UPDATE NOVEMBER 2021: Boob Lube is no longer in production. This review remains as a reference for anyone else who is seeking review about this titty fucking lubricant. (Really, though, just go use any skin-friendly water-based lube like SliquidH2o! Or silicone-based [for longer-lasting] with Sliquid Silver!) While you’re here, come check out my femdom advice, BDSM advice, and sex toy advice.
The Boob Lube is water-based lubricant specifically designed for breast sex. It is produced by Zero Tolerance (link contains explicit pornography). It doesn’t contain glycerin, silicone, or oil, and it’s condom-friendly and scentless. It comes in a two-ounce bottle.
The Boob Lube comes in this small, lubricant-like bottle. The bottle itself is plastic, so you can easily drop it without any problems. It does say “Boob Lube” and “Titty Fucking Lube” clearly on the packaging, so you really can’t keep it out without someone obviously knowing what’s going on. The Boob Lube has a pop-top cap that allows you to easily squirt out as much as you need. It’s a bit thicker than water but still pretty runny, so do be careful about how much you pour out at once.
The “Boob Lube” seems like it was designed, in particular, for sex between the breasts while the breasts are pushed together. However, as it is water-based, vaginal-safe, and condom-okay, it also can be used vaginally and anally as long as you don’t have any sensitivites to parabens.
The Ingredients of the Boob Lube: Purified Water (Aqua), Propylene Glycol, Sodium Carboxy Methyl Cellulose, Methyl Paraben, Propyl Paraben. This is a pretty short list of ingredients for a lubricant, but do keep in mind that it has parabens, so if you have had yeast infections or negative reactions to this genitally in the past, you won’t want to use this water-based lubricant genitally.
The consistency is an interesting consistency. It’s not very thick like an anal lube would be, but it’s not watery like some of the water-based lubricants can be. It doesn’t pour out too quickly, but be aware of the consistency before you pour it so you don’t end up accidentally pouring out too much without meaning to.
I do wonder why Zero Tolerance chose to go with a water-based lubricant formula instead of a silicone-based. Silicone tends to keep things slick longer which, when you have two unlubricated parts sliding together constantly, seems like a better choice for a breast-sex lubricant. However, the water-based choice seems to have been an okay one. The lubricant is surprisingly slick, and it doesn’t get gummy or sticky like some of the lubricants can. It doesn’t stay as slick as long as silicone lubricant would, but it does do a really good job of staying slick.
It doesn’t quite feel like natural lubrication, but it feels semi-similar. For skin-on-skin contact like breast sex or manual stimulation, it lubricants the skin pretty nicely, and the body parts will glide against each other pretty well. It does reduce the friction a bit between parts, but it does make things more comfortable than they would have been without the lubricant, so it’s only a slight inconvience that it works almost “too” well (as the fun of breast sex is the friction for stimulation).
This lubricant is really easy to clean off. For the most part, it ends up drying pretty thin, so you really don’t feel the “need” to clean it off after you’re done. If you want to, though, it seems to clean off pretty nicely with just a damp washcloth or towel. It doesn’t take much to clean it off, but it also doesn’t have that icky-sticky after-feeling that makes you “have” to clean it off either.
Overall, the Boob Lube, while having a pretty cheesy name, works out being pretty good for both “boob” use and for vaginal use. It stays pretty slick, helps body parts glide nicely, and it’s easy to clean up afterwards. I wish the packaging wasn’t quite as “obvious”, but it does a good job of being a comfortable lubricant. Thanks to Evolved for providing this titty fucking lube (Ugh. I hate that name.) for my Zero Tolerance Boob Lube review.
