’s enjoyable. This case proves to be the exact same. The locks come with a red piece of plastic through the “center” of all of the dials to keep them at the default 000 position so the case will unlock. The case does come locked, but that red piece of plastic (or common sense. These things are always defaulted to 000.) should allow you to open it and retrive the instructions. I chose to keep mine at 000 since I don’t have anyone who will steal from this (and it’s likely I’d forget the number), but if you have nosy roommates or curious children, setting the lock to other numbers will keep unwanted guests from reaching your sex toys. As you can imagine, both locks have to be unlocked for the case to open up.
The inside is nicely lined as well. I wouldn’t set out to spill lubricant or other ickies on it, but it honestly wipes off really easily with a damp washcloth. I wouldn’t be concerned about spilling on this (I’d be more concerned about the lubricant spilling on your other toys.) For this reason, I like to keep my lubricant in the top storage shelf of this case. It’d be awesome if storage pouches were added to the two lids, but they aren’t. A girl can hope though, right?
I think this would fit in relatively well into most rooms. It wouldn’t keep a burglar out or anything, but for nosy people? It works great since they can’t open it. (They might ask what’s in it, but you can say memorable items.) It doesn’t take up that much room but allows you to store a good deal in a small amount of room. For the average sex toy user, this will easily fit all the toys you own. I’d recommend it for those who have nosy visitors, those who want to keep their sex life secret, or people who have a need for privacy in a small area (dorm, living at a parent’s house). It doesn’t look amazingly “discreet”, but the lock will keep most people from inquiring further after they realize they can’t open it. Just make sure you don’t store the case with the code already plugged in. (That’s probably the most annoying part about this case too. If you want to use it in the dark, the code needs to be already there or you need to turn on a light to get at your toys.)
So what will this store? Pretty much everything. This will fit the Hitachi Magic Wand inside of it. It will fit most rabbit vibrators as well (worth mentioning since rabbits have a large width because of the clitoral attachment.) If you have mostly traditional, long and skinny vibrators, you can easily fit at least ten in here. With smaller toys that aren’t so long (like Lelo toys), you could easily get away with more than ten. It really just depends on what toys you want to keep – especially if you consider that you could possible “pile” up the toys past the base since the lids will keep them stored. The tray on top is about an inch deep and two inches wide and will fit traditional vibrators, lubricant, condoms, or other relatively not-thick toys. We haven’t decided what we’re going to keep in here for long-term storage, but whatever it is, we’ll be able to fit a lot of it in this case.
Storing lubricant in here shouldn’t hurt the case because of the nice, water-resistant material. To wipe it down, a damp washcloth with some water will work wonders. The outside of the case can be wiped down as well, and the metal will appear more shiny if wiped down. Be careful about your toys touching inside of this case, so learn what materials can touch each other and what materials can’t before you shove them all together. (If you have jelly toys, PLEASE put them in a plastic baggie first. They are the worst offenders at ruining other toys. They also tend to stink up small areas like a case.) This case is small enough to easily fit on a bookshelf or stored underneath the bed. You could even slip it into a pillowcase if you wanted extra “stealth”.
I’m fond of the Large Lockable Vibrator Case. It’s a neat case that will easily hold most people’s collections, and for me, it’s going to help hold some of mine in a nice, discreet way that keeps them away from harm. The case is high-quality and should last a long time. As a sidenote, if you are looking at purchase one case but are unsure between this one and the Small Lockable Vibrator case, go with this one if the size it takes up isn’t an issue. It stores so many more toys and will give you room to grow. The Large is twice the price, but you honestly get four times the storage.
