Inked Glass Dual Probe Dildo Review

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Inked Glass Dual Probe Dildo
The packaging for the dildo

The Inked Glass Dual Probe Dildo is a glass sex toy made by California Exotics and sold by FunWares. As you can see, this is actually a double-ended dildo, so it provides two unique sensations during use. The sex toy is made from tempered glass which makes it pretty resistant to breaking. The dildo is clear glass and has a “tattoo” design on the side of it. This sex toy is about seven and a half inches long and has a diameter of about an inch and a forth.

The packaging for this glass sex toy is really basic. It comes in plastic blister packaging that holds the glass toy safe. The packaging actually looks really neat, and I’d say it’s one of CalExotics better designed packages. Sadly, the dildo does not come with any sort of storage bag. I’ve been spoiled to expect my glass sex toys to come with little storage bags.

Now to be honest with you, I’ve never been much of a CalExotics lover. Usually their toys are pretty cheap, but at the same time, they’re usually just a boring knock-off that never ends up lasting that long nor impressing me. However, I think I might have to take a second look at any of their glass sex toys. I’m very impressed with the Inked Glass Dual Probe Dildo.

Inked Glass Dual Probe Dildo
The curve of the dildo

The glass sex toy has a pretty interesting design. Each side provides different sensations. Because it’s glass, the toy will easily insert with no issue. It requires very little, if any, lubrication. Most of the time, a woman’s natural lubrication will be enough to insert this vaginally. One side of the sex toy has a slight curve along with a bigger head that makes insertion more pleasurable. The opposite side has four little bulbs on it for an interesting sensation. When using one side, the opposite side always makes for a good handle. The bulbed end makes a lot better handle than the smooth side though. With either side, you’ll have a decent handle that will keep the dildo from slipping around too much.

When I received this, I was a bit concerned about the ink chipping off of the dildo and leaving a mess elsewhere. However, it doesn’t seem to do that. I’ve tried to scratch my fingernail on the ink, and none of it came off. Even after use, it doesn’t seem to flake off while everything is still warm. I’ve tried scratching it off in multiple places, but none of it seems to flaking off. Another reviewer found that the ink would come off if tape was applied, but that’s not exactly a common usage, so I can’t fault it for that. However, with all of my regular use, it doesn’t seem to cause any sort of a problem.

Inked Glass Dual Probe Dildo
The design on the dildo

The dildo works really nicely. The bulbed end provides an interesting sensation that I can’t say I’m too fond of. I’ve never really liked the bulbed sensations that some glass sex toys can provide; I just think it’s a personal preference. However, it does work itself up from a small bulb to a larger bulb which allows a nice bit of stretching while still being really pleasurable.

I did enjoy the curved end a lot more though. The bigger head of the dildo made it a bit harder to insert, but once that bigger head was in, the shaft is less than an inch in diameter, so the head ends up providing a pretty “filling” sensation. It slightly touched up against my g-spot, but I have a pretty deep g-spot, so most g-spot toys don’t hit it. If the average g-spot toy hits your g-spot, this glass dildo will as well. Because it’s so slick, it’s really comfortable and easy to insert. Since the glass is rigid, it will provide quite a bit of pressure to the g-spot once you actually get it up against your g-spot. A rocking motion seems to work better than thrusting, but both seem to be pretty pleasurable.

Inked Glass Dual Probe Dildo
More of the design

Along with all of this, if you enjoy temperature play, this glass sex toy works great. You can let it sit in warm or cold water, and the glass will pick up the temperature of the water. If it’s just left out at room temperature, though, the toy does stay at room temperature, so there’s no worrying about picking up a frigid dildo when you want to play.

Cleaning up the Inked Glass Dual Probe Dildo is a snap. You just have to use warm water and antibacterial soap to scrub it up. If you are concerned about the inking, a condom fits great over it, and this dildo can also be sterilized with bleach. (Though I haven’t tried it and I’m not sure how it would effect the inking.) It’s compatible with all types of lubricant, and while it can go back in the original packaging for storage, a padded storage bag would keep the dildo much safer.

I like the Inked Glass Dual Probe Dildo – a lot. It’s definitely an amazing sex toy for beginners because the shape is nice, it’s a body-safe material, and the “tattoo” design makes it a unique toy. It’s also great for experienced sex toy users who are just looking to own something with a neat design. If tattoos or the design are your cup of tea, it’s worth checking out – especially for the amazing price. It provides great sensations that feel very pleasurable for a dildo. I just wish it came with a storage bag. Thanks to FunWares for sending me the Inked Glass Dual Probe Dildo.

Mistress Kay
Mistress Kay
Sex toy reviewer, kink educator, and weirdo who is constantly staging pretty photos for sex toys.

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