Tenga Eggs Assorted 6 Pack Review

November 13th, 10   •   Posted by Mistress Kay   •   No Comment
Tenga Eggs Assorted 6 Pack

The six-pack's container. One of each type. Notice the lack of a latch.

The Tenga Eggs Assorted 6 Pack is basically a half-dozen Tenga Eggs that come together in a little half-dozen carton and are sold by FunWares. As far as I can tell, each one of the 6 packs comes with all six different regular varieties of the Tenga Egg. The Tenga Egg is a disposable (one use, three tops) male masturbation sleeve. It’s about two inches tall and honestly looks like a little Easter Egg that you’d expect to find candy in. The actual masturbation sleeves themselves are made from a very stretchy silicone.

The packaging of the Tenga Eggs Half-Dozen is basically just a little plastic half-dozen “egg” carton. It’s actually really cute. Each one sits in its spot just like it would if it was a real egg. The plastic carton just comes taped shut – there’s really no “latch” that keeps the lid down on the Eggs. This doesn’t really make much of a difference, but I feel like it would have been a nice touch. Each one of the six eggs is individually wrapped, so you don’t have to worry about someone having touched your eggs before you receive them. Each little egg easily pops out of the little egg slot it’s being stored in.

Each little egg comes contained in a very thin later of plastic. It reminds me of those little Easter Eggs you can get for hiding presents for children. Inside of this plastic, there is a little egg that resembles the plastic egg’s shape – except it’s entirely made of silicone. These little wiggly eggs are the masturbators themselves – inside each little egg is a small piece of plastic with a little packet of Tenga lubricant as well. This means that everything you need to actually use the Egg is right there with the Egg – it also is extremely easy to pull open the Egg itself with the perforated lines, so you won’t even need scissors.

So how do you use a Tenga Egg? It’s actually really amazing and a great idea on Tenga’s part. Well, each little egg is tiny, so it’s pretty portable. You open up the plastic piece, pull out the little silicone egg, and use the included lubricant packet (easy to open with your fingers, requiring no scissors) to pour lubricant on the inside of the egg (it’s  got little hole in the base that goes into the Egg) and on the outer edges of the egg hole. From there, you just slip it onto the tip of your penis and go to town. Yes, the eggs look tiny, but they stretch. It easily will cover the entire length of a seven inch penis – or longer. They stretch really nicely – it’s surprising. At the end, you ejaculate, then you can choose to throw the Egg out or try and clean it out for a second use.

The basic varieties included in the six pack are as follows:
Twister – Little wave patterns that run vertically
Stepper – Little wedges that run vertically
Silky – Little horizontal ridges that run around the inside. Like a beehive texture.
Spider – Small little indented squares throughout the body of the Egg
Clicker – Small nubs that stick out throughout the body
Wavy – Horizontal waves that run around the body of the toy

What did the boyfriend think? He actually really enjoyed them. While he says it doesn’t compare with the sensation of a Fleshlight, he enjoys the Tenga Eggs for their own reason – he can control them better. With a Fleshlight, you have the plastic casing that keeps you from really pressing into the pressure points that you enjoy. With a Tenga Egg, it’s his own hand controlling the pressure on the sleeve, so he can tighten and loosen as he sees fit. He basically says it’s like the “whipped cream on top” of a regular masturbation session – and says he can easily see how this could be a guy’s first exploration into male masturbation toys since they aren’t threatening and just add to the experience instead of subtract.

Tenga Eggs Assorted 6 Pack

Showing the little eggies again.

How do they feel? Good. He says that his favorite is probably the silky one, but he always seems to have a favorable attitude towards ribbed-like textures. He says he was least impressed by the Stepper – it just didn’t feel quite so pleasurable. He says Silky and Spider are the less “intense” of the textures since they are probably the most difficult to feel during use while Stepper and Twister are the most intense since their textures stick out quite a bit on the inside. All of them are really easy to adjust in intensity since you either tighten your hand or loosen it. Since the silicone is so thin, it’ll directly effect the sensation.

The downside that we both can agree on is the disposable part. While it would be nice to get at least a couple uses out of them, we didn’t manage it with a single one of the six eggs. I think the boyfriend is kinda rough on the silicone, pulls it down roughly on himself, and everything because every time he ejaculated, the tip of the silicone egg actually ended up breaking and tearing, so it was unusable for another round. It made them a bit pricy if you enjoy masturbating on a regular basis, but if you wanted it for just a once-in-awhile treat, it worked fine for that. No matter the egg though, he seemed to tear through it in one use. It made for easy clean-up though, so I can’t complain too much. He also has an above-average width, so if you are worried, don’t be – it fit him just fine and very comfortably.

Tenga Eggs Assorted 6 Pack

Showing one of the eggs

There really shouldn’t be an reason to be cleaning it since it’s disposable, but if you do want to reclean it, I recommend you clean the inside with hot water and rinsing it down with soap. You can use any type of lubricant with it though water-based would probably give the best sensation. (Silicone lubricant would normally harm silicone, but you won’t have the Egg long enough for the harm to take place.) If you do get to have it for another reuse, you can keep it back in the original little plastic egg casing.

If you are still curious about the eggs, I recommend you visit the Tenga website which includes videos of how to use, pictures of how to use, and pictures and explanations of each of the textures – including some cut in half for you. I definitely recommend them though – when the boyfriend saw these, he was really excited to have another turn with the eggs – he loved them the first time around, and he loved them the second time around as well. If you want a tiny, discreet little male masturbation treat, the Tenga Eggs provide it perfectly. This adult toy store sells disposable masturbators including the Tenga Eggs Assorted 6 Pack and individual Tenga Eggs. (At about half-off from most other toy store’s prices.)




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