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With a unique design, the Hole Punch Mother Interior Silicone Dildo is a body-safe, hand-crafted “Catholic dildo” made by Hole Punch Sex Toys and sold by SheVibe. It’s made entirely from silicone with a subtly flared base at the bottom. The Hole Punch Mother Interior Silicone Dildo is 8.75″ in total length with a thickness of 1.75″ at the widest point – near the “booty” of the dildo. It has a realistic-ish human-like shape, and there is a visible seam that runs both sides of the dildo – though it isn’t tactile enough to be felt during use.
I’m not sure the Hole Punch Mother Interior Silicone Dildo takes the cake for the “weirdest” dildo I’ve reviewed here, but it’s certainly in the top 10. As you can see, the dildo is shaped like a Catholic Nun. If you check the manufacturer’s page, you’ll see some mighty puns in the description including: “Hell never felt so heavenly with this soft silicone lady of the cloth. So curvy, you’ll PRAY to be kept after school…”
So yes, I love Hole Punch Toys as a company in general. It helps that they’re hand-made in Minnesota in the US, and it’s a small company that’s owned by just a few people (I think!). They’re hand-made and made in small batches. And yes, they have lots of toys that are just as tongue-in-cheek as this one including options like carrot buttplugs or rocket-ship dildos. It’s pretty awesome.
Back to the topic at hand: the Mother Interior Silicone Dildo. It’s a straight-ish dildo with a whole lot of diameter changes throughout the shaft. Mother Interior has a very seriously-large butt, and you get some diameter changes all around the praying hands and her head as well. Throughout the entirety of the shaft, you have a constant diameter change – all the way up to 1.75″ at the widest point (around that booty). So the Mother Interior definitely requires a bit of stretching – though if you’re not up to it, you still have about 2.5″ of dildo before you hit that “big booty” if you just want to use the upper portion.
As mentioned before, the Mother Interior Silicone Dildo is made from high-quality silicone. It’s a matte-type silicone that doesn’t feel tacky or “grippy” on the hands. It’s extremely flexible, and it could be bent back in on itself if that’s what you wanted to do. The dildo has some plushness to it, but that doesn’t help the size feel like less of the size. It definitely still feels like its full 1.75″ at that point. But it does help that it squishes in pretty nicely too.
The Mother Interior Silicone Dildo also stands up on its own with no issues (including bumping the table doesn’t knock it down), so this can make a decent display piece – if that’s part of your kink.
When it comes to use, the Mother Interior Silicone Dildo is a pretty good dildo if you’re a fan of regular diameter changes on your dildo. That is, if you enjoy the sensation of something stretching you out then hitting a smaller diameter, over and over, the Mother Interior Silicone Dildo makes a good choice. Because of its diameter designs throughout the entirety of the toy, it offers that feeling a couple of times throughout the 8.75″ length.
The Mother Interior is definitely a “straight-shot” type of dildo as well. It doesn’t have any interior curves to hit deeper g-spots or any textures to offer different tactile sensations during use. Instead, it definitely relies on its kink-focused design (religious dildo) and its constantly changing thickness to provide pleasure. Unless you have a particularly shallow g-spot or p-spot (you lucky ducks!), don’t expect the dildo to hit those innermost erogenous zones. Instead, it can hit other erogenous zones (like the cervix pleasure spots and any deeply-interior spots) in addition to adding some unique stretching sensations during use.
(And honestly, if you’re playing with the Mother Interior for the kink aspect – which I imagine most people are! – it’s pretty damn hot for that too! If you’re into the look of the toy, there’s a whole lot of “hot” to be had as you watch the “head” of the dildo slide into whatever hole you’re using. You’re only left with the hands and cross-decoration on the dildo which is definitely a pretty intense visual!)
It’s worth noting that I don’t think the Hole Punch Mother Interior dildo is a particularly great “fast thrusting” dildo. Maybe your body is different than mine, though. I find that fast/quick thrusting tends to lose a lot of the nuances of the stretching sensations, and it tends to feel more aggravating on my body than pleasurable. This religious dildo seems like a much better fit for when you want to take your time, think about your fantasies, and slide the toy in and out and relish the sensations of all of the thickness/thinness. It tends to provide a lot more pleasure that way (at least for me!).
The base of this Catholic dildo is completely flat. It doesn’t have a suction cup base, a bullet hole, or any other fancy additions. Just a flat base. The base is a graduated size into the shaft of the toy as well; it doesn’t have that “surrounding flatness” that you see in a lot of flared base dildos. This can make it a bit awkward to use in a strap-on harness unless you have a perfectly sized O-ring. It does, however, offer a fantastic hand-hold for the dildo – no matter which side of the toy you’re on. For self-pleasure, the substantial base doesn’t bend or “give” with tight grips. For pleasure on another, the substantial base almost feels like a “handle” if you aren’t using the full 8.75″ inches. It’s a well-designed base that does what it needs to do.
The Hole Punch Sex Toys Nun dildo comes in a cardboard, cylindrical tube. This tube is like the tube you get posters in – and it has removable caps like the poster tubes as well. (Honestly, I think it’s a poster tube). There’s a sticker on one side of the cardboard cylinder, but otherwise, the packaging is entirely discreet and insanely sturdy, so you could use this for long-term storage of the Mother Interior dildo for a long time if you wanted. It is likely recyclable in most areas as well.
This Catholic dildo is also pretty easy to clean too. As it’s made from solid silicone with no mechanical parts, it’s entirely waterproof and easy to sterilize. A quick boil in a pot of boiling water will sanitize it (3 minutes), or you can use warm water and a mild soap for a regular bath for your dildo. As it doesn’t have too much texture, cleaning it doesn’t require too much effort; you’ll just want to make sure to take time to clean around the “arms” and “face” area at those have the smallest bend to them. When using lube, make sure to pick up a water-based lube. Silicone-based lube can harm the material. And storage is simple with the included packaging – or just stand it up somewhere!
Overall, if you’re into the visual of the toy or love the sensation of stretching, the Hole Punch Mother Interior dildo is going to be a good fit for you. In addition to the fact that it’s hand-made by a small company in Minnesota, it’s just an all-around amazing and unique sex toy that communicates the exact vision they were going for. Enjoy the constant stretching sensation as the long toy hits some of your most innermost spots. The base makes it easy to hold onto, and the design makes it simple to clean. I just wouldn’t recommend it if you’re looking for fast thrusting, g-spot/p-spot use for a deep spot, or strap-on use. Otherwise, have a field day! Thanks to SheVibe for providing this Catholic Nun dildo for my Hole Punch Mother Interior silicone dildo review.
