“Who is the Biggest Slut?” is a board game that is sold by TabuToys that can either be played with drinking or without drinking. The game is meant to be played in a large group, and the game includes 2 “Who is the Biggest Slut?” game books with 216 questions each as well as 3 6-sided dice. The box claims that there are over 400 sexually outrageous questions.
The box is a pretty basic box. It’s a sturdy cardboard box, and you could probably get away with placing heavier items on top of this box without any issue. The box is pretty small, and it could be hidden easily if need be. As all that is in the box is two little booklets and three dice, though, you can easily take out the items and recycle the box if you’d like.
The game is intended for groups of people. Two people could sit around and ask each other the questions, but the questions were obviously written with the idea of a group of people playing the game in mind. This can be played with as many people as you want – just remember that, as you add more players, the time it will take to play the game will go up as well. As long as you remember that, though, add more players to your heart’s content!
The rules of the game are extremely simple. One player rolls the three dice. Taking a number from each of the dice (the dice are multiple colors to make it easy for you), you then will look up that numbered question in the instruction booklet. That question is then read aloud and the people who have done that thing are supposed to take a drink or add on points to their total point count. It’s very simple, and we were playing within a minute of opening the box; nothing complicated the learn. The hardest part is remembering which dice number comes first, second, and third.
How is the game? It’s okay, and it definitely makes you laugh – however, you aren’t laughing from finding out about your friends. You’re actually laughing at the questions. I’m not exactly sure who wrote these questions, but woah – they were creative! Some of the questions really leave you wondering how they came up with all 432 questions. There are legitimate questions like “Have you peeped on neighbors who were having sex?”, “Have you groped someone while asleep?”, or “Have you used caramel as foreplay?”. There are, though, some questions that leave you scratching your head such as “Have you chewed on someone else’s nails during foreplay?”, “Have you invested in scat porn?” (Invested??), “Have you ever stirred a mixed drink with your penis?”, and my favorite, “Have you ever referred to penetration as a ‘hot beef injection’?”
Sure, it makes you laugh, but as far as actually measuring who is the biggest slut – not so much. It does end up being an entertaining game, though, and if you’re drinking, you’ll especially be having a great time as a lot of the questions are silly. If playing in a swinging realm, though, there may be some lying as some of the questions as if you’ve had an STD or other sexual-health information.
How long does it take? It really depends. We didn’t play it with the “winning” rules. We just chose to go around in a circle and take turns asking and answering the questions. The real rules state that you’re supposed to stop after someone hits 25 points, so that’s only about a fifteen-minute game with four people. It gets longer with four people. If you are choosing to play the drinking version, you can definitely take even longer as people will take time to drink and for other discussions and side conversations. It’s not one of those games that you have to stop playing after someone “wins”, though, so that definitely works to its advantage.
The game can be played as a drinking game or not as a drinking game. Each one of the questions has either a picture of one, two, or three beers next to it. If you have done the action in the statement, you are supposed to take that many drinks. You also can do a point system instead, though, so this does not have to be a drinking game. If you do want it to be a drinking game, though, the rules are very simple and easy to understand.
This game would work fantastically for swingers. Because all the questions are going to get straight down to the “dirty” details of each other, it opens up the channels for communication about sex, and it’ll help all of you discuss sex or start saying “Oh! I want to do that!”. As the game functions well in large groups, it definitely works well for swingers or large groups of people who are comfortable discussing sexuality.
Overall, I think you’ll have a fantastic time with this game – maybe not for a long time, and maybe not to find out who is the biggest slut, but it certainly is entertaining. Thanks to sex toys store for providing one of their adult sex games for my Who is the Biggest Slut? game review!
