The Clone-A-Willy Dildo Kit is a fun kit sold by Adult Sex Toys that allows you to make a replica of your own penis. The kit works well on average men, above-average men, small men, as well as men who have a curved penis. The material of the completed dildo is a rubber of some sort, but it seems to stay together pretty nicely. The kit includes everything you need to actually make the dildo, but it will require a couple household items like scissors, duct tape, and some bowls and measuring items.
The little canister you see in the pictures contains everything you need to make the dildo – including the instructions. It includes the powder in a baggie, the liquid materials (the rubber and color in seperate containers), a thermometer, a stirring stick, a vibrator, and the plastic tube to make your mold in. The instructions are actually on the backside of the packaging’s outer side. The instructions are extremely easy to follow and make the process much easier than if you had to guess or read through confusing stuff. Honestly, the instructions are exactly the same as the original Clone-A-Willy kit I’ve already reviewed, so check out those instructions for my in-depth account of use and some tips and tricks for use. I’ll go into it here but not as in-depth.
First off, you basically get your guy hard. Which can be amusing, because he’s not getting hard for sex – no, he’s getting hard to stick himself in a pile of white goop. Not exactly sexy. So give him some slack if it takes longer (or help him out). While he was doing that, I laid out a bowl, the mixing powder (opened), a stirring utensil, used the therometer to get the water at 98 degrees, and my measuring cup.
After he was hard, I picked up the tube and pressed the closed end up against his body and saw how much tube we’d need. I cut off the extra. (The tube is really like 11 inches tall, so most guys will be fine.) After cutting it off, I put some duct tape over the edge so it wouldn’t be sharp.
This is where it can get difficult. I recommend you read the instructions before you start into this. Basically, you have two minutes from when you add the water to the powder to when it completely settles into a mold. This means that I used the measuring cups to get my water in my powder, stirred for a minute (according to my microwave clock), poured it into the tube, then gave it to him to slide into. He sat there for a little bit letting it settle. In fact, he said it got a little hard to push into, so I think we might have been a little late and it had already started to settle. It didn’t leave any mess on him or overflow onto the floor. It all solidified in the tube, and while he still washed himself down with a washcloth, it wasn’t a pain or anything. The entire process took less than five minutes.
After that, it just sits around for 2-4 hours. At 3 and a half hours, I went into the kitchen, grabbed a plastic cup for easy throwaway, and mixed the two liquids together to make the rubber. (It also includes a little packet of the glow in the dark powder that makes it glow.) It takes about three minutes of stirring. After that, you just pour the mixture into the mold that has taken shape by now. We chose not to use the vibrator that came with the kit since we found it was a little unattractive on our last one, but we still easily had enough liquid to fill the entire mold. After that, the mold sits for 24 hours.
When it’s been sitting for 24 hours, you just pull it out and pull off the white molding to reveal your new dildo!
Really, it’s an extremely easy process to complete to make an entire replica of a guy’s penis. Back in high school, I used to hear girl’s joke about making replicas of a guy’s penis just because it was the “perfect size”. This is one way to actually do it. (Of course, I didn’t know about this back then.) It doesn’t feel very human-like, but it captures every small detail including the veins, any curves, and the pronounced head. Once dried, the texture itself does have a nice, soft feel to it that works best when used with lubricant. Obviously, it doesn’t feel quite like the real thing, but it definitely looks like it.
Does it glow in the dark? Amazingly, yes. It seems to glow pretty perfectly after having been left out for just a little bit of time. I was surprised and definitely wasn’t expecting it. It holds the glow for about an average amount of time. Whether the powder that makes it glow is body-safe or not, I have no clue, but it does glow.
I find this a great tool for a couple who is wanting to make a clone of their own or their partner’s penis – possibly because of a long trip, some absenses, or just as an extra toy for double penetration. I told Jor that we should use them as historical objects so when he’s like 40, he can look back and see what his penis looked like. He looked at me like I was crazy. Regardless, it’s easy to make, kinda fun to make, and allows you to have a completely personalized sex toy. This sex toy store carries this kit to make a copy of a penis, so pick up your own from my Clone-A-Willy Dildo Kit Glow in the Dark review. Adult Sex Toys also carries other types of Create Your Own Dildo products.