UPDATE: APRIL 2020: The FunFactory Color Moi Kissable Body Paint is no longer in production. This review remains for anyone looking for information about this old, sexual body paint product.
The Kissable Body Paint is body paint for lovers that comes in three different flavors that is made by Fun Factory. It includes an easy-squeeze tube that means you can apply the paint directly to the skin, and each one of the flavors provides a different color for application. Each tube is 1.36 fluid ounces which, unless you are painting very large pieces, will last a long time.
The packaging for the Color Moi Kissable Body Paint is a beautiful rectangle box that displays a picture of a woman using the paint as well as how to use the paint. The boxes are really beautiful, and while there really isn’t any point for keeping them for storage (unless you want to store your Kissable Body Paint upright!), they do look fantastic and look fancy and appreciative for gift-giving. I always have so much love for FunFactory’s packaging.
The tubes are easy tooth-paste-like tubes except each tube feels much higher quality than a toothpaste tube. You squeeze out the paint in a similar fashion like toothpaste though. Each one of the tubes has a silver and magenta shimmer to it, and it looks really pretty and really fancy. It doesn’t look sexual, though, so it’s easier to hide, but it does mention that it’s For Lovers on the tube. Each tube is 1.36 fluid ounces, and they have the unscrewable caps to easily get at the paint inside. As a note, the Kissable Body Paint tubes do have slight difficulty standing up. The lid for the tubes is flat enough that they will stand up, but they are slightly tipsy when standing so a bump of the table will knock the Color Moi Kissable Body Paint over. So if you really want to keep your tubes upright, I recommend keeping the original boxes.
There are three flavors for the Kissable Body Paint. Each one comes out as a different color for painting as well as a different flavor. There are Vanilla (White), Strawberry (Red), and Chocolate (Brown). Each one of the tubes specifically says which color it is on the outside of the packaging, so you can easily switch between the bottles for painting. If you want to, FunFactory also has a matching paintbrush that goes with the kit for easy painting, but you’ll probably want to rinse between colors if you’re doing this for legitimate adult “art” instead of just playtime.
The ingredients for the Vanilla flavor are: Titanium Dioxide CI 77891, Citric Acid, Maltodextrin, Maltitol, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Vanilla Planifolia Extra – Natural, Aqua.
The ingredients for the Strawberry flavor are: Carmine CI 75470, Calcium Chloride, Acetic Acid, B Carotene, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Fragaria Chiloensis (Strawberry) Fruit Juice, Maltodextrin, Maltitol, Water.
The ingredients for the Chocolate flavor are: Caramel, Citric Acid, Maltitol, Maltodextrin, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Theobroma Cacao, Titanium Dixocide CI 77891, Water.
It’s hard to describe each flavor, but none of the flavors taste completely “spot on”. None of them are absolutely horrible, but I wouldn’t want to taste a large amount of any of them. That’s not to say that they’re bad though – they’re not, but they just weren’t meant for candy-bar-like munching. They were meant for munching on in small doses, and for that, it works pretty well. They taste okay with a minimal aftertaste, and it makes less of a mess than attempting to pour liquid chocolate all of your body.
My favorite aspect, though, was being able to write with these. Liquid chocolate and other sex chocolate tends to be a bit too liquidy to write without things dripping and moving around while trying to mess with it. The Color Moi body paint actually seems to be a bit thicker than those (more like icing or toothpaste). The applicator of the tube is really small, so you can easily apply the color with just the tube itself (and not require a paintbrush-like other body paints do).
The body paint does dry relatively quickly (within a few minutes if not less). This is a good and bad thing. It does mean that it does take a bit of scrubbing to remove if you don’t want to nibble it all up, and it does mean that, if you want to edit your design a couple minutes later, it’s much harder to do. However, it also means that, if you want to do body art, like shown on the packaging (which is beautiful, by the way, and I LOVE FunFactory’s choice of pictures), you can easily apply multiple colors to make cute pictures without worrying about the two colors running together. For art purposes, the thicker material and the easy-drying aspect of the body paint make it much more suitable for doodling.
The smells of the colors and paints is fantastic as well. Each one of the paints is pretty spot-on, and if you happen to have an artist’s knack for colors, you can sorta mix them to get different colors as well. The smell is subtle, but it definitely smells like it should (chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry), and it tastes like it should as well. Again, I wouldn’t eat a ton of it for breakfast (and the box even recommends that it’s not for regular consumption), but for sensual and sexual use, it definitely does exactly what it needs to in making foreplay more fun and more sexy.
For clean up, you’ll want to use warm water as well as a scrubber to get all of the paint off. Depending on how nuts you go with it, you might want to actually take a full-on shower after use, but if you do a small area, a washcloth should get it all off okay. It does leave a slight sticky sensation unless you wash it off like you’re supposed to, so make sure to wash it off with soap and water to get rid of that sensation.
Overall, I definitely recommend the FunFactory Color Moi Body paints. Each one has a distinct color and smell, and unlike other body paints, they actually are really easy to “paint” with without making a huge mess. They are slightly sticky, but they smell wonderful, taste wonderful, and you can make some beautiful body art with it. Now I just need someone with artistic talent to paint me.
