Mushrooms? As a vibrator? It’s real, it’s adorable, and I want to introduce it to you in this Woo More Play Mushroom Vibez review.
Exactly as described, the Mushroom Vibez is a discreet, playful, 10-speed vibrator disguised as a spotted mushroom. This “mushroom” is waterproof with a rechargeable design with vibrations focused in a large, round mushroom-shaped head.
The Woo More Play Mushroom Vibez has a full silicone design with a single control button underneath the stem’s base. It’s about 2.75″ in height with a mushroom head diameter of about 2.5″. The stem is about 1.5″ in length.
Designed to sit out on your vanity, the Mushroom Vibez toy has a flat base. This flat base is surprisingly functional, and you can set the Mushroom Vibez out on a table, and it won’t fall over. It’s a pretty sturdy base as well; for this Mushroom Vibez review, I hipchecked my bedside table multiple times, and while a tube of lip balm fell over every time, the Mushroom Vibez toy stayed upright.
The Mushroom Vibez sex toy is rechargeable with a battery that taps up after an hour of charging.
A Mushroom Vibrator?
I hadn’t really thought much about it, but a mushroom is kinda a natural shape for replicating a wand massager’s broad head without needing to attach an entire wand massager handle. With the Magic Wand Waterproof just sitting on my desk next to me, I figured I’d compare the two, and their breadth is surprisingly similar.
The Mushroom Vibez mushroom head is more spherical than the Vibratex wand’s head, but they’re pretty close to similar in size. You’ll end up with more contact with the wand’s head (as it’s flat on the top) with the Vibratex wand, but the Mushroom Vibez head gives a lot more contact than your average vibrator and without the weight and size of a wand massager.
So that’s super cool. I hadn’t necessarily sat down to think about how a mushroom might offer actual benefits as a vibrator.
Woo More Play Mushroom Vibez Review: Those Vibrations
The vibrations of the Woo More Play Mushroom Vibez toy are focused on the broad “mushroom” head of the toy. The vibrations can be felt all along the mushroom head. Pressing the top-most tip of the mushroom head onto your desired pleasure spot gives you the most intensity. However, if you use the “edges” of the mushroom on your desired pleasure spot, you still get about 75% of the vibration setting’s intensity. The vibrations travel pretty nicely all along the entirety of the spotted mushroom head.
The 10 vibration modes are controlled by a single button underneath the stem. This single button is well-marked and makes a nice, satisfying “click” when you press it. It’s located in the very center of the bottom of the stem, so it’s pretty simple to locate sight-unseen as well.
It’s a press-and-hold to turn on the toy with single presses scrolling through the 10 vibration modes. You have 5 steady vibration modes and 5 vibration patterns to choose from.
Woo More Play Mushroom Vibez Review: Vibrations in the Hand
Unfortunately, a smaller toy means you’ll end up with some vibrations in your hand. Quite a bit of the vibrational intensity ends up in your fingers as you grip the Mushroom Vibez.
You get a decent amount of the vibration in your fingers; I’d say it’s about 50% of the vibrator’s total output. If you’re sensitive to finger vibrations, this is something you should know.
How Does It Feel?
I love how approachable and simple the Mushroom Vibez is to use. The mushroom design is adorable without feeling over-the-top, gendered, or patronizing. It just…makes sense. Of course you’d use a mushroom, with its little handle/stem, as a vibrator. It makes more sense than a cherry or some of the other “everyday objects as sex toys” we have out there.
This innate understanding also works in its favor for use. When you pick it up, your brain kinda “knows” that the mushroom head is the usable end while the stem feels at home in your fingers. WooMorePlay did a great job with a chonky “stem” for the mushroom; it really fits between the fingers nicely as a handle. It goes between fingers easily, it presses up against the palm easily, and it feels like the handle allows for multiple grips without a second thought. It just kinda feels “right”.
Once you have the Mushroom Vibez in your grip, using it makes sense too. I never thought about looking for the control button; it made sense it was at the base of the stem. A couple of trial presses of the Mushroom Vibez button eventually backlit the button, letting me know it was on, as it vibrated to life.
It’s just ridiculously approachable.
The control button, at the base of the stem, is recessed enough that I’ve never hit it by accident throughout this Woo More Play Mushroom Vibez review period. I find that I like to press the top/tip of the Mushroom into myself and grip at the base. I can easily use multiple, flat fingers on the base of the stem to keep the toy pressed into myself, placed right over the power button, and it never changes the intensity by accident. It requires an intentional downward-force press onto only the button itself in order to change the vibrations. I really appreciate that design choice.
I really only have two complaints about the Mushroom Vibez vibrator:
- The vibrations aren’t that powerful. I really wish the Mushroom Vibez packed more intensity. There’s only so much space inside of a 3″ vibrator, though. The moderate vibrations are enough for a hard-fought orgasm if I’m already feeling aroused and sensitized, but they can’t get me to orgasm if I’ve had an orgasm the day before. If you’re used to bullet vibrators, you’ll find you get more power from your Mushroom Vibez toy, but it isn’t as strong as many full-sized toys.
- The vibrations can be felt in the handle. This isn’t a dealbreaker, but I’m not super fond of feeling vibrations on my fingers. It’s a wishlist complaint.
Those moderate vibrations are accompanied by softer noises, though, so this does add to the Mushroom Vibez discretion. With some music or background music going on, you can use the Mushroom Vibez behind a closed door with other people in the house. It only has a steady “hum”; no crackling or whining noises from this vibrator.
It’s loud enough that I wouldn’t use it in a whisper-quiet public bathroom, but for a home with noise going on, I’d have absolutely no problem.
Final Thoughts: Woo More Play Mushroom Vibez Review
Woo More Play Mushroom Vibez Review
Summary
Discretion is the name of the game with the Mushroom Vibez vibrator. Looking like an adorable “trinket” with a flat base that stays upright, the Mushroom Vibez blends into any decorative shelf. The power button is hidden underneath it to add to its “decorative” status. When you choose to use its vibrating mushroom cap for pleasure, the vibrations are soft in noise, letting you use the toy while others are in the house.
If you want it for discretion, you’re going to fall in love with the Mushroom Vibez.
If you need power, though, the Mushroom Vibez’s smaller size just doesn’t allow it to pack much intensity. As long as you’re picking up this toadstool with that in mind, you’re going to be a happy camper.
