The Adam & Eve Crystal Teaser Glass Dildo is a glass dildo made by Adam & Eve. About five inches long with a diameter of slightly over an inch, this glass dildo features texture along the shaft and the head of the dildo. Completely clear, the dildo also features a red velvet bag to work as storage. At the tip of this glass dildo, there’s a slight g-spot curve.
This Crystal Teaser Glass dildo doesn’t really come in much packaging. It comes inside its storage pouch inside a plastic wrap. The storage bag is made from red velvet, and it uses a drawstring closure that makes it easy to reopen and close. It does not have ANY padding, though, so be careful that where you store this dildo doesn’t have any easy access to breakable drops.
Something that you’ll notice right away is that the Crystal Teaser Glass dildo is pretty small! It may not look it in the product pictures, but this dildo is less than the diameter of two of my fingers side-by-side. It is not a larger dildo, so don’t expect it to feel like your average dildo. It’s even much smaller in size than your average human penis as well.
The design for the texture of this dildo is pretty basic too. It includes small, miniature designs running the length of the dildo. Near the tip of the dildo, there’s small ridging that is supposed to look semi-realistic like the head of a penis. Due to the small size of the dildo, I really didn’t notice any of the textures during use, but I can feel the textures, easily, on the dildo with my hands.
What some people will immediately think is that this is good for anal. WELL ITS NOT. It terrifies me how many reviews on Adam & Eve say this is an anal toy. IT IS NOT. It has no flared base. This small, glass dildo is extremely unsafe for anal use. Aside from being tiny, glass is very slippery, and it’d be easy to accidentally let go of this dildo in the middle of pleasure. This does NOT go in your butt. Does not. Not even with a partner helping. It’s just too small, too slippery, and has no base. This is NOT anal safe.
However, it’s perfectly safe for vaginal use. The dildo is pretty small in diameter for most people for vaginal use, but there are some people who enjoy smaller diameter dildos. In particular, I can see this being very pleasurable if larger toys cause anxiety or pain to you or if you’ve been regularly using dialators to work on penetration. For that, this glass dildo works wonderfully because it’s pretty small in diameter and extremely easy to insert. Since it’s glass and not plastic like many dialators, I’d even argue that it’s easier to insert than many dialators.
This is not a dildo for everyone. Certainly. That’s because the small length, the small g-spot curve, and the small diameter don’t really partner together for those who like deeper penetration or that feeling of “fullness”. This Crystal Teaser Glass dildo just can not physically do that. It’s too slim. However, for those who are tired of the larger dildos, this one does that job wonderfully.
I personally am fond of the Crystal Teaser Glass dildo. It isn’t my favorite dildo, but the smaller size works well for me. I wish the glass dildo had more of a g-spot curve to it as its current g-spot curve doesn’t hit my g-spot, but I understand why they made the curve smaller as well. I won’t pull this out regularly as I tend to enjoy toys with slightly larger diameter than this (which is saying something since I prefer smaller toys), but the glass dildo with its texture and smaller diameter is still very pleasurable. My only complaint, really, is the length. It’s a pretty short dildo. It doesn’t have much extra length to grip onto with your hands for use. When partnered with some odd positions for masturbation, it sometimes doesn’t feel like you’re doing much more than what you could with a hand. With a partner, this doesn’t feel as obvious (since they have a different angle), but by yourself, it’s pretty noticable.
As this is glass with no real nooks or crannies, it’s extremely simple to clean. You just have to use warm water and antibacterial soap, and clean down the entire surface of the dildo. Once cleaned and dried, you can store it in the storage pouch, but again, be careful as the storage pouch is not padded, so it can break inside the pouch. It’s compatible with all types of lubricant, and it’s very easy to clean and sterilize. It easily fits into a condom for multiple-person use as well.
Overall, if you are okay with a slimmer, shorter, and less-curved dildo, the Crystal Teaser Glass dildo could be absolutely perfect for you. It’s slick, slim, and goes in easily, and for those that want a smaller diameter glass dildo for their play, it’s a great choice. Just don’t expect it to be too filling or hit most people’s g-spots. I do also wish it was a bit longer. Thanks to Adam & Eve adult toy store for providing this small glass dildo for my Crystal Teaser Glass Dildo review.
