The Holistic Sneaky Sack is a discreet sex toy storage solution sold by FunWares. The Sneaky Sack is about eighteen inches in length with about twelve inches in width. The Sneaky Sack seems to be made from nylon – it does have some crinkling noises to it when it is moved, but for the most part, the nylon is extremely quiet. The Sneaky Sack does come with three separate compartments to make it extremely easy to keep all of your toys in separate areas. The Sneaky Sack comes in both black and blue which makes it easy to coordinate it with the color of your clothing.
The Sneaky Sack comes in a large plastic baggie. This could be used for storage of the baggie, but that seems silly to keep storage for storage. The bag also comes with a small piece of cardboard that explains some of the purposes of the Sneaky Sack as well as some of the features. Once you read through this, you can toss it.
If you haven’t figured it out yet, the Holistic Sneaky Sack is one of the most discreet sex toy solutions I’ve ever found. This is because the Sneaky Sack is made just like a giant t-shirt without the sleeves. Except in this t-shirt, there are all sorts of pockets to store your sex toys. You hang the Sneaky Sack up on a hanger, and then you put another t-shirt overtop of it to keep the Sneaky Sack completely hidden from view. As long as you put a t-shirt (not other fancy shirts with low-cut necklines or anything) on it, it’s impossible to tell that there is a sack underneath the t-shirt unless you touch the shirt or if you overfilled the Sneaky Sack and left a bulge in the sack. However, as long as you are reasonable, there’s no way to tell that there’s a Sneaky Sack underneath your t-shirt.
There are three compartments on the inside of this sex toy storage option. They are basically just large pockets on the inside of the Sneaky Sack. The main compartment (which is the largest) fits the most large items while the other two pockets can be used for specific toys or just for secondary items like lubricant or things like either. Either way, all three compartments are large enough to fit basically anything you want to fit. The main compartment is largest with the back pocket being almost as large and the front pocket being half as large as the other two.
I’m surprised at how durable the Sneaky Sack seems. The nylon is all sewn together nicely with no excess threads. It feels light but heavy which lets me know it has great quality. The zipper is pretty large but amazingly easy to unzip. There doesn’t seem to be any inappropriate bulging with lots of items, and the straps of the Sack seem to hold it up just fine. I have no concern about the quality of this sex toy.
So what types of items will it fit? Well, anything, honestly. Seriously. Like, even my entire shoe collection. It would easily fit any type of vibrator – any including rabbit ones. This includes the Hitachi Magic Wand. It would fit any type of BDSM toy that is relatively moderate in size. (No spreader bars or anything like that, but all floggers, cuffs, sensation toys, and impact toys would fit with no problem.) Anal toys? No problem. Male masturbation toys? No problem. Condoms? Lube? Yes again. You can also put non-sex items in one of the pockets like money, a diary, jewelry, or anything else that you want to keep away from prying eyes.
If you are worried about someone finding your items – even under the t-shirt – there are two zippers on this storage solution which means you can easily throw a lock onto the thing as well. It won’t keep a burglar from getting into your stuff, but it will keep a nosy visitor away from it.
Cleaning the Sneaky Sack is amazingly easy. It just gets thrown into the washer then hung up to dry. Since the Sack is waterproof, this makes it very easily. Along with this the inside surface seems to be easy to wipe dry, so if you happen to get lubricant on any surface of the inside of the Sack, it’s really easy to wipe down instead of having to toss it in the washing machine. Since this allows you to store your sex toys in close quarters, I recommend knowing their material and avoiding putting toys together that will degrade one another.
I’m seriously impressed with the Sneaky Sack. While I don’t have a need for privacy, I did have a need for more storage options. Unlike other sex toy storage which is mostly just boxes I can stack on one another, this Sneaky Sack allows me to use up the un-used room in my closet to store my toys now as well. This makes me a very happy girlie. I’m impressed with the quality of the Sneaky Sack and the idea behind it. If you need some privacy for some items, this is definitely worth it – one hundred times over. If you want to purchase this toy and condom storage item, this adult store sells the Holistic Sneaky Sack.
