UPDATE MAY 2020: The Mr. Limpy is still in production! However, they’ve moved away from this faux-pink color that’s unrealistic to some more realistic skintones. Check them out if you’re interested.
Mr. Limpy Pink Medium is a packer toy from Fleshlight. As far as packers go, he’s a relatively inexpensive packer. The packer itself is actually a flaccid six-inch penis (which I thought was pretty long for a medium, and so did my friends who messed with it, but maybe we’re not wise in the way of cocks.) Mr. Limpy also includes some testicles for your amusement as well. The product description (and the way that Fleshlight markets this) is meant for Mr. Limpy to come off as a gag-gift, and while that use will work just fine, I found that when I wanted to experiment with packers this little guy worked just fine.
My Mr. Limpy came in a little plastic bag that had a powdery substance in it. (Cornstarch-ish) It didn’t actively have the powder in it, but by looking at the side of the bag, it was obvious that a powder substance had been in it at some point. As with most Fleshlight products, I believe that cornstarch sprinkled on it once in awhile does keep the material feeling realistic and skin-like which is something I plan on doing.
I’m really fond of this packing penis because attention really was paid to detail. The testicles have nice crinkles in them to simulate real testicles including a crease along the middle, the length of the penis is decently long with a strip down the middle where they curved in the “muscle” of most penises, and the head even looks extremely realistic. If it was in a more natural color, I would honestly probably think this was a real penis. When it comes to texture and feel, while it feels a little bit squishier than the real thing, it still stimulates a flaccid penis really well.
What I really wanted Mr. Limpy for was to attempt some packing. I’ve always though it would be hot to have a cock just like those other “guys” do, so this seemed amusing to me especially when you consider that Jor likes to play the female. There’s just something about our society that really gives the “power” to the person with the penis and even having a fake one just seems to put me in a more dominant mood. I suppose that’s one of my own personal oddities though.
So did it work? Well, it really depended on how tight my panties and clothing was that day. While I wanted it to look realistic, I almost felt like the medium Mr. Limpy was just too long to keep him at least looking semi-hidden. ( I feel bad for guys of a penis of this size now.) While it did work, and it seemed to work best under a flow-y skirt, if you intend to pack, I’d probably recommend the Mr. Limpy Pink Small over the medium because the medium is just a little too big.
However, I’m not sure if the medium was ever intended for packing. I’m honestly thinking that the medium and large were more intended as gag gifts, and so far they’ve worked well for that. We’ve used this packing cock as an impact toy even – I experienced being able to give my first cock slap across his face. A friend was even having a webcam discussion with her best friend and randomly held it up. Honestly, this packing cock, even if you aren’t going to use it for packing, still works well as a gag gift or just something to talk about between friends. As an icebreaker with (new, but still sexually open) friends, I like to just toss the dildo to the new person without any explanation.
On that note, though, this sex toy was not meant to be used for insertion. It’s way too limp to actually be useful during sex or to stimulate anything and would just fall right back out. If you intend on using this for sex, I’d recommend a different, more firm dildo.
On the Fleshlight website, it says that, for cleaning this packing cock, you just wash it under some warm water, but don’t use soap. Soap will harm it. As stated above, cornstarch should be lightly sprinkled over Mr. Limpy with the excess shaken off after it’s covered.
What did I think about him? It makes a great packing cock if you are interested in packing because of the great price, or if you want a penis gag gift, this works well too. You can get it at a really great price at this sex toy store too, so pick up the Mr. Limpy Pink Medium today.
