Our Apartment is Being Overrun

March 03rd, 10   •   Posted by Mistress Kay   •   1 Comment

By sex toys, of course. :)

Really, it’s getting to a slightly alarming level.

It’s mostly interesting how much it changes your relationship dynamic. Even one or two toys would change it. We have a crap-ton. :) I don’t mean it so much in a bad way – just in a way of how we relate. For example, it’s brought us closer together. We received some vibrating remote-control panties, and I had an entire night of fun just having him wearing the panties around the house for me to control at different times in the evening. I think jor liked it as well. I even made him wear it when he went out to get the mail. (The control of the remote actually did last that far. I was surprised.)

It also changes other aspects of our relationship. While I used to have more time to randomly do nothing around the apartment, I now spend most of my extra time doing reviews, updating my blog, and keeping up with e-mails. While I don’t mind it at all (I love being busy, and I sort of feel like a little sex toy businesswoman), jor sometimes will complain that I spend too much time on my sex toys. Of course, then we received a fun little toy like the vibrating panties, and his happiness over this “career” choice is renewed.

Overall, it really is a serious career choice for me and what he considers my hobby. It is a running joke between us. I’ll sit in my chair in the corner, and if I haven’t reviewed a sex toy yet, it’s right next to my chair. You can imagine it tends to pile up if I get behind. Honestly, it’s probably the kinkiest chair in the entire household with everything that’s next to it. Right now, we’ve got mostly books: “Moregasms”, “Sex Toys by Em and Lo”, “Female Ejaculation and the G-Spot”, and some textbooks. (Yeah, obviously, THOSE get read with all the sex toys lying around.) There’s also some toys: The Layaspot, ClubVibe, Intense Impact Cane, Bondage Duckie, and Travel-size Bondage Duckie. I haven’t reviewed the Ramp yet, but jor is quite firm about not letting me randomly store sex furniture next to a chair.

Since it’s just the two of us living in this apartment, the sex toys are pretty much everywhere. He tries to keep it clean, but I tend to make messes and pull things out when I need to find something to review or use. The only people who usually come visit are our BDSM friends who absolutely love looking at the new products and trying out some of the BDSM ones, so it doesn’t bother them at all. It’s when my sister or jor’s parents come over that we actually have to clean up. Most everything gets stored in the giant walk-in closet.

We’re actually collecting a box full of packaging peanuts just to see if we can. It was a giant box (it held my Liberator Wedge), so we’re slowly filling it up. (To be honest, it’s going to work as a “swimming pool” for our stuffed animals, but shh – you don’t know that.)

Overall, I think it’s a good change. Jor and I are having a lot more fun and collecting sex toys for fun, and my BDSM community is getting a lot of different real-life chances to try out products before they buy. Plus, they’re getting a lot of different knowledge about what toys are safe and what aren’t. It seems to work out great for jor and I as well as in the community. Sure keeps me busy, though. That it definitely does.

1 Comment on "Our Apartment is Being Overrun"

seaofneptune says...
March 03rd, 2010

Ha ha, I love that you have so much at the apartment! I wish I could right now, but since my partner and I aren’t living alone – I can’t let things pile up – especially in places where they could be seen. Except by my sister, maybe – because I know she has some stuff hidden away too.

I just wish I had room for it all right now! I love getting new things and I recently told my partner that going to sex toy shops and looking at things on the internet makes me feel like a kid in a candy store. Which he seemed surprised and laughed at.




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