Sex Toy Collecting

June 12th, 11   •   Posted by Mistress Kay   •   8 Comments

You see, I have a hobby of sorts. Yes, I love reviewing, and yes, I love actually using the sex toy, but my love for my “job” resides in the fact that I just love COLLECTING all of my sex toys. However, I’m not really sure I realized how many toys I had until, while doing these pictures, the boyfriend said “I have to pee”, and I told him to avoid the dildos. That’s an interesting conversation I never thought I’d have. If you guys want to know how lame I was, I was also sore the next day from all of the over-extending to try and reach the toys in the middle without hurting the toys on the edges.

It’s hard to explain how collecting them makes me feel. It’s like collecting anything else, I guess. Just the thought of thinking about having any silicone toy touching my other silicone toys in my silicone toy drawer just makes me brain all happy. Reviewing just happens to be a sideproduct of it. I love using the toys, and I love providing reviews as I can’t imagine there are many people out there with this odd obsession that I seem to have. I love the fact that others can profit from my odd obsession with sex toy collecting.

My biggest collecting obsession, I think, is with books. I love books as I love gathering more knowledge. I actually own some of the full selection of books from some sex toy stores (which is insane), and I’m always on the look-out for a good, educational book. If anything, I’ll put down my own money for books all the time; knowledge is power, right?

Without further ado, though, here’s pictures of the sex toy collection:

Sex Toy Collecting

All of the toys

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All the dildos and vibrators that I don't keep in boxes

Sex Toy Collecting

All of my glass toys

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The toys from the opposite view. This, by the way, is the entire span of my living room.

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Most of our impact toys

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Final view of toys out of boxes. I love how the glass looks.

I know; it’s getting a bit insane, but I like the collection. The pictures don’t include our collars, cuffs, books, DVDs, board games, kink items (rope, clamps, blindfolds) nor our Fleshlight collection. It’s still a large amount of toys though.

Sometimes I have to stop and thinking about what I’m going to do when we have to show this apartment. When we want to move out, we’re going to have to show the apartment to potential buyers. With all of the toys lying out everywhere, I find this to be an insane task. There are board games in plain sight in the closet, and an entire room is dedicated to sex toys, so they are sitting out everywhere. There are four separate bookshelves full of sex-books in plain sight, and my review desk usually has quite a few toys. When people come to visit, we normally just close off the bedroom and the spare bedroom as those have obvious sex things in them.

Besides all this, I think the boyfriend still has more video games. And even with the problems it can cause and the time it takes, I wouldn’t give up my sex toy reviewing for anything.

What about you? Where do you hope your sex toy reviewing will lead you? How many toys is TOO many toys for you?

8 Comments on "Sex Toy Collecting"

Kaijah says...
June 12th, 2011

Oh, wow. Those pictures are absolutely amazing. I love looking at people’s toy storage, but I love looking at the collection all spread out even more! I don’t really have any logical reason for that – I guess I just like seeing all the different shapes, styles, and colors in one big group. Sex toys are fun to look at, it’s like you said it just “makes my brain all happy.”

My collection isn’t nearly the size of yours, but I hope to get there one day. I honestly don’t think there’s such a thing as too many toys! It’s more like I’ll never have enough, though the dildo smorgasbord will make moving an interesting feat if I ever decide I don’t like my current location. I’ll be moving more toys and books than clothes or “necessary” items (like kitchen supplies or bedding).

Epiphora says...
June 13th, 2011

I cannot believe you keep all those BOXES. I get rid of those almost immediately now. It’s part of your complete collection fetish, I assume? I am not quite that neurotic about things. Great pictures, though; I love ’em.

June 13th, 2011

ooh! love it! great collection. I am excited to be expanding my collection. No such thing as too many. Where do I hope my reviewing will lead me? To a big collection. To more opportunities to do giveaways as well. It’s fun to give stuff away, expanding others collections. I’m hoping to get more traffic to my blog to get more involvement in my giveaways. I also enjoy the reviewing as an opportunity to try new things and discover what I like and don’t like. I also like the idea of reviewing because I check reviews first before almost any type of purchase.
great post btw! and impressive pics

Sex Fairy says...
June 21st, 2011

WOW! I’m amazed…I thought I HAD storage issues!! :)
I love the ‘things neatly arranged’ concept. Great photos!

Laura says...
June 21st, 2011

If you have to buy extra storage for your collection it might be getting to the point where it’s getting too big. :D

Huff says...
June 29th, 2011

That is truly a fabulous collection. It must cost you a fortune in batteries. :)
About the question of how many is too many? As long as you’re having fun (and that looks like a LOT of fun) and it doesn’t stop your boyfriend from peeing then I say the more the merrier.

K says...
December 10th, 2011

I basically just want to use all of them.

Beth says...
January 28th, 2013

I am also obsessed with collecting dildos but I dont write reviews on them (not yet anyway). Thank you for sharing your photos I enjoyed visiting your page!!




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