The “Short Leash” Cake Topper is a humorous play on the traditional cake topper. Instead of the bride and groom standing side-by-side, the cake topper portrays the groom on his knees and on a leash to the bride who looks quite commanding. The cake topper is 5 in length, about three inches wide (the bride is the widest part), and about five inches tall (again, the bride is the tallest part).
Would I use this on my wedding cake? No, probably not. But for a bachelorette party or just a wedding anniversary cake? Absolutely. It’s really cute, and as the boyfriend already knows that he’s pretty much my “slave”, this would be funny for a private or with-friends ceremony or celebration.
The packaging makes a pretty neat point – if you want to customize your cake topper, you can easily use acrylic paint to paint over the bride or groom’s hairstyle or skin color. There isn’t much hair or skin showing on either bride or the groom, so it wouldn’t take very long to customize the cake topper. You could also customize lip color or jewelry color, but as those details are extremely tiny, you’d have to have a very steady hand and a very small brush to do that.
The cake topper is not too huge. It would fit on most standard cakes with no problem (9 inch rounds would be fine). As the cake topper is about five inches in length, anything that has at least five inches of room will allow the cake topper to sit on it. Keep in mind that the “Short Leash” cake topper is also five inches tall, though, so depending on your cake, putting it on a two-inch-tall cake may look a bit awkward, but it’s all up to your own perceptions as to how you want the cake topper to look once you place it on the cake.
Overall, if you want a submissive male cake topper or a bdsm cake topper, this “Short Leash” cake topper does exactly that. It’s easy to customize if you want to customize it, and the measurements are reasonable enough to fit on most average-sized cakes which is nice. It’s not heavy enough to squish the cake, and it definitely looks high-quality. Thanks to TabuToys sex toys for providing this bdsm cake topper for the “Short Leash” cake topper review. They also sell other luxury adult toys.