The Steele Malone Kiss Me Glass dildo is a large and beautiful glass dildo created by Steele Malone and sold by FunWares sex toys. It is made of a beautiful glass, and it is a double-ended sex toy with extreme g-spot curves on both ends. One end of the dildo has a flat tip while the opposite end has a curved and pointy tip. At the widest point, this glass dildo is less than an inch and a half in diameter, so it’s not a large-diameter sex toy.
The packaging for the Steele Malone dildo is just a basic bag. This bag, however, is not what I would imagine when I think about glass storage bags. It is a huge pouch that is about a square foot in size. It has a drawstring top, but due to the size, the draw string portion really doesn’t work too well on it. The pouch does have quite a bit of padding to it, though, so I definitely trust this pouch to keep my Steele Malone diletto safe – it’s just a matter of attempting to keep this glass diletto inside the pouch.
I must admit that the first thing I was surprised by was the length! Oh my goodness! This glass sex toy is easily over a foot long! It’s not something that you can really tell from the pictures, but this toy is definitely a monster! It’s really, really long, and while that doesn’t hurt the glass dildo at all, it will require some special considerations for use. The size is just really large! It’s much larger than any other glass sex toy I own, and it is about the same size as most straight-length double-ended sex toys.
The next thing I noticed was the differing textures/design on both ends. One end is much more of a flat end while the opposing end is a pointed end. The pointed end looks much like the end on the Bent Graduate while the flat end just is completely flat and has letters etched into the side. The pointed end has more of a deep curve to it while the flat end, while not quite as deep as the pointed end, still has a very impressive curve. The flat-head end doesn’t have any texture on the shaft, but the pointy end actually has some bumps that go up the side of the shaft leading to the pointy head. These bumps are very, very pronounced, and they can definitely be felt during use.
I’m really in love with the design of this luxury glass dildo though. It looks absolutely beautiful! When up against a dark background, it just looks like the dildo is an evergreen color. However, when held up in the light or held up against a light background, you can “see through” the glass sex toy; this Steele Malone diletto actually is a clear sex toy that has green “specks” in it to give it the color. Not only that, but along the surface, there are actually sparkles embedded into the surface that gives the entire glass sex toy a downright beautiful shine. It just looks sexy.
I was honestly expecting this glass sex toy to be about the size of my Bent Graduate dildo, so I was certainly surprised when I saw it! It does seem to effect the use a bit (because of the huge size) though, so that’s something to keep in mind. It’s much harder to just grasp the dildo in your hands to thrust as the size gives the portion you’ve inserted a huge counterweight. It’s much more intense on your wrists and hands than smaller glass g-spot dildos, and it’s actually going to be large enough in length and size that you’ll find the length a pain. I honestly did. It’s almost like the huge length is really harming the use of the toy inside of helping. I could see the huge length working fantastically if it was a single-ended toy, but when you add both ends, this glass dildo does get pretty heavy and harder to manuever.
You can get rid of a bit of that problem by using this glass dildo with a partner. When you have two hands that can manuever the sex toy and don’t have to be at the self-holding angle, things are a lot easier. The larger length actually works a bit to your advantage with a partner as it gives more places to grasp, but again, it does have a bit of a learning curve to really learn how to handle all of that length. Because of the way the dildo is twisted as well, it’d be pretty hard to use this as an actual double-dildo with two people also, but if you have some serious skills and are very, very careful (more of “grinding” instead of thrusting), it could possibly be done. It’s not a practical application of the glass dildo though.
As for the sensations, both ends are relatively the same. My favorite end is the more-pointed end as it does get a bit deeper and it has a slight bit more of a curve than the opposite end. However, I’ve heard people remark that they hated the pointy-ness on the end of the Bent Graduate, so if that’s you, the opposing side has that flat-end that would work better. Personally, though, I like the pointed end better as it reaches deeper, and I’ve never minded the “pointy” ness of the end in the past.
I am definitely impressed with the fact that the Steele Malone Kiss me dildo actually does hit the g-spot. Just like my favorite sex toy, the Bent Graduate, this one reliably and pleasurably has the exact curve that I need for my g-spot. Due to the larger size of the dildo, it’s much harder to get good, hard thrusts up against the g-spot, but it’s much easier to rock the body against the dildo than it is to really get some good thrusting with this g-spot glass dildo.
Something that didn’t work as well is the little “spine” that they gave the pointed end, though. On the inside of the curve, there are very, very raised bumps that can be easily felt during use. The bumps actually border on the edge of painful at some points. It really depends on my mood and how much lubricant was used. It appears the bumps were placed at the point they were because they were supposed to help stimulate the entrance of the vagina while the tip was hitting the g-spot, and it certainly does that, but the sensation is almost too much. Again, sometimes they’re pleasurable, and other times, they just seem to be more of a hinderance than a help to me.
To clean this glass sex toy, you’ll want to use warm water and antibacterial soap. As usual, you should make sure to clean your sex toy before and after each usage. Because of the insanely long shape and the extra-large curves, this toy will be harder than most to sterilize, so I do recommend attempting to cover it with a condom or having an idea for your bleach solution if you want to share this with non-fluid-bonded partners. It’s compatible with all types of lubricant, and I definitely recommend you use lubricant to use it. For storage, do be careful with it, and the storage bag will keep it safe, but as the storage bag can’t actively “fasten” shut, it does need to be laid on a flat surface for storage.
Overall, the Kiss Me glass dildo is absolutely beautiful – and absolutely huge! It does a fantastic job of hitting the g-spot, but it does require some specific thoughts towards the sheer length of it. If you love those deep-reaching glass dildos but usually hate the pointy tip, though, the Kiss Me in the Garden diletto helps fix that issue – and in a pleasurable way. Thanks to FunWares for providing this Steele Malone glass dildo for my Steele Malone Kiss Me In the Garden glass dildo review. You can use the FunWares coupon code “Kinky World” to get 15% off of your total purchase.
