Satisfyer Pret a Porter Review & Satisfyer High Fashion Review

Satisfyer Pret a Porter Review & Satisfyer High Fashion Review

A step above the traditional Satisfyer air suction vibrator offerings, the Luxury Air Suction Vibrator line from Satisfyer offers two distinct designs: the Satisfyer Prêt-à-porter and the Satisfyer High Fashion. Both toys are waterproof, USB rechargeable through a magnetic port, and are made from ABS Plastic and Silicone. The Satisfyer High Fashion is 6.8″ in total length with a width of 2.3″. The Satisfyer Prêt-à-porter is 7.6″ in total length with a width of 2.1″. The Satisfyer Prêt-à-porter is available in two colors while the Satisfyer High Fashion is only available in brushed aluminum.

I got to give them this: Satisfyer definitely nailed the “luxury” look – even better than some of the Womanizer toys have. The rose gold/white and the black/gold look are absolutely gorgeous, and they really befit the “Luxury” line that Satisfyer put them in. Their coloration choices were definitely on-point.

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That being said, I feel like they definitely missed some opportunities for the luxury line. The packaging doesn’t feel particularly high-end. It feels higher-quality than most of the Satisfyer offerings, but it’s still not on the same level as LELO or even B-Vibe.

It’s also a personal preference, I’m particularly not fond of the “leather” they added on the Satisfyer Pret-A-Porter. It honestly feels like textured plastic – to the point where I think it’s possible that it is. However, their website claims it’s white leather – while the website specs state that the only materials are ABS Plastic and Silicone. While this white panel does provide some texturing for grip, it just makes the vibrator seem lower-quality – especially when the rest of the vibrator is covered in a silky smooth silicone. It just doesn’t seem to “match” the rest of the toy. And if it is leather, which is a very-much-porous material, it also adds a whole new legion of sex toy cleaning and sterilization concerns. It’s just an odd choice in general. A layer of white silicone, with some texturing for grip, would have worked just as well.

Additionally, while the “tips” are not removable on the Satisfyer Luxury Air Suction Vibrators, they are some of the roomiest AND squishiest tips on the market. They feel really plush against the skin – and it really does make for some of the best suction out of the entire Satisfyer line.

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Now that we’ve talked about the “luxury” tag – and how it changes the look of the toys – let’s talk about the use. First, the Satisfyer Pret-a-Porter:

The Satisfyer Pret a Porter is probably my least-favorite air suction vibrator I’ve ever used solo. To get the proper seal, this air suction toy needs to follow the lines of your thighs – that is, stick straight out from the clitoris. Most air suction vibrators have an L-shape that puts the handle up towards the tummy. This one puts the handle out towards the mid-thigh. The “straight out” design doesn’t really work well for comfortable use. I find it difficult to use solo, and it feels uncomfortable to “hold” to keep it in the spot it needs to be, reliably, to keep the suction going.

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That being said, the “straight out” design works so much more comfortably with a partner who is sitting between your legs – and that’s what I’d recommend the Satisfyer Pret a Porter for. When we’ve used other air suction vibrators with him between my legs, the angle tends to be awkward. He either needs to hold the toy up near my stomach (where it goes for solo use) or find a way to comfortably hold it down towards the bed. (He usually ends up laying on his stomach to accomplish this – which is a position he can only hold for so long). The Satisfyer Pret a Porter pretty much gets rid of that issue entirely. With a design that holds straight out, like a wand massager, he can sit between my legs and hold it comfortably and reliably enough for the suction to work its magic.

It took us a bit of experimenting but for some odd reason, the Satisfyer Pret-a-Porter feels better when the vibrator is facing DOWN with the buttons towards the bed. As the controls are intuitive enough once you get used to them, this isn’t a huge deal, but as the sloped curve of the built-in tip is what requires this, it’s a bit odd. We had issues getting a comfortable, consistent “seal” with the toy facing up.

Out of the two, the Satisfyer Pret a Porter is my “favorite” – if only for its couple-friendly use. I love air suction vibrators, and my partner loves watching me as he uses them on me, but due to their “My god, please just leave it in ONE SPOT” design, there can be a little bit of a disconnect for partnered use. He might try his best, but the most comfortable holding spot for most air suction vibrators is while up at my angle – so, with his face near mine. This means that he can’t really “see” what he’s doing, so the toy tends to move. The Satisfyer Pret a Porter solves that. He can comfortably use the toy and get a good suction “seal” with it while between my legs and getting a full visual that (aside from probably being very hot) allows him to ensure the toy stays where it meant for it to stay.

Satisfyer Pret a Porter Review & Satisfyer High Fashion Review
^^Satisfyer High Fashion right next to the much-less-expensive Satisfyer Pro 2

The Satisfyer High Fashion is a lot more like the standard air suction vibrator design I’ve come to be comfortable with. In fact, it’s very close to being an exact copy of the Satisfyer Number Two – but with a much-more rounded design for an added touch of luxury. (The rounded edges do look so much more refined)

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Aside from that, it just feels like a regular Satisfyer toy. The buttons are in similar places to other models, and it just feels like some of the other Satisfyers – but more refined in packaging, clitoral tip, and toy design – plus some added power. The manufacturer’s website also claims that the Satisfyer High Fashion is made with genuine leather, but again, I have no idea where it would be on this toy. The only thing worth noting about the Satisfyer High Fashion is that its aluminum design, while gorgeous, is also noticeably slippery. It’s a-okay if you’re just delving in clitorally with no added lube. You likely won’t notice at all. However, if your hands are lubed from a dildo (or any other type of play), you’re really going to need a nearby towel to clean them off.

Once you get the toys into position, both the Satisfyer Pret-a-Porter and the Satisfyer High Fashion have some decent power behind them. They’re not quite on the same level as my Womanizer toys, but they’re not particularly far-off. The power seems like a noticeable step up from some of the other Satisfyer toys I’ve tried, though. When I showed an older Satisfyer (Number 2) to some friends alongside the Satisfyer Pret A Porter, they couldn’t believe the difference. It’s definitely a noticeable step-up from other Satisfyer toys – though you might not notice a difference if you’re used to Womanizer toys.

That power lends itself well to pleasure. Both Satisfyer Air Pulse Stimulators seem to use the same motors/intensities, and with the vibrations turned off, both are more-than-enough for orgasm for me. They don’t quite have the “wring multiple orgasms out of me through the sheer power” effect that my favorite Womanizers have, but they’re more than enough for an orgasm without any effort or strain. (Which is lovely because I really have gotten attached to using the Satisfyer Pret a Porter as a couple’s toy when I want my partner to use the vibrator on me)

Noise-wise, they’re decently quiet too – when you only use the suction capabilities. They definitely get more noise to them when the vibrations are turned on. With just the suction capabilities on and pressed up against a body, you can’t hear it outside of a closed door. If you add the vibrations, though, add some music or TV to ensure no one outside of that closed door can hear.

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Both of the Satisfyer Luxury Air Pulse Vibrators share the same control structure: an up-and-down button to control the air suction with an added button that controls the vibrations. I wish they would have just thrown all their energy into providing the best suction possible. If I wanted a toy that had vibrations, I’d use any other vibrator out there. The suction is why I would want an air suction vibrator. For review purposes, I’ve tried the vibrations on both, and I end up getting numb within five minutes. They have yet to be used since those review trials. As surface vibrations, they don’t add much of anything to the suction – just take away from it. If you’re a fan of lighter vibrations, though, they might be a good fit for you. I just like my vibrations deep and rumbly.

Controlling the vibrator is easy, though. You’ll figure it out within a few tries, and once you get used to the toy, it’ll be second nature. The control structure was well-done.

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Both toys are also rechargeable. They use a magnetic charging cable that plugs into a USB port. The magnetic cable is pretty darn strong. Not strong enough to hold up the toy by its magnetic power alone, but strong enough that any wiggling around of the toy won’t disrupt the charging. It has a light for easy charging purposes, and it takes 4 hours for a full charge. That full charge gives you about 70 minutes of use time.

The Satisfyer Luxury Air Pulse Vibrators each come packaged in a sturdy black cardboard box with a plastic, see-through window. Inside the box, the vibrator is packed very snugly in a velvet cut-out layer made just for it. It’s a bit of a pain to get the vibrator to wiggle free (it’s very snugly packed!), but it does keep the toy safe. The packaging isn’t discreet for long-term storage, but it is sturdy enough to have other boxes stacked around it. Along with the toy itself, you’ll get a short instruction manual, a velvet storage bag, and a charging cable. The instruction manual is in full-color – though it uses illustrations-only. It gets the point across well-enough, though.

Let’s talk about cleaning. First off, you need to know that the tips of all of the Satisfyer Luxury Air Suction Vibrators are NOT removable. Removable tips have become somewhat of a “standard” in the air suction vibrator world – mostly to get a “custom fit” for your clit, but these ones are roomy enough that they should fit a wide variety of clitoral shapes. (Including some notes online from people on testosterone who have clits who say that this is an okay fit). It does mean that you’ll need to clean more of the toy than you otherwise would have. (Though, honestly, I usually end up having to clean more than just the tip of almost all of my air suction vibes because of bodily fluids. It’s just nice to have only a tip for a quick rinse for cleanliness before I use the toy.)

The Satisfyer High Fashion, with its brushed aluminum (potential genuine leather?) and waterproof design, is much easier to clean. Warm water and a mild soap will clean this little buddy right up. Depending on how much lube was involved or how intense your session was, make sure to do some good cleaning around the “trim” of the vibrator – and especially make sure you clean within the tip of this air suction clit toy.

The Satisfyer Pret-a-Porter, however, is where I’m at a loss. The tip of the Satisfyer Pret-a-Porter doesn’t remove. With the toys “get up in there” design, this means there’s no way you aren’t getting lube and bodily fluids ALL over this “white leather” portion. If this is leather (and it does not feel like it), this is a cleaning nightmare – even if the toy claims to be waterproof. You can’t just go scrubbing leather with regular household cleansers and expect it to last long. The instruction manual is minimal help. It says you should submerge the toy and clean it entirely with “Toy Cleaner”. So far, I’ve treated it like its plastic, and nothing has gone wrong with the “white leather”.

The instruction manuals also specifically state not to store the Satisfyer Luxury Air Pulse Vibrators next to any other toys. I would follow that advice.

As a final note, as part of the Satisfyer Luxury line, these two toys come with a 15-year guarantee. That’s definitely one of the longest in the industry. I searched around their site, and I’m unable to find what the guarantee *is* or what it covers, however.

Overall, the Satisfyer Luxury Air Suction Vibrators bring some new, “luxury” aspects to the table – in addition to some more powerful motors. The Satisfyer Pret-a-Porter is the clear, unique winner out of the two designs, but both could potentially be worth it if you have the spare cash and the visual appeal of your sex toy is important to you. I think Satisfyer definitely missed out on some potential “luxury” elements (including clear product pages), but the Satisfyer Luxury Air Suction Vibrators are gorgeous, give off a much higher sensation of “luxe” than their standard models, and still are priced below a lot of the typical air suction vibrator choices. Thanks to Satisfyer for providing these luxury air suction vibrators for my Satisfyer Pret-a-porter review and my Satisfyer High Fashion review.

Satisfyer Pret a Porter Review & Satisfyer High Fashion Review

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Mistress Kay
Mistress Kay
Sex toy reviewer, kink educator, and weirdo who is constantly staging pretty photos for sex toys.

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