An affordable fucking machine is finally within your reach with the Kink Power Banger Fucking Machine. Compatible with all Vac-U-Lock attachments, this machine offers incremental speeds all the way up to 195 strokes per minute. It also offers an adjustable angle within a 90 degree angle. Each stroke length is 60mm. Equipped with four optional suction cups for smooth floor use, this Kink Fucking Machine is designed for AC 100-240V, 50-60HZ power, but it includes a power adapter for international use. The machine is 16″ in length (with the arm at the shortest length), 9″ in width, and a height of 7″. It’s relatively lightweight at about 5 and a half pounds.
The Power Banger fucking machine comes packaged in a decorated cardboard box. This box comes packaged inside plain, brown discreet box from BoudoirNoir. This box includes interior Styrofoam and cardboard that’s specifically cut-out to hold the Power Banger in place and ensure it stays safe during shipping. The box has a handle to easily tote the box around, but judging by the shape of my box after just using it for a couple weeks, I’d say the original box isn’t a long-term storage option if you plan on traveling with it. It also isn’t particularly discreet, so you wouldn’t want to travel outside with it. For in-the-house storage, it might work a-okay.
The Kink.com Power Banger comes with the machine itself, four optional suction cup feet, instructions, a power converted for international use, an optional handle, the power cord and brick, and the remote cord and remote.
The thing that the Power Banger DOESN’T come with is the dildo itself. You can not use the Power Banger straight out of the box without already owning a Vac-U-Lock dildo – or purchasing a Vac-U-Lock dildo alongside the Power Banger. It does not include any attachments. Make sure to have attachments that work for it when you pick it up – I don’t want to see your enthusiasm get killed when you figure out you can’t use your brand new toy quite yet. However, the Kink by Doc Johnson fucking machine is compatible with any Vac-U-Lock dildo – whether small or large. As long as it’s a Vac-U-Lock dildo, it will fit fine.
Set-up is the first thing you’re going to encounter when you go to use the Kink.com Power Banger. Luckily, it’s pretty much self-explanatory and doesn’t really take much effort – which is exactly what most people want to hear when it comes to getting to play with a toy that’s going to pleasure them. Place the Power Banger on a flat surface. All cords come unconnected which makes it easy to position. If it’s a tiled surface, I recommend using the optional suction cup attachments. The machine has two small textured wheels on each side of the thrusting post. Unscrew those, and you can adjust the actual angle where the machine is pointing in a 90-degree arc. There’s also a small textured wheel that tightens/loosens to allow you to reposition or remove the optional handle that’s located on the thrusting shaft of the toy.
Once you have the machine in place, plug in the power brick to the power-in port. Super easy. Once you’ve done that, plug the remote’s two cables into the power-out port. Again, really easy. You then just push the base of your Vac-U-Lock dildo onto the Vac-U-Lock post, and done! Ready to fuck and play. (The Vac-U-Lock post DOES come unscrewed from the machine itself, so if you’re having a hard time getting enough leverage to get the dildo to slide in, you can unscrew it and put it on a hard surface).
Again, you’re talking less than 30 seconds from start to finish. You can jump straight into playing without fussing with many cords. The cords stay nice and untangled, and it’s really easy to get things easily positioned before you fuss with plugging things in. It’s a good design.
Easy for a third person to control, the Kink Power Banger machine comes with an off-unit remote that attaches to the fucking machine via a cord. This cord is relatively long, and you can sit far enough away that you can’t actually touch the “rider” and still be able to control it. This makes it really easy to use for self-control as well. It’s really up to you. The remote is equipped with a single spinning dial that goes from “slow” to “fast”. There are no numerical values on it, so it’s not too easy to say “I like it on a 3!” It’s just a matter of trying until you find the right setting.
The Power Banger can be played with on any surface. This Kinky fucking machine comes with four optional suction cup “feet” that can be added onto the feet of the machine. This allows for play on hard surfaces without the machine sliding against the floor. With some of the more intense thrusting settings, the fucking machine will shake back and forth. Very thin carpet seems to allow the machine to move more during use. Anal sex (and meeting any “resistance” during thrusting such as tight muscles), seems to allow the machine to move more during use. If you’re not taking advantage of the suction cups because it’s a carpeted area or a bed or something, I’d really recommend placing the machine’s backside up against a wall or up against a heavy object. It keeps the fucking machine pretty well in place. If using it on a flat surface, though, the suction cups work fine.
So, now that we’ve covered the basics, how well does it work? Well, it works pretty amazingly. It seems to work best when there’s little resistance coming back at the machine – such as with vaginal use or if someone is pretty relaxed and ready for anal sex. However, if there’s some resistance, the machine might end up moving away from the person you’re thrusting into – so the suction cups or placing the machine up against the wall really helps. Being able to adjust the machine to various angles also helps get the right angle for smoother penetration. While we’ve had to use a box for doggy-style penetration (as the machine is relatively short in height), it isn’t too hard to find a box or other item to “lift” the Power Banger to the height that you’ll need.
The speed settings are going to be more-than-enough for most users as well. It definitely can start at a slow, teasing crawl, and the higher settings are much closer to the “pounding” sensation you’d expect with a sex machine. While the machine does automatically power-down if it begins to overheat, we’ve had the machine on for 40+ minute sessions without it seeming warm to the touch or shutting itself off.
We’re also particularly fond of how easily the machine sets up. Plug in a few cables, and it’s ready to go.
The most important thing to know about this fucking machine is its limiting factor: it can only use Vac-U-Lock dildos. These dildos are made by Doc Johnson and Doc Johnson alone. That means you’ll have to choose from the currently-available Vac-U-Lock options. However, MANY sex machines only allow you to use two or three attachments that come with the machine itself, so having the 40+ Vac-U-Lock options available is definitely an improvement. Doc Johnson does make some “Platinum” (silicone) Vac-U-Lock dildos in various sizes. Nothing too insanely huge if you’re a size queen/king. We’re currently working on a work-around to use any flared base in the machine. We’ll see if I can figure it out.
There shouldn’t be much to clean on the Power Banger itself. All of the bodily fluids and lubricant should stay on the attachment itself. However, the entire external material of the fucking machine is made of plastic, so if you get anything on the machine itself, use a slightly-damp washcloth to wash off the mess. Do NOT get this anywhere near a water source – as it’s not even a little-bit waterproof. Make sure to select lubricants that are compatible with the attachment material you’re using.
As for storage, as mentioned before, this fucking machine can be stored in the original box. This box comes with a handle on top, and it will honestly be suitable for a decent amount of home use before the box becomes unusable. However, as the box as entirely not-discreet, you’ll likely want to invest in a plastic tub or other large box to store the toy if you plan on regularly taking it in public. The interior Styrofoam and cardboard plates can be moved to your new container to help keep the fucking machine from bouncing around once in storage.
Overall, if you’re wanting a simple, gets-straight-to-the-point, easy fucking machine, the Kink.com Power Banger fucking machine is exactly what you’ll want. There aren’t tons of dials to mess with. You don’t have to reassemble and unassemble the item after each use. You don’t have to worry about where you use the machine – or getting your body into the correct angle. The Kink Power Banger, while it doesn’t offer all of the customization of some sex machines that can cost 3 times as much, provides the sex machine experience in an easy-to-use package that’s going to be perfect for most users. Thanks to BoudoirNoir for providing the Kink.com fucking machine for my Kink Fucking Machine Power Banger review.
