For those who are born with a vagina but are looking for the ability to pee while standing (for whatever reason), the Mr. Fenis, sold by UberKinky, offers a realistic tool to do just that. Made from body-safe silicone, this STP device is 7.75″ in length and comes in multiple skin tone colors. Basically acting as a “funnel”, this realistic STP toy allows a vagina-owning person to place the packer between the legs in order to stand to pee (and not make a giant mess).
While a lot of people use STP (stand to pee) devices for gender play or identity, there are non-gendered reasons to use a STP device. For one, if you’re in a gross restroom (or god forbid, an outhouse or porta-potty), using a STP device can make things easier. It also can provide more privacy when needing to pee outside while camping as it doesn’t require full removal of the clothing. Also, for some women, the act of urinating outside can become a very messy experience. When used correctly, the Mr. Fenis realistic STP toy makes a minimal mess. For whatever reason you want to use the Mr. Fenis, it’s a realistic option for your STP needs.
The Mr. Fenis toy comes in a little plastic bag – similar to a resealable sandwich bag. As the material of the Mr. Fenis is a bit tacky, it tends to stick to the plastic material, so it’s not a fantastic way to keep it for regular uses. It does, however, come with a small sheet of instructions that helps introduce you to the idea of using a Stand-To-Pee device if you’ve never used one before.
How do you use one of these? Well, it’s not nearly as hard as you’d think. BUT do expect to need to spend at least a week practicing before you can take this in public and expect to make a minimal mess. You can probably use it in an outdoor/indoor toilet-type setting within a day’s worth of practice, but part of being in public is that you don’t want to make any “oops!” messes, so you’ll want to be more proficient.
It basically just requires a bit of practice and learning where to position things. You’ll want to spread your legs a bit while standing and spread the vaginal lips while placing the Mr. Fenis between your legs and pressed up against your body. You’ll want the tip of the STP device to be lower than the part up against your body to make everything want to “move” downstream. After that, you just go! If you tend to pee very quickly, you might want to dial it back a notch since it is possible to overfill the funnel capabilities and have it back up and make a mess. With time, you’ll learn exactly how much you can and can’t do.
For your first couple of tries, I’d really recommend trying it in the shower without any clothing. You’ll get some splash back on your legs, but you can take a quick shower afterwards if need be. I don’t recommend trying IN the actual shower as you’ll have an issue telling what’s “you liquid” and what’s “shower liquid” to know if you’re doing things correctly.
As a funnel, it’s important that the Mr. Fenis be able to expel liquids as quickly as you provide it, or you’ll have a mess. This means that the “peehole” is a bit larger than you’d see on a standard dildo or human. However, as long as you’re not attempting to overflow it, the Mr. Fenis does a good job of expeling just as fast as you give it to it. The larger hole tip makes it easier to clean after use as well.
The silicone material is soft – but not super-soft. It folds into a roll if need be, but it also holds its firmness pretty decently. I haven’t tried it as a packer, but for those who use packers, other reviewers have remarked that it works fine for that. For use, all you need to do is hold the tip of your “penis” like penis-owners do, and the funnel part itself will stay exactly where you put it. This is the perfect amount of flexibility for a toy like this. Absolutely no complaints.
The only issue with the Mr Fenis Stand TO Pee Device STP, for me, comes in the problem of “storage options”. I want my STP device to be available anytime I want it, and the material of the Mr. Fenis makes it difficult. The silicone is a tacky-type of silicone that tends to stick to plastic bags (doesn’t leave residue or anything, but doesn’t just “slide on out!”) At the same time, the material picks up a ton of hair and lint. So pockets and many cloth-type bags are a no-go. It’s a frustrating experience, and despite trying a lot, I still don’t have a good storage concept answer. I’m going to need to try silk or satin (maybe neoprene?) because the cotton and poly-mixed fabrics I’ve tried thus far leave a lot of fuzz on it.
With the silicone material, if you’re careful, cleaning should be pretty simple. After every use, give it a quick rinse in water. Pretty regularly, you should also give it a thorough cleaning in warm water and anti-bacterial soap. Of course, as it’s silicone, don’t forget you can use boiling or a bleach and water method to sterilize it once in awhile as well. Storage can be a pain, as aforementioned, though, and cleaning it with most towels or paper towels leaves little fuzzies on it. I still haven’t found the best solution yet.
Overall, while the constant fuzz and hair attractant make it frustrating to use the Mr. Fenis at times, it hasn’t stopped me from wanting to use it. The Stand-to-Pee device does a really good job of moving urine flow in a way that allows vagina-owners to be able to stay while peeing without making much of a mess. The realistic design adds a bit of realism for kink or identity-related reasons. I just wish the material wasn’t such a lint-magnet. Despite that, it’s still my favorite Stand-to-Pee device that I own. Thanks to UberKinky for providing this realistic Stand-to-Pee device for my Mr Fenis STP review.
