Good Clean Love Almost Naked Personal Lubricant Review

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Good Clean Love Almost Naked Personal Lubricant

Almost entirely organic, Good Clean Love makes lubricant and body products designed to be friendly to your body and sex life. Aloe-based lubricant, this lube was designed to be as gentle as possible – even to those with very sensitive skin. Safe for use with toys and condoms as well as fertility-friendly, this lubricant is 100% vegan, glycerin-free, petrochemical-free, and paraben-free. It’s Oregon Tilth Certified 95% Organic, and it’s available in a 4 ounce full size and a 1.5 ounce travel size.

The bottle design is an important aspect of lube, and Good Clean Love obviously thought about that with the Almost Naked personal lubricant. The squeeze bottle works particularly well for application. While I think I still prefer pump-tops, this makes it a whole lot easier to get all of the lubricant out – ensuring you don’t waste any. Do store it upright, though, as the gel-like consistency makes it a pain in the butt to get out unless gravity has it near the cap in the first place. If traveling, put this out ahead of time to let gravity push everything towards the cap. It squeezes nicely, and I’ve never had any issue with the bottle leaking.

Organic AND perfect? You’d think it isn’t possible, but I have no qualms about this lubricant at all. Kink friends I’ve shown it to say it’s some of the best natural lubricant they’ve seen. I think I agree. It doesn’t get too gummy, lasts a long time, doesn’t have any scent to it, absorbs nicely into the skin, and a little goes a long way.

Good Clean Love Almost Naked Personal Lubricant
Back of the Good Clean Love Almost Naked Personal Lubricant

A single bottle of this lubricant might last you awhile. A little bit goes a long way with this stuff. Put a little dollop on the penis, and it’ll easily cover the whole thing. About a quarter-sized amount is all that’s needed to cover that area while a half-dollar-sized will cover an entire hand without too much issue. That gives you lots and lots of uses from a single bottle.

It actually stays slick for a surprisingly long time as well. Very rarely is application needed. I’ll occasionally add a bit more for anal sex usage, but it seems perfectly fine for vaginal usage. It has a pretty long-lasting slickness to it, and it doesn’t get gummy or sticky when it dries. I’m not entirely sure how they managed to do it with mostly organic ingredients, but it works so much better than most of the non-organic lubes that I’ve touched.

Whether you’re using it for anal play or vaginal play, be aware that this lubricant has a very gel-like consistency. That’s not a bad thing! You can easily squeeze the bottle to put lube wherever you’d like, and for the most part, it actually stays where you squeezed it. No running down the sides of toys or a penis onto the bed. It will very, very slowly succumb to gravity, but it has a thicker, gel-like consistency instead of feeling like water.

Good Clean Love Almost Naked Personal Lubricant
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Curious about ingredients? Ingredients for the Almost Naked Good Clean Love lubricant are: Organic Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Xanthan Gum, Agar, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Sodium Lactate, Lactic Acid, Natural Flavors.

Cleaning this lubricant up is pretty easy. Honestly, you may not even need to. I find that this lubricant tends to absorb back into my skin pretty well as long as you don’t use too much. If you do want to clean it up, regular toilet paper cleans it up pretty well – wet wipes work too. Showers will rinse it all off too. It’s a pretty minimalist type of lubricant, and I’ve never had any issue with irritation, so unless it’s annoying me in some manner, I tend to just let my body dry it up over time.

Overall, I really enjoy this lubricant. It does have some interesting characteristics that require you to have some forethought for using (such as storing it correctly and upright), but it’s nothing that makes it not worth using. It’s a high-quality lubricant with ingredients that agree with my body and have seemed to work great for other people’s bodies as well. Thanks to Good Clean Love for providing this organic lubricant for my Good Clean Love Almost Naked Personal Lubricant review.

Mistress Kay
Mistress Kay
Sex toy reviewer, kink educator, and weirdo who is constantly staging pretty photos for sex toys.

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