Welcome to the Princette Puppypus – a gender-free vibrating toy that’s insertion-safe and offers five vibration speeds and five vibration modes. Made from silicone and featuring a removable/interchangeable vibrator within its core, the Princette Puppypus is part of the three launch toys from the Cute Little Fuckers company – which got its start as a Kickstarter project awhile ago. The Princette Puppypus is waterproof, fully rechargeable, and absolutely adorable. It’s also gender-free – that is, it’s designed to be used however you want to use it with no regard to what genitals you have. You just use it in a way that makes you feel good!
How to Use Princette Puppypus
So, the thing about the Cute Little Fuckers toys is that they’re designed to be gender-free and entirely free of “one twue way” to use your sex toy. So, instead of being the “master of one”, the Princette Puppypus and friends are designed to be the “pleasurer of many”. This makes it a fantastic couples’ toy – and a fantastic toy if you’re still expanding your collection – or just dislike toys that are built and marketed for a specific anatomy/identity you may not identify with.
So, there really is no specific “how-to use Princette Puppypus”. All I can give are suggestions to give you some ideas – and to tell you how well those things worked for us.
We primarily use the Princette Puppypus vibrator as an anal toy. The tentacles make it anal-safe – and add a nice bit of sensation around the anal entrance that other standard, circular bases don’t provide. (That was a pleasant surprise!) The toy inserts really easily (lube is a must!), and if you like texture, you’ll love the feel of the Princette Puppypus. Twirling the Puppypus while it’s inserted definitely leads to a really unique sensation.
The Princess Puppypus vibrator is also workable as a vaginal plug. We haven’t used it that way before, but it’s definitely worth mentioning. Especially if you have a pretty shallow g-spot or enjoy “sitting on” your toys, the Princette Puppypus could easily be inserted into the vagina for pleasure there, too.
When it isn’t being inserted into a bum or vadge, the Princette Puppypus also can be handheld really nicely as a standard vibrator. Fingers slide really nicely between the spaces in the tentacles when using the “head” of the Puppypus as the contact point for the vibrator – and fingers slide really nicely around the neck of the Puppypus when you want to use the base of the vibrator as the contact point (like when pressing the vibe up against flat surfaces).
The Princette Puppypus could also be set down, flat, on a chair in front of a body. This would allow the Puppypus to pleasure parts of the genital area on the person that’s snuggled up to it. I don’t find that the Princette Puppypus vibrator is tall enough for clitoral pleasure for me, but it can be pleasurable to the vulva. When using it with someone with a penis, we find that the Princette Puppypus rests really nicely underneath the testicles for some good perineum stimulation that’s virtually effortless.
We’ve removed the vibrator from the Princette Puppypus in order to sterilize the little toy. After 5 minutes in boiling water, this sterilized toy makes a fantastic gag. I’d be careful to ensure it doesn’t go fully into the mouth, but it’s a very unique experience compared to most gags without an internal texture for the tongue to mess with – and you can pop on the vibrations, too, for a really odd experience if you’re that type of person. (If you want more safety, you can tie a string around the Puppypus “tentacles” and wrap it around the head.)
The DESIGN Though!
The design on the Princette Puppypus (and all of the Cute Little Fuckers toys) is absolutely amazing. It isn’t just a generic design that’s lightly printed. Once you hold the toys in your hands, you can really see the serious quality and detail to the prints.
For example, the “mouth” of the Princette Puppypus has an actual rounded appearance; it isn’t just a flat bevel on the surface of the toy. Princette Puppypus has small little freckle-like dots underneath its eyes – and even some texture on the backside of its head. The tongue even has the little tongue-line down the middle of it! It’s all an impressive attention to detail, and you can see it on all of the Cute Little Fuckers toys.
One of the reasons I fell in love with the Princette Puppypus – and the reason it still continues to be left out on display as one of my favorite sex toy designs – is because of the adorable design. It’s non-threatening – and it’s cute. In addition, I call my partner my “puppy” because of our pet play, and he loves octopuses, so it’s pretty much a soul match for the two of us. The design is extra adorable with the little tongue sticking out.
I could pretty much rave about the cute design all day if you let me.
Vibrations on the Cute Little Fuckers Princette Puppypus
My only complaint about the Cute Little Fuckers Princette Puppypus is the vibrations. It’s to be expected from a toy of this size with an interchangeable vibrator, but the vibrations are just not the deep, rumbly vibrations I need from my sex toys. They’re powerful – honestly, they are – but they’re powerful in a buzzy, surface-level type of intensity that doesn’t generally get me to orgasm.
If you’re not someone who needs deep vibrations that can’t be felt deep into your body (like in your muscles), you might find the Cute Little Fuckers Princette Puppypus vibrations to be more-than-enough. If you use it on the lowest settings, it also has some pretty light vibrations available too – which can be great if you’re someone who finds a lot of vibrators too intense for you.
I’ll talk a bit more about vibrations – and how I’ve worked around it – below, but it’s also worth mentioning that the vibration levels – as advertised – are extremely quiet. I can hear it when I’m holding it (just barely), but it isn’t loud at all – and I don’t think anyone outside of a closed door would be able to hear it either.
Interchangeable Vibrator on the Cute Little Fuckers Princette Puppypus
One of the things I love the most about the Cute Little Fuckers toys – including the Princette Puppypus – is the interchangeable vibrator design. This isn’t like a standard dildo where there’s just a bullet vibrator available to shove in the base. It is, genuinely, a small vibrator built into a channel in the base of the toy. However, with some patience (and help of pliers), the vibrator within the Princess Puppypus can be removed. It isn’t “easy”, and I wouldn’t recommend doing it often without a reason, but it can be done.
(The charging port and the button to control the vibrator are built right into the base of the vibrator – so when you’re using the Princette Puppypus, it’s available to control/charge the vibrator without needing to remove it.)
This is awesome for a couple of reasons. First reason: if the vibrations aren’t the type for my body, I can easily exchange the vibrator for a different vibrator. The vibrator is almost exactly 0.725″ in diameter while the chamber it rests in is ever-so-slightly larger than that. Most slender bullet vibrators will fit into the chamber at the base of the Cute Little Fuckers as long as the diameter is less than that 0.725″. This means you can use your favorite vibrator with any Cute Little Fuckers toy – and change a bullet vibe or otherwise standard-looking vibrator into a vibrator with a unique design and many more ways to use it.
In addition, it makes the Cute Little Fuckers SO much more eco-friendly to your wallet and to the planet. Most of us sex nerds know that silicone can (literally) last a lifetime with proper care. You know what doesn’t last a lifetime? The motorized parts within a silicone toy. The Cute Little Fuckers solves that. The silicone portion (which is a big majority of the toy – and the expensive part!) will last much longer than the motorized portion. If the vibrator breaks (like any electronic item will – eventually), you just hop onto the Cute Little Fuckers website and purchase another vibrator at a big discount off the original price.
Not only does that reduce environmental waste, but it also saves you some money. Pretty much win-win all-around!
Final Thoughts: Cute Little Fuckers Princette Puppypus Review
I loooooove the premise of the Cute Little Fuckers vibrators, and I honestly love the vibrators and mission statement of the company itself. It reminds me of the sex toy atmosphere of “old”. Back when I first got into sex toys about 12 years ago, sex toys (and discussions and acceptance of them!) weren’t nearly as universally accepted, so a lot of sex toys were “cute” versions to sneak by obscenity filters and help people feel more comfortable exploring with sex toys. While a lot of those playful toys have been discontinued in favor of more streamlined designs and realistic designs, I think those cute, playful designs still have a place in society – and Cute Little Fuckers helps keep that modern and easy-to-access.
Especially for people who are tired of the “You own these genitals; you get this toy!”, the Cute Little Fuckers really offer an opportunity to escape the gender norms and play with non-traditional shapes that were designed for pleasure – but not in the repetitive ways that a lot of sex toys currently are.
The Princette Puppypus is a fantastic example of that. Not only is this vibrator absolutely adorable, but it isn’t a “standard” sex toy shape – so it encourages some exploration, sexually, to figure out what works best. We haven’t figured out how to not feel a bit weird about inserting something this adorable, but it always grabs a laugh or two when we pull the Princette Puppypus out to play with it – purely because of the adorable design.
I wish the vibrations on the Princette Puppypus were more rumbly and under-the-skin intense, but for being surface vibrations, they’re surprisingly powerful. They aren’t the type of vibrations for me, but that doesn’t mean they won’t be the type of vibrations for you. The fact that the vibrator can be switched out (if necessary for you) means that the Cute Little Fuckers are less of a “gamble” than a lot of other types of sex toys. Don’t like the vibration type? Just switch it out for a vibrator that you do!
Overall, I pretty much love Cute Little Fuckers toys. They’re playful, fun, and offer pleasurable shapes – and the company’s mission statements are all amazing things that I’m happy to stand behind and support. The Princette Puppypus, in particular, is my favorite with its plug-like design and cute octopus/puppy hybrid design.
(Looking for even more details about the Cute Little Fuckers? This Cute Little Fuckers review has a ton of info!)
