Fleshlight Alien Review

January 16th, 11   •   Posted by Mistress Kay   •   2 Comments
Fleshlight Alien

The packaging for the Alien

The Fleshlight Alien is a Fleshlight-made special edition intended to look like an alien. The Fleshlight comes in two parts: the sleeve and the plastic case. The plastic case is a special-edition blue case that matches the special-edition blue Superskin sleeve. The Fleshlight is about ten inches tall, and the sleeve will fit a variety of penis sizes.

The packaging for the Fleshlight resembles other Fleshlight packaging. It comes in a metal tin that has a sticker on the back that lets you know that it is the Alien texture. You can toss the packaging if you only own this Fleshlight, or if you enjoy telling them apart, you can keep the packaging to know what texture it is. (Though the blue aspect of this Fleshlight makes it a bit obvious.) The metal tin works great for storage, and it also comes with a small sample packet of Fleshlight’s Lubricant as well as a little card advertising the “This Ain’t Avatar XXX” movie. It also comes with a care and instruction manual.

For anyone that knows me and my sex toy proclivities, they know that I’m a bit of collector. Since we own about twenty different textures of the Fleshlight, when I saw the Fleshlight Alien, I knew I wanted to own it; just for the sake of owning it. Neither of us is really all that aroused by having sex with an alien, but the texture looked neat, and we figured we’d use it at night when we couldn’t notice that the sex toy happened to be blue.

The Alien Fleshlight was produced by Fleshlight to be the first “alien” male masturbator. It’s intended to be “paired” with “This Ain’t Avatar XXX” which is a Hustler movie parody made about the Avatar movie.

Fleshlight Alien

Showing the orifice of the Alien texture. That's supposed to be a two-clitoris orifice.

This Alien Fleshlight uses the especially-created “Alien” Fleshlight inside of it. It’s just a mixture of Fleshlight’s most popular textures. The beginning of the canal uses the “Vortex” which is just the regular tube with slight spinning texture to it. After that, there’s a Lotus Node which is just like a tightening of the Fleshlight through some walls. After that, the rest of the Fleshlight uses the STU texture. Most guys will not end up enjoying most of the STU texture since it’s about five inches deep into the Fleshlight, but they’ll probably get a small taste of it. As a sidenote, the skin of sleeve, because of the blue coloring, ends up being a bit more sticky than the usual Fleshlight sleeves. It’s not nearly as soft.

The case ends up being really useful. Fleshlight makes their cases with little ridges along the handle of the case. The ridges make it easy to grasp the case – even if you have lubricant all over your hands. Along with this, there is a little turn-cap at the base of the Fleshlight case that will allow you to adjust the pressure that’s inside the case. This allows you to make your toy tighter or looser while in the middle of using it. The case does need to be wiped down after use. The sleeve can be used without the case, but it’s pretty difficult to do since it’s so stretchy.

Something of note is the orifice. Fleshlight uses different orifices for each type of their Fleshlight. Some of their orifices are the “lady” type which is a vagina entrance. The “anal” type is an anus entrance. There’s also a mouth. In order of tightness, the mouth is loosest, then vaginal, then anal type. This Fleshlight Alien? It uses a different type of orifice. This orifice is probably the loosest one we’ve ever tried. While the boyfriend usually loves the sensation of slipping into the Fleshlight the most (since it’s the tightest), this one doesn’t seem to provide much tightness at all which was very disappointing.

Fleshlight Alien

The blue Alien case

The texture itself? Unfortunately, he just didn’t like it. He said it was way too loose to really be enjoyable. Most of the Fleshlight textures focus on being nice and tight. However, with the lack of a tight orifice as well as the Vortex at the beginning of the texture, there really wasn’t much in terms of tightness. It didn’t hit any of the pressure points that he enjoys being hit when using a Fleshlight. In fact, he ended up giving up on the Fleshlight mid-use every time we used it. He said it just didn’t provide any more pleasure than his own hand. He said it just reminded him of the untextured Fleshlight which was his least favorite one out of all of the male masturbators we own. It just hit any of the pressure points that would allow him to really enjoy the Fleshlight Alien. It’s sad too since the idea of the alien texture is so unique. For the record, the boyfriend is slightly larger than average in girth, so it’s not a matter of having smaller-girth anatomy.

This can not be washed with soap. It ends up breaking down the Superskin material. Instead, just use really hot water and make sure it’s completely rinsed out. We then leave it to sit out for about 18 hours to make sure it is dry. After that, it goes back in the case and into the tin for storage. This Fleshlight Alien is only compatible with water-based lubricant.

The Fleshlight Alien, while a creative idea, did not end up working out as a good Fleshlight texture for us. Compared to other textures, it just wasn’t nearly as pleasurable. I’m glad we own it since it’s a limited-edition item, but I’m still disappointed that the texture wasn’t nearly tight enough to make this a great improvement on your hand. If you don’t need tightness in a male masturbator, it might work for you, but for us, it just wasn’t a great texture. Thanks to SexToy.com for allowing me to review this Fleshlight Alien toy. They also sell vibrators and other sex toys.

2 Comments on "Fleshlight Alien Review"

January 17th, 2011

Bummer…

When this came out I had to stop myself from buying it just for the sake of owning a blue alien vagina. I was a bit more excited than the boyfriend – he was not as crazy about the idea fucking it. I guess the only plus here is that it lessens my irrational want for this toy…although I had hoped the experience would be amazing so that I could talk the boyfriend into it :)

bathroom warrior (not my real name) says...
September 15th, 2011

Hey, maybe we can…… you know, both try it ;)

The look and the idea of fucking it really turns me on! It’s so kinky!




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