The Love Bumper company seems to now be defunct – which is a shame because this was an alternative to a Liberator that wasn’t *too* terrible. That being said, I’m leaving this page up as a reference sex toy reviews page for anyone who wants more information on this sex positioning cushion. – April 2019.
The Love Bumper Iceberg is a position pillow made by Love Bumper. It’s basically a foam pillow built into a shape that is supposed to be useful for sex. To protect the foam itself, the pillow is covered in a nice, soft layer of microfiber material and nylon. On the front side of the pillow, there is a little pocket in the microfiber layer where a vibrator can be stuck in. The front side of the pillow slowly slopes upward then after it reaches its peak, it slopes back downward slightly.
Underneath the pretty red outer layer, there is another layer that’s purely black and is supposed to protect the Iceberg from water as well as any danger that will occur while the cover is being washed. The black cover also zips off if need be, but I haven’t found a reason to unzip the bottom cover yet – the top cover seems to protect the bottom layer during regular use.
If you’ll notice, the Iceberg has an interesting shape to it. It seems to slope up to a point then actually slopes back down a little bit. This is how the Iceberg was intended to be made. Supposedly, it makes it more comfortable for a woman who is laying on top of it, face-down, rubbing herself against the vibrator in the pocket, and to be honest, it seems like Love Bumper did stumble onto something good there. I like that the slope goes back down because it keeps it from getting in the way while attempting to use the Iceberg. If you have a love vibrator, it also allows for your vibrator to stick off the top of the Iceberg instead of just laying against the fabric. (It’d have to be a really, really long vibrator though. Over about nine inches tall)
So what types of vibrators will work with the Iceberg? It really depends on the vibrator. The company recommends using Lelo vibes, but I’m sure that’s just because they’re partners. Really, the Iceberg can take any vibrators that have a diameter of an 1 1/2 or less. Unless they are over nine inches tall, they really won’t stick out above the top of the Iceberg. If the vibrator has a natural curve ot it, it fits even better against the Love Bumper. Because you won’t be inserting the vibe, there’s no particular difference between g-spot and regular external vibrators. In fact, you could even use something as small as the Lelo Nea or a bullet in the pouch, but it may not provide the vibrations that you are seeking.
I actually found that I enjoyed sticking my Lelo Gigi in here as well as my Evolved Lavish. The Lavish has a nice g-spot tip that sticks out when put into the Iceberg which makes it even easier to use. The Gigi does have a nice g-spot tip, so I suppose that using g-spot vibrators in the Iceberg does provide a nice advantage – they have a nice piece of themselves to use for pinpoint stimulation.
The pouch itself on the Iceberg is about three inches long, so assume that at least three inches of your vibrator is going to be hidden inside of the pouch. Now, I chose to turn the the vibrator with the tip (not the bottom) sticking out of the pocket to get the fully strength of the vibrations. However, that meant I couldn’t change the speed of the vibrations without taking it out of the pocket. You may, however, choose to stick it in top-first so you can change the vibrations as you want. The fabric of the pouch does soften the vibrations a bit though.
So does it line up with my anatomy? For the most part. I’ve never been one for much humping, but being able to have the vibrator hold still during use is definitely a good thing. As long as some of your weight rests on the pillow itself, it won’t move during use which is nice. If you have any other Liberator or Love Bumper furniture, this will also attach itself nicely to those to have a no-slip surface.
Aside from putting it underneath you and humping it, what else can the Iceberg do? Well, Jor and I have experimented after loving at the Love Bumper official website, and we’ve found a couple other things. For one, this can be used to elevate the female’s hips to meet his hips during missionary. It helps the angle of intercourse be a lot smoother and more pleasurable. For another, the website actually recommends using this as a pillow for his head during girl-on-top so he can watch the action better. The website also recommends you use it with the girl leaning over it, face-down, and use it for rear entry positions.
Jor and I have also found an alternative use for the Iceberg. Within seconds of having it out of the package, Jor had tried using it while he laid on the floor playing video games. It turns out that this is absolutely perfect for supporting his back and head while he plays video games while laying on the floor. This means that, despite being a sex pillow, this gets use every day in our apartment – even for non-sexual things. I’m really happy about that because sometimes it seems silly just to get sex furniture that only gets used during sex. However, since this gets used to make Jor more comfortable during playing video games (which he does quite a bit), I would have happily paid the full amount for the pillow. He said it’s absolutely perfect for taking strain off of his back.
The Iceberg was made to be easy to clean. You see, on the backside of the Iceberg, there’s some velcro that holds it fully together. You un-do the velcro, and then where the grey sides meet the red – there’s a zipper running along both sides. This will unzip the red microfiber fully off of the sex furniture and will allow you to wash it. The care instructions recommend machine washing the cover in cold water then letting it sit out to dry. It warns that bleaching it will destroy the cover. After the cover has fully dried, you just slip it back onto the pillow and zip it back up.
The Love Bumper Iceberg is pretty much a dream cushion for Jor and I. It works well for sexual positioning, can use vibrators on it to increase the sensations, can easily be cleaned without much effort, and works for non-sexual things that keeps this a constant staple in our apartment.
