Paloqueth Vibrating Cock Ring Review

October 19th, 17   •   Posted by Mistress Kay   •   No Comments »

Paloqueth Vibrating Cock Ring

The Paloqueth Vibrating Cock ring is a hybrid between a functional, restricting cock ring and a large, clitoral vibrator. The stretchy (4.7″ stretchability!) TPR ring is attached to a 3″ vibrator that features 10 functions of vibration (3 steady vibration modes with 7 patterns). Fully waterproof, this toy is also rechargeable via the included USB cord. With a slight curve at the attachment point, this couple’s ring can be used for self-stimulation of the testicles or of the clitoris or other sensitive areas of a partner.

Since the cock ring ships from Amazon, expect your cock ring’s shipping to be entirely discreet. Inside the outer shipping box, the cock ring will be in a small, plain, unmarked brown box with a warehouse UPC. Inside the box, the cock ring is packaged tightly with an instruction book, an opaque purple mesh drawstring storage bag, and a USB charging cable.

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Instead of the standard vibrating cock ring designed that’s designed to be “small”, the Paloqueth Vibrating Cock Ring decided to go another route. The cock ring’s attached vibrator is large and sticks out vertically away from the ring. The vibe is 3″ in length. This longer vibrator will allow the wearer to easily hit the pleasure points. When using the ring against a vagina, the Paloqueth Vibrating Cock Ring will be more likely to hit the clitoris. When using it solo, the toy will provide vibrations against the testicles. It isn’t just a small vibrator that only vibrates near the base of the cock. Instead, the larger vibrator allows the vibrations to reach a further area.

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In addition to being a larger vibrator, the toy also features some textured bumps along its curved surface. These bumps look like they’re designed to add extra pleasure to the sensation of the vibrations. I find them more annoying and painful than pleasurable when the ring is used dry. However, they’re tolerable if you lubricate this area with water-based lubricant. I’d much rather the toy didn’t have them at all – as it adds an extra pain for cleaning and doesn’t add much to the sensation. If you tend to enjoy these little “ticklers” on other vibrators, though, you might enjoy their sensation on this couple’s ring. I find they’re a bit too tough and short to offer a lot of pleasure for me.

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Unlike “disposable” cock rings or cock rings that require watch batteries, the Paloqueth Amazon cock ring is a reusable and rechargeable cock ring. The ring includes a waterproof charging port at the base of the vibrator portion. Plus the included USB charger into the ring and then plug it into a USB port (or a USB wall adapter). The vibrator will then charge. Charging the toy is extremely simple, and with charging the toy fully before every use or two, I’ve never had the battery die at an inopportune time.

The Paloqueth cock ring was designed to be as easy to use as possible. The vibrator has three different, easy-to-press buttons on the surface of the toy. Press and hold one of the buttons to turn the vibrator on or off. The other two buttons scroll through vibration patterns easily. (As-in, one of them is a “back” and one of them is a “forward” to control your choice of pattern.) This makes it simple to go back to a favorite pattern if you accidentally scroll past the one you were looking to enjoy.

Paloqueth Vibrating Cock Ring

The cock ring has a bunch of little lights on it. These lights will likely help you figure out what setting the ring is on – and they can be especially useful if you’re using this ring on a partner or aren’t feeling the vibrations at that particular moment. The backlit control area’s lighting follows the current pattern that the vibrator is on. That is, if you’re enjoying a gentle pulsation vibration, the backlight will also be gently turning on and off. There’s also an (unnecessary, but cool) light that scrolls through various colors that backlights the “Paloqueth” logo at the bottom of the toy.

I’m a bit surprised by the placement of the vibration control buttons. They’re nestled in the middle of the textured area designed to rest against the pleasure area (clitoris, testicles, etc.) This means that you’ll need to break contact with you (or your partner’s) skin in order to change the vibration or pattern level. Luckily, the connection point of the ring to the vibrator is pretty flexible, so it’s easy to twist this toy around and easily see the control buttons to change the patterns, but it’s definitely surprising that the company would choose to place the control buttons in the middle of the pleasure area – and in the middle of an area that’s likely to be covered in fluid and require extra cleaning.

Paloqueth Vibrating Cock Ring

When it comes to the vibrations, the Paloqueth Cock Ring might be a fantastic choice for you if you love buzzier vibrations. The vibrations on this cock ring definitely fall under “surface level”, and they can become too unpleasant for me to even feel on my fingers for more than 10 seconds. Even at the highest setting, the toy isn’t particularly strong. Many standard bullet vibrators offer a stronger and deeper sensation. Luckily, for many people, this cock ring may not be in contact with a body constantly as the toy moves away and towards the body with each thrust.

The vibrations can also be felt in the base of the penis through the ring itself, but it’s not nearly as powerful as touching the vibrator directly.

Don’t worry too much about the sound of this cock ring. It’s a pretty quiet ring. Even in a completely silent house, it’s impossible to hear this cock ring through a closed door. It’s a very discreet sound that gets even softer when pressed between two bodies.

With that being said, I think you can figure out that I don’t like the vibrations. They’re just more annoying and numbing than pleasurable. However, where I’ve found that the Paloqueth Vibrating Cock Ring can succeed is a pleasurable grinding surface. When lubricated and positioned right, vibrator portion offers a nice, large surface that can provide clitoral stimulation. With the right type of thrusting and stimulation, even without the vibrations, this toy can offer a grinding surface that can lead to hands-free orgasms in a way that other cock rings cannot.

What about putting on this cock ring? Like many cock rings, you’re going to want to avoid snagging your pubic hair. With this ring, the TPR material tends to tug hair a bit more than other types of rings. Reducing the snagging can be done a couple of ways. For one, make sure to lubricate the base of the penis and the ring of the cock ring with water-based lubricant. This makes it less likely to tug. Your other option is always to shave or trim pubic hair before wearing the ring. The water-based lubricant will reduce quite a few of the potential, painful tugs, though, so if you’d prefer to keep your pubic hair, just keep some good water-based lubricant around.

The ring might look particularly small unstretched, but this TPR stretches particularly nicely. I’ve been able to get it up to a decent, 3″ circle when using both hands. It’s definitely a two-hand installation job, but once it’s on, it does a decent job of restricting blood flow without being tight enough to be painful. This is definitely a ring that will act as a “ring” – and be tight enough to help increase your erection. Some of those jelly cock rings are more decorative than tightening.

Paloqueth Vibrating Cock Ring

Paloqueth Vibrating Cock Ring

Made of TPR material and waterproof, this vibrating couple’s ring is extremely simple to clean. Use warm water and anti-bacterial soap, and you’ll have a clean ring in no time. Make sure to take extra care around the textured bumps as this area will likely get a lot of bodily fluids in it. In fact, you may want to use a toothbrush or other soft-bristled item to clean between the texturing. If choosing to lubricate the ring for easier wear, make sure to use a water-based lubricant to avoid harming the surface of the ring. For storage, the original box or the included drawstring pouch both work fine for keeping this ring safe.

Overall, if you enjoy softer, surface vibrations, a textured surface, and are looking for a couple’s ring that will offer a wider area of stimulation, the Paloqueth Vibrating Cock Ring might be a good fit for you. Along with the added cock ring’s blood restriction, the ring offers a large, grindable surface to offer clitoral stimulation – even without the equipped vibrations. Thanks to Paloqueth for providing this vibrating cock ring for my vibrating penis ring review.

Aqua Erosense Water-Based Lubricant Review

October 12th, 17   •   Posted by Mistress Kay   •   No Comments »

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Water-based and designed to be body-friendly, the Aqua Erosense Water-Based lubricant is a lubricant with a long list of features produced by Sensuva and sold by Lubezilla. THis lubricant is paraben-free, vegan, glycerin-free, and cruelty-free. It also says it’s gluten-free (though I haven’t heard of gluten being an issue with lubricant?). It’s also supposed to be pH balanced, and it has a use life of 24 months. This lubricant is made by Sensuva – the makers of ON, a popular female arousal oil. This particular bottle is a 4.2 ounce size.

This water-based lubricant comes in a standard plastic bottle. The bottle has a push-top lid, and it allows lubricant to be applied pretty liberally. You’ll need to use lighter squeezes if you’re only trying to apply a little bit. On the bright side, because of the consistency of this water-based lubricant, you’ll likely get to use every drop of this bottle without too much issue. I’ve never had any problems with the bottle leaking.

Unlike some lubricants, Aqua Erosense is definitely on the thinner-liquid side. Some water-based lubricants seem more like a thick gel while this one is definitely closer to water consistency. This means that it’ll run off of the area you apply it to particularly easily. This can be a good thing – or a not-so-good thing, but it’s something you need to keep in mind. In particular, I find it really helpful for re-lubricating toys without needing to touch the toy again. Squirt a bit onto the slightly-off-center tip of a dildo, and it’ll run down the entire shaft – lubricating as it goes. On the other hand, though, if you aren’t careful, it drips pretty easily onto surfaces. (But it’s non-staining and very easy to clean up, so that’s also something to keep in mind.)

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When it came to lubricating an area, the lubricant does a pretty good job – but it’s a relatively thinner lube, and it doesn’t do it for particularly long. When it’s working, it works great, and it lubricates nice and easily without much added thickness. However, it’ll require a reapplication relatively soon – probably within five minutes of first applying it. It doesn’t get gunky or gross once the lubricant is drying up, but you’ll definitely notice a tug along the skin as-if it wasn’t lubricated. This makes it work pretty well for shorter sessions (especially quickies), but any marathon/Tantric/anal sex might be better suited for a different lubricant. This one is great if you just require a little bit of added wetness/slickness for what you’re doing.

As a water-based lubricant, it’s pretty easy to clean up. Warm water and anti-bacterial soap will clean it right up off most surfaces. I don’t have much of a problem with a wet wipe getting rid of all of it with this one either. (Or just toilet paper for intercourse use) As a water-based lubricant, it’s also safe for all uses – intercourse, masturbation, sex toys, with latex barriers, or any other use you could think of. You could even use it to lubricate a squeaky door (though that’s probably not the best use for it). Try to store the bottle upright during storage, but I’ll admit I’ve never had any problems with leaking, so it may not be a huge deal.

According to the bottle, Aqua Erosense Ingredients: Certified Organic Aloe Vera Juice (Aloe Barbadensis) Water, Cellulose, Propanediol, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Citric Acid, Natural Flavors.

Overall, the Aqua Erosense is a fantastic lubricant if you’re worried about ingredients and aren’t concerned about regular reapplication of the lubricant. If you tend to masturbate for long periods of time or have sex marathons, you might want to pick a lubricant that doesn’t require as much reapplication. However, if you’re concerned about ingredients and happy to enjoy a worry-free lube experience, this one might work out okay for you. (Though if you’re worried about ingredients, I’d offer Good Clean Love or Blossom Organics.) Thanks to LubeZilla for providing this Sensuva water-based lubricant for my Aqua Erosense review.

Fantasy Xtensions 9″ Silicone Extension Review

October 05th, 17   •   Posted by Mistress Kay   •   No Comments »

Fantasy Xtensions 9" Silicone Extension

Designed as a huge penis extension option, you have the Fantasy XTensions 9″ Silicone Extension. Hollow on the inside, the interior chamber is made from hard plastic while the external portions of the dildo are covered in silicone. This large dildo comes with an O-ring attached to stretchy harness straps that can be used (and removed, as desired) to hold the dildo up against the body. The interior chamber is 1.6″ in diameter while the exterior total size of the dildo is slightly under 2.5″ diameter with a circumference of about 7″. The dildo is 9″ in total length. The optional-use, included harness fits a variety of body sizes all the way up to 50″.

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While the box this dildo comes in isn’t discreet, it is made from cardboard and relatively sturdy for long-term storage. The box includes the market wording for the dildo – but that will give you all the information and numbers you need for the toy. The box is noticeably larger than the dildo itself (about 3x the size of the toy), but it’s well-designed and pretty to look at. Again, though, while it makes a good storage option due to its sturdy cardboard, it’s also not particularly discreet.

This sex toy also comes with a couple sample-sized packets of Pipedream Products’ other products. That is two small, Antibacterial Toy Cleaners (single-use pouches) along with a single-use sample of their Moist Body Lotion which is a water-based lubricant. All samples are single-use – and they should be enough to give you all you’d need for that single use. (You might want some water-based lubricant for the outside surface of the dildo, though. This sample pouch only seems to provide enough to lubricate the interior.)

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Depending on the penis size of the user, it’s possible to fit an hard, erect penis inside of this large hollow penis extension. The interior opening is 1.6″ in diameter – which is definitely large enough for some erect penises. Whether erect or flaccid, make sure to add lubricant to the biological penis before sliding it into the hole of this extension for comfort. The interior material of the extension is a slick plastic (which is unlike the exterior material which is a draggy-type of silicone), though, which helps with slipping the biological penis inside of your hollow dildo.

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This strap-on penis extension is not for the feint of heart for the receiver. Not even in the slightest. Along with that 9″ of advertised length comes a noticeably-thick girth – over 3″. That girth makes it, well, HUGE. It’s not just “huge”, it’s HUGE. It rivals some of the girths of toys in “Large Toys” sections of sex toy sites. Unless you particularly enjoy stretching or thicker toys/penises, you’ll probably want to take things extremely slowly with this one. Make sure to use lots of lubricant and go gently to allow your body to warm up to the size of this toy.

Now, this thing is not kidding about being the “ultimate” “performance” enhancer – and that’s because it transfers virtually no sensation to the penis itself while wearing it. If you want your partner to stay nice and aroused without much sensation on their penis to cause orgasm, this is the extension to get. There will be, quite literally, zero sensation translated to the penis inside of the extension. The interior plastic makes sure of this. This make be exactly what you want – or not what you want. It’s just something to be aware of.

For the above reason – and because of the long length and girth of this strap-on dildo – I’d really recommend this strap-on dildo over penis for people with cuckold or submission fantasies. Without involving a third person in their kink, the dildo can be strapped onto the body and provide a different experience than a person’s own biological size.

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Fantasy Xtensions 9" Silicone Extension

Fantasy Xtensions 9" Silicone Extension

On another note, with thorough cleaning and sterilization, the elastic harness and O-ring can be removed from the base of the extension, and this dildo can be slipped into any strap-on harness. Which means that it can be used for pegging or by a person who doesn’t have a penis. The included elastic harness also allows for pegging/non-penis use. For many people, as cuckolding/submission fantasies tend to coincide to an interest in pegging/anal sex, this allows for an easy, multi-purpose toy with one purchase.

However, don’t assume that this Fantasy Xtensions 9″ Silicone Extension must be used with kink purposes in mind. It can be just as useful for non-kink sex between partners who love large, filling toys and stretching their bodies. The thick size and long length allows for a larger experience than most biological penises – and it offers a secondary bonus of being able to be strapped on comfortably by someone who owns a biological penis.

(Most penis extension options that come with harnesses don’t have a simple way to remove the harness. The fact that this does offers more flexibility and fun.)

This dildo will not stay on the body/penis without using the included waist harness. When it comes to the waist harness, it is entirely removable. The D-ring just slips off of the top of the dildo when no tension is applied. With the flared, harness-compatible base of this large silicone penis extension, this means you can use this extension in your own favorite harness if you’d like.

Want to take advantage of the included harness, though? The harness is made of a super-stretchy spandex material that will stretch out to fit over a 50″ body. Despite its ability to stretch so thoroughly, thicker bodies will likely find the very-thin spandex bands to get uncomfortable/tight against the skin with longer use periods. In addition to the spandex material of the harness, both the waist strap and the between-the-legs strap offer a sliding buckle that alows you to lengthen or shorten the straps. The harness may not be snug on someone of a 28″ waist, but it should provide enough support to keep the huge hollow penis extension on the penis. Do be aware that the penis extension is noticeably hefty 9 especially when jutting out of the body – and making sure to keep the harness as snug as possible will help support the weight best.

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There are two things to consider cleaning when finishing up with your Fantasy Xtensions 9″ Silicone Extension. You’ll need to make sure both the exterior and the interior of this dildo are clean and ready to go. As the interior is a closed-tunnel, high-pressure water or a gentle bottle/cup cloth will work to clean out the inside the best. The interior is made of plastic, but I’d recommend against abrasive brushes to avoid scratching up the plastic. Any sort of deep scratches against this plastic are going to be frustrating/irritating during use. For external cleaning, this dildo can be cleaned with a warm water/anti-bacterial scrub. Between those two things, you should have a happy and clean toy that’s ready to play with.

Due to the width and length of this extension, if you plan on covering it with a condom, a large-sized/Magnum-sized condom will be the least frustrating to roll on. You will also want to use water-based lubricant with it – for both the external and internal lubrication needs. For storage, I (personally, thought I haven’t tested it) am not convinced it’s made of entirely, 100% silicone due to the manufacturer, so I tend to store it in a plastic bag with the rest of my silicone dildos as it’s become a favorite. You could also choose to utilize the cardboard storage box – though it’s noticeably larger than the size of the toy itself.

Overall, the Fantasy XTensions 9″ Silicone Extension isn’t going to be a sex toy for everyone, but it’s going to be an amazing fit for those who it’s designed for. Along with being versatile and functional as a regular dildo, this extension allows for minimal sensation to the wearer alongside a functional harness that will fit a wide variety of bodies. Plus, the dildo is just gigantic! Thanks to BoudoirNoir sex toys for providing this large extension for a penis for my Fantasy XTensions 9″ Silicone Extension.

Semenette Ejaculating Silicone POP Dildo Review

September 29th, 17   •   Posted by Mistress Kay   •   No Comments »

Semenette Ejaculating Silicone POP Dildo Review

One body-safe, ejaculating, harness-compatible dildo, coming right up! That’s basically the Pop Dildo in a nutshell. Made from the same shape of the FunFactory Boss dildo, the Pop Dildo (made by Semenette) takes things one step further: it equips the already-awesome dildo design with the ability to shoot liquids. This silicone dildo is 7″ in length with a diameter of slightly over 1 and a 1/2″. The tubing is entirely removable for use without the ejaculation system. The manufacturer also sells Tube Refill kits with brand new tubes and bulb pumps to ensure you can switch out the tubing if you ever have any cleanliness concerns.

Like most FunFactory-manufactured items, the Pop Dildo comes in lovely packaging. There’s an interior box that slides into an external slipcover. The slipcover provides a lot of information about the toy, and the entire box is stable enough to be used for long-term storage of the dildo. To be honest, with all of the tiny bits and parts of this system, I’d recommend just keeping it in the original box. It helps keep things together quite nicely, and everything goes easily into the box. The Semenette POP Dildo comes with the dildo itself, a standard-sized pump bulb, 3 custom plastic tips, 3 replacement interior tubes, and 3 locks.

Semenette Ejaculating Silicone POP Dildo Review

Semenette Ejaculating Silicone POP Dildo Review

Let’s talk about the basic design of the Pop Dildo itself – ignoring the ability to ejaculate. The dildo is made of a nice, body-safe silicone. It’s definitely on the “draggier” side of things – even with lubricant, the dildo retains a slightly-textured feeling when dragging your fingers over its surface. The dildo also has a slightly-curved tip designed for g-spot or p-spot stimulation. The curve is not extreme enough to hit my own, but the flexibility of the tip is relatively minimal, so the dildo does retain some of this curve internally – and doesn’t bend easily into a straight shaft under pressure.

The Pop Silicone Ejaculating Dildo retains quite a fantastic bit of flexibility too. It has flexibility near the curved tip and near the middle of the shaft, but the dildo has very little give around the base of the toy. This works particularly well for insertion purposes. After all, when dildos fold easily in half (or compress near the base), it can be difficult to peg someone – and frustrating. The Pop Dildo has none of those problems. It has held its shape fantastically and with no problems.

Semenette Ejaculating Silicone POP Dildo Review

Semenette Ejaculating Silicone POP Dildo Review

The POP Dildo by Semenette might seem a bit scary/complicated to use at first, but it’s honestly pretty simple. I’d highly recommend watching the below video in addition to the instruction manual, though. The instruction manual makes it sound complicated and honestly could use some diagrams instead of full-text.

The basis? You are going to take the dildo and slide one of the included tubes into the hole in the toy – shoving it in from the base. Once you do that, you’re going to go ahead and attach one of the locks to the tip of the toy. You then connect the squeeze bulb to the other end. The tube will likely be sticking decently far out of the tip of the dildo. You slide this tube into a container/bowl/etc. of the liquid you’d like to shoot – using pressure you’ve placed on the bulb to draw the liquid into the hose and bulb. Once you’ve done that, pulling the tube from the base will cause the tip’s excess tubing to pull into the tip, and the tubing itself will disappear from view. You’ll be locked and locked and ready to go.

As a quick view of exactly how to use the Semenette Pop Dildo, check out their video. It does a fantastic job of showing everything at a glance:

Easy enough, right? That’s just the point. A lot of attention and love was given to the Semenette Pop Dildo. Many cum tube dildos have a non-removable tube – making it a pain in the butt to clean. Other dildos use a giant syringe to sploosh out all of the liquid – making it difficult to peg with or just meaning you have to stop the fun to attach a syringe. Other ejaculating dildos have the tube sticking out from the bottom of the toy -making it extremely uncomfortable to strap-on.

Semenette’s Pop Dildo does none of those things. The tube is entirely removable for simple, thorough cleaning. The base allows for the tube to stick directly out of the bottom -or out of the side of the base. There’s no uncomfortable, rough tip at the top. The silicone Pop Dildo also uses a small, attached squeeze bulb to squeeze out all of the liquid inside of the tube. The bulb is removable, but due to its screw-in design, it doesn’t fall off with lots of movement. It’s ready when you need it.

Semenette Ejaculating Silicone POP Dildo Review

Semenette Ejaculating Silicone POP Dildo Review

If you care about body-safe materials (which you likely should at least consider!), the Pop Dildo is one of the very few “mainstream” options that offer a silicone dildo that’s capable of ejaculation. Some of the dildo manufacturers that make fantastical options (such as Bad Dragon and their dragon dildos, etc.) make ejaculating dildos, but none of them seem to make body-safe somewhat-realistic human-based dildos. A lot of the realistic, human-based dildos out there seem to be made from hard-to-sterilize materials like rubber or PVC. Not the POP Dildo. The POP dildo is made from FunFactory’s trustworthy (and lovely) silicone, and you can be sure that you can sterilize and make this dildo ready for use with new partners/new uses anytime you’d like.

Another thing that sets the Pop Dildo apart from other ejaculating options is the small footprint of the tubing system. It’s not huge. It’s not unwieldy. While a longer tube system might make it easier to reach for odd sex positions for solo use, the longer tube system is usually a pain for partnered use – or just makes it too awkward for me to want to use in a strap-on harness. The Pop Dildo’s tube only extends slightly over 7″ outside of the base of the dildo when set-up and ready to go. It’s a small, easy-to-move around tube as well. It curls up easily, and as long as you don’t squeeze the bulb, the liquid doesn’t come out. When hand holding the dildo, it easily can just be gathered in the palm of the hand at the base of the dildo and held against the dildo with the bulb sticking out of the side. It makes for pretty comfortable, one-handed use with no concerns.

With all of those things in mind, the Pop! Dildo makes a fantastic strap-on ejaculating dildo. There’s really just no other toy on the market that “does” it as well as this silicone ejaculating dildo does. Why? Because the tubing is there – but it isn’t ridiculous or unmanageable. The tubing offers a squeeze-bulb that doesn’t slide off or doesn’t require “assembly” at the moment of ejaculation. The tubing slides easily under a strap on my strap-on harness, and whenever I’d like, I just pull out the tubing (to reduce squeezing the flow), press the bulb, and viola – ejaculation. It’s a 2-second process. Other dildos will require loading up a large syringe full of liquid at the moment of ejaculation – which certainly can’t stay in place during the entire penetration session. The POP Dildo makes it easy to move from “pegging” to “ejaculating” within seconds. It really does feel like a natural, comfortable transition.

Do you know what else it does fantastically? It works particularly well for all-day wear if you like to wear “hard”. The base is comfortable against the body, the dildo is flexible enough to get shoved up in panties/clothes, and with the tube design, the base’s tube never uncomfortably rubs against the body. In addition, it uses a very small amount of lubricant in its tube – which means I can pack a small travel-size bottle of lubricant in my purse or shorts, and when I’m ready to use, I just have to slide out the tube, suck some up, push the tube back in, and my already-worn dildo will be ready for squirting. (Though when wearing this in a harness, it takes a bit more effort than it’d seem. I’d recommend excusing yourself to the bathroom for a couple minutes, and you’ll be “locked and loaded” when you get back.)

Now what should you “lock and load” with? It really depends on your preference. The Semenette POP Dildo can be used with biological ejaculate to induce pregnancy if that’s your thing. It also can be used with virtually any other liquid under the sun – but use common sense. The manufacturer recommends POP Lube which is specifically formulated with Sliquid. (I generally love Sliquid lubes, so I’d likely enjoy this recommendation, but I haven’t tried it). I have, however, tried a couple water-y, thin water-based lubricants, and those work fantastic. Bad Dragon’s Cum Lube also works particularly well and has that “white” look that many ejaculate-viewers might be going for. (For purely visual purposes, we’ve found that White Chocolate Drizzle [found near the coffee aisle or ice cream aisle] mixed with some water will be thin enough and white enough to look about right. Please don’t put that anywhere near the butt or vagina, though.)

For best use with the internal tube, thinner lubricants seem to work best. Some of my thicker, “gel” lubricants don’t seem to shoot out with the same ease that the thinner ones do. Definitely stick with lubricant that is closer to a water-like consistency. Move the bottle back and forth in your hands to see the consistency of the lubricant in the bottle if purchasing a bottle specifically for the POP Dildo. You want something that splashes around pretty easily in the bottle. Do make sure to stick with water-based lubricants unless you do a spot test with silicone-based lubricants on the tube and dildo. (Though, honestly, cleaning the silicone-based lubricants out of the tube will likely be a giant pain in the butt, so I recommend sticking with water-based.)

It’s worth noting that the squeeze bulbs for the Pop Dildo – while fantastic in their ease of use and ability to stay out of the way – also can only hold so much liquid. If you want to shoot after exhausting your first “shot”, you need to reload the entire dildo again – or screw on another pre-loaded bulb. This means you’re pretty much limited to the size of the bulb in terms of how much liquid the dildo can hold. Semenette sells a larger bulb that holds more liquid, but it’s still much more on the “smaller” end of ejaculate scale compared to many dildos. If you’re hoping to give your partner a lot of liquids internally, this is probably not the way to do it.

In our experimentations, the receiver couldn’t feel the lubricant squirted into the body during use. You’ll definitely want something with more of a capacity for that. However, the dildo gives more than enough if you want a pleasant visual – such as ejaculation on the face or on the body. The dildo also does a pretty good job of adding internal lubrication if you’re just looking to slicken up someone’s insides for easier penetration.

Semenette Ejaculating Silicone POP Dildo Review

Cleaning is not a simple task with the Pop Dildo, but it was designed to be as simple as they could possibly make it. The tubing system pulls directly out of the dildo. The squeeze bulb allows you to pull soapy water directly into the bulb itself and rinse out the interior of the bulb with drawing in the cleanser and then squirting it back out. The tubing can be tossed after use or you can (and should!) take the time to clean it thoroughly. Once the dildo is empty of the tubing system, the POP Silicone Squirting Dildo can be boiled or cleaned in a water/bleach solution for full sterilization.

The manufacturer recommends tossing the interior tubing after every use for full cleanliness reasons. In fact, it’s pretty adamant that you should do that. It’s up to you if you choose to abide by the recommendation – especially since the tubing seems like it’s made from silicone. While the tubing should be thoroughly and completely washed after every use, it may not be budget-friendly to replace the tubing after every ejaculation. The company sells a kit with 5 additional tubes and a bulb replacement, so when you replace the tubing (which you should on occasion or after any potentially concerning encounters), it’s possible to rebuy the tubing without splurging for an entirely new toy.

While it may defeat some of the reason some couples may be using the POP dildo, it’s also possible to use a condom with this dildo. You’ll still get the visual of ejaculating without possible bacteria contamination of the dildo’s interior tubing.

You can always use the POP dildo without the ejaculating tubing as well. If you’re going to do that, however, I’d recommend covering the toy with a condom to avoid getting difficult-to-clean fluids in the empty hole.

Don’t forget to use lubricant with your POP dildo’s shaft as well. While some silicone toys may require minimal lubricant when used for vaginal purposes, the draggy-type silicone of the POP Dildo is not one of those toys. Even with really lubricated orifices, it’s best to add some external sex lubricant. I’d recommend water-based lubricant, but if you’re dead-set on silicone-based, make sure you do a spot test along the base to make sure the lubricant is compatible with the material of this dildo.

Overall, while the Pop Dildo isn’t going to be loading your partner full of tons of liquid or lube, it’s one of the only non-fantastical, ejaculating dildos made from a body-safe material. Partnered with the attention to detail, cleaning, and a size and shape that will work well for quite a few bodies, the Pop Dildo by Semenette is one of those toys that I’m more-than-happy to recommend for anyone. In fact, it’s going to be the top of the list for anyone looking for an ejaculating dildo. Thanks to Pop Dildo for providing this silicone ejaculating dildo for my Pop Dildo review.