18″ in length and made from rubber, the Police Baton of Slipper Rubber is an impact and insertable toy sold by MEO.de. Relatively basic in design, this baton is made entirely of rubber (and has the heft to match!). The baton has a diameter of about 0.75″ in thickness.
The baton doesn’t have much packaging. It will come in a long, sealed plastic bag. This bag will need to be destroyed in order to get at the baton, and as the baton doesn’t require much storage, you may find no need to keep the baton in the bag. There is no further instructions or packaging included with this sexy police baton.
About as simple as it needs to be, the MEO.de police baton doesn’t require much explanation. The surface of the baton is relatively smooth. It has unintentional texturing along the shaft – likely from when the baton has been hit up against edges of boxes in the warehouse. However, one of this texturing is deep enough to disturb the functionality or the use of the baton. The baton has a slightly smaller diameter along a 3″ portion at one end. This is the “handle” of the baton. At the base of this “handle”, there’s a hole cut through the width of the baton where a small suede cord has been slipped through for a “loop” for hanging your baton on a belt or on a wall when not in use.
Now, with the unique design, the MEO.de police baton is marketed as an insertable toy as well. When it comes to that, you can definitely get away with inserting, but you’ll want to be careful. Like the marketing copy states, the toy does have a smooth, rounded it, but it’s not quite as smooth as a dildo would be. Luckily, the small diameter of this police baton means that most people, if loosened up before the “baton” is used, would be able to take the baton without too much problem.
That being said, the taper and the roundness of the baton is not extreme by any means. In fact, it’s a very gradual roundness – just enough that it won’t scratch internally if used for penetration. There’s no “warming up” to the width. It’s just all there at once. With that in mind, as mentioned above, a good warm-up and use of other dildos (or anal sex) is recommended before moving straight into the police baton.
Even then, if using this baton for penetration, use it carefully. It’s long (a foot and a half!) with no plushness or give to the material. Most people’s internal organs will begin to get in the way (and painfully poked!) long before you insert most of this police baton. For that reason, go very slow and steady, and when the thrusting starts happening, make it nice, shallow thrusts. There’s no reason to use the entirety of the length of the sexy police baton unless you’re confident that your bottom’s bottom can comfortably take it. Because – believe me – being poked internally with a too-long toy just hurts – and not in a fun way.
However, as an impact toy, the sexy police baton hits the mark quite nicely. It hefty – and hits with a pretty heavy “thud”. You’ll want to be careful wielding this one as it can quickly leave bruises on your bottom. It’s comfortable to wield, though, and you’ll likely find no problem holding it for a long time (though it might get a bit heavy over time depending upon your arm strength). I would, however, recommend keeping a paper towel or towel nearby to make sure the baton is entirely lube/sweat/fluid free before using it. As the handle has no texture, divets, or anything, it slides through the hand pretty easily – and nobody wants their impact toys flying across the room mid-use.
One of my biggest complaints, though, is the tie strap that runs through the base of the baton. This suede strap doesn’t hold knots very well as-in, at all. If you use this loop to hang the baton off your belt hook, it’ll soon slide off and hit the ground. The same can be said if you use this loop to hang your baton on the wall. Luckily, since the material comes off that easily, you can just take off the suede loop and replace it with a metal ring or another material that ties better. Just make sure to have this replacement in mind if you plan on utilizing the loop at the end before you make your purchase.
The entire baton is made from rubber. As such, it’s a particularly easy piece to clean up. Using warm water and anti-bacterial soap, the surface of the police baton can be rubbed down. Due to the textured surface (and porous material), this toy baton should stay as a fluid-bonded toy, and it will require a good amount of soaking and cleaning after any penetrative use to try to reduce any lingering scent. As a rubber toy, this baton is compatible with all types of lubricant – but just make sure you use a good, thorough amount for any penetrative play! For storage, keep this baton laid flat (not bent!) and out of direct sunlight, and you’ll be good to go!
Overall, the Police Baton of Slipper Rubber from MEO.de is a decent prop with versatility for your roleplay fantasy. It requires a decent bit of care in order to use it without harming your bottom, but there aren’t many other batons out there that will allow for safe penetration and impact play – all in the same toy. It’s basic, but it does its job well; just make sure to play safely once you pick it up. Thanks to MEO.de for providing this police baton for sex for my Police Baton of Slippery Rubber review.
