Anal Total Butt Plug Review

UPDATE SEPTEMBER 2021: The Anal Total butt plug is no longer in production. MEO.de, however, sells a ton of other butt plugs (including my favorite the Booty Buddy instead). While you’re here for sex toy reviews, check out my BDSM advice and femdom advice.

A ball-shaped anal plug, the Anal Total butt plug is a thick, black butt plug with a bright yellow band around its middle. This silicone plug is 4″ tall (with a base of 1″, so 3″ insertable) with a diameter of 3″ around the middle. (So no, this plug is definitely not beginner-friendly!). The Anal Total butt plug is only available in this one size and thickness, and while it’s one of the thickest toys I’ve reviewed on here, there are still reviews of the Anal Total Plug out there saying that it was too small. (Goes to show that every person is different, and I’m glad such a wide range of insertables exists!)

The Shape of the Anal Total Butt Plug

In case you couldn’t tell from the shape, the Anal Total Butt Plug is not a plug for beginners to anal – and it’s even a specialized plug for those with tons of anal experience. Even my partner, who loves anal stretching and huge toys, looked at this and went “Holyshit, not without a warm-up”. It’s a huge, oddly-shaped plug. It looks closer to a small, anal-safe ball than a stereotypical anal plug shape. That is, it has virtually no “lead in” to the plug itself. It’s just pretty much huge within an inch of starting the insertion.

With that in mind, it means you pretty much HAVE to warm-up your body before you even attempt the Anal Total Butt Plug. Even if the plug was much smaller in diameter (which it isn’t), the plug’s quick expansion to its fullest part means it essentially requires that you’ve “loosened up” the anal area before you even attempt to play with this one. Partnered with the Anal Total plug’s relatively thick size, this means this isn’t a beginner-friendly plug – and is likely the second or third toy you’ll want to use during a play session. Attempting to use it all on its own is pretty unpleasant and can straight-up cause harm. The Anal Total doesn’t have enough taper to make that a viable plan.

While the plug’s design is odd, it’s also, well, unique. If you’re someone who regularly salivates over some of the sexy silicone fantasy “eggs” out there from dildo companies, the Anal Total Butt Plug offers the same egg-like shape with a base that makes it anal safe. It also offers a shape that’s very reminiscent of a trailer hitch – y’know, in case that’s your kink. No judgment. Either way, this ball anal plug lets you slip a ball up your butt without the usual danger with the ball’s lack of a flared base.

In addition to the size of the Anal Total butt plug, we should talk about the actual silicone. The Anal Total plug is made with a very-noticeable tacky type of silicone. It has a sticky feel to it, and it tends to absorb lubricant really quickly. Since the large, round design doesn’t seem to lend itself too well to “thrusting” of the plug, I’ve rarely noticed the lube absorption or had a problem with it, but it does mean you’ll likely need to reapply lube semi-frequently if you pop it out often. In addition to being sticky, it’s also a semi-rigid type of material. It has a bit of squish to it (and it’ll squish if you grasp it firmly in your hand), but it isn’t floppy or super soft by any means.

The squishy silicone also has a very-noticeable seam running along the length of the shaft of the plug. In spots, this seam can definitely be felt – even during use. It’s especially noticeable along the top, rounded side of the plug. It’s possible to “pick” at the seam and reduce how much of it sticks out, though. It’s a bit aggravating that it has to be done in the first place, though.

It’s also worth noting that the Anal Total Butt Plug also has air bubbles on the base of the plug. These air bubbles don’t seem to affect play or use at all, but they do exist.

Using the Anal Total Butt Plug

In case it wasn’t obvious, this plug is huge. It’s not something you should consider lightly, and like mentioned above, it’s not something that goes in on the first try. Almost everyone will need to have warmed-up with a different anal toy (and honestly, even a fist would be a pretty good “warm-up” for the size of this toy – at least the size of my fists.)

This makes it an interesting, niche toy. It’s thick design and very thin neck (compared to the thickest portion) would make it a fantastic extended wear and public play plug, but the plug’s huge, 1″ thick base and its intense size means that it’s not really an “easy insert” for most people.

So, that leaves the Anal Total Butt Plug as a good choice for a long, drawn-out anal scene where you plan on “graduating” through anal plug sizes. It’s especially great for those who want that ball-shape or egg-shape out of a plug – especially in a huge size. This is one of the few plugs out there with this specific size.

Packaging of the Anal Total Butt Plug

Like most MEO.de products, the Anal Total butt plug comes packaged in a plastic bag. This plastic bag must be ripped open in order to retrieve the plug itself. The bag doesn’t include any information aside from a single barcode (which is likely used for warehouse organization). It’s simple, and it’ll get your plug to you.

Cleaning the Anal Total Butt Plug

Fully made from silicone, the Anal Total butt plug is pretty easy to clean. Warm water and mild soap, and you’ll be well on your way. There aren’t any crevices for things to hide, and it swishes up really easily in soapy water. The only thing you’ll want to watch is the place where the plug itself meets the base. Otherwise, it’s extremely simple to clean – more-so than most toys.

This round silicone butt plug is also especially lint-attracting. It ends up covered in lint and hair relatively often. I recommend a quick rinse of the plug’s surface each time before you attempt to use it.