No More Wet Spot Waterproof Sex Blanket Review

No More Wet Spot Waterproof Sex Blanket Review

Designed to protect your furniture and bed from the wetness of your sexual activities, the No More Wet Spot waterproof sex blanket is a sexy, fun fleece blanket with waterproof properties. Available in three different color schemes and three different sizes, the No More Wet Spot blanket can be used for wet and messy play, watersports, squirting, Nuru massage – or just simple clean-up after regular sex. No one has to sleep on the wet spot! The No More Wet Spot is also machine-washable.

The blanket I have is the No More Wet Spot Jumbo size. The Jumbo size is 5 feet by 7 feet – though the company makes much-smaller size options if you don’t need a large blanket. (It’s called “Jumbo” for a reason!). This is about the size of a Queen-sized mattress.

No More Wet Spot Waterproof Sex Blanket Review

The NoMoreWetSpot blanket is pretty simple – but extremely effective. The No More Wet Spot Sex Blanket basically has a lovely, soft, thin fleece layer on each side of the blanket – and a waterproof layer sewn in-between of these two soft, fleece layers. Your bodies will only come in contact with the lovely soft fabric – while the waterproof interior makes this waterproof blanket exactly what it is. Both sides of the blanket feel the same. The edge of the blanket has an edging material sewn onto the edge that’s pretty soft too. Not particularly thick (so it won’t serve as a “fence” against liquid getting off the blanket), but it’s soft against the skin if you end up rubbing against it during sex.

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I’ve been generally pretty damn impressed by this waterproof blanket. I’m basically looking for a couple of things when it comes to a waterproof blanket.

First off, it needs to look sexual. If I wasn’t looking for something sexy, I’d just use a medical option – but the medical options don’t really inspire sensuality. The No More Wet Spot waterproof blanket fits that need perfectly. You can choose between the various colors for whatever looks “sexiest” for you, but the black/red design is pretty much perfect for me. Plus, the material they use on it is pretty sexy-feeling too. It has a pretty thin, nicely soft fleece on both sides of the blanket. It isn’t particularly plushy (it’s a relatively thin blanket), and it doesn’t feel warm or squishy when using it. It’s like a fantastic protective layer that doesn’t really change the softness/hardness of the surface you’re on – it just protects. It feels pleasant on my skin, and it isn’t super slippery. We’ve done sex and pegging on it without needing to constantly reposition – or feeling like we’re “sliding” out of position. This blanket is way less slippery than the satin sheets we sleep on, honestly.

Second off, I also look for a blanket that covers a wide area. I don’t want to spend the entire time I’m playing worrying about the “mess” going over the edge of the blanket. The NoMoreWetSpot blanket company produces quite a few sizes, and their Jumbo size (which I have) was the perfect solution for my needs for this. It’s slightly smaller than my Queen mattress (like less than an inch left of uncovered space on the edges). This means I have to worry less about “staying on the blanket” – since the blanket is the whole bed! If that’s not a concern for you, NoMoreWetSpot makes smaller sizes.

Third off, I tend to prefer a waterproof sex blanket that produces minimal noise. Again, NoMoreWetSpot waterproof sex blankets work perfectly for that too. They have a very, very slight crinkle when you’re moving them around and setting them up, but they’re pretty close to noiseless while playing on them. There isn’t any “crinkle, crinkle” sound in time with thrusting. You’ll get a bit of the crinkle noise when changing positions, but any sort of noise seems reserved for when it’s full-body-weight moving and virtually nothing when it isn’t that. Honestly, it’s so damn soft that I have no recollection of ever having “heard” it during sex, and I just had to go give it all a try myself to see when it makes noise. So no, it’s definitely not distracting during sex.

And fourth, I’m a lazy ass when I’m done having sex. I want to clean up in the least amount of steps as possible. For me, this meant having a waterproof sex blanket that was machine washable. The No More Wet Spot can be thrown into the washer and dryer. They recommend washing on cold and hanging to dry where possible, but I’ve had no issue with tumble dry in the dryer with no heat (though I’m guesstimating this might shorten the lifespan a bit). Either way, the Jumbo size – which is about the size of a Queen bed (slightly smaller than ours) – fits into our small-ish washer and dryer with no problem. Like previously mentioned, the blanket isn’t particularly thick, so it isn’t like trying to wash a blanket. It’s closer in thickness to a sheet than a blanket. The blanket dries up easily in the dryer (though it generally needs to lay out for a bit to achieve full dryness).

No More Wet Spot Waterproof Sex Blanket Review

As a fun test (and for photos), I spread this blanket out on a mattress covered with easy-show-wet sheets. I poured over 70 ounces of water onto the blanket – as you can see. The first cup was splattered relatively recklessly throughout the blanket. After I, uh, got the wall with that one too, I chose to pour the second two 24 cups a lot more carefully onto a singular area of the blanket. When the No More Wet Spot blanket was pushed aside (carefully!), the sheets underneath were definitely warm (as the temperature from the hot water had transferred through), but it was entirely dry. Not even a little of the water bled through – and that’s even after 5 separate washes/uses in my household. So it’s not one of those “Oh, it’s only perfect upon receiving it” things either.

This means that this blanket will pretty much be a god-send for any sexual purpose you throw at it. Most people, as far as I’m aware, don’t squirt more than 70 ounces at once. That high liquid count also means this blanket has passed the test for watersports and piss play as well. Unless you’re pretty damn hydrated or playing for long periods of time, 70 ounces is well over what you’ll need. The NoMoreWetSpot company also recommends this for Nuru massage – which is basically a full-body massage where you cover yourselves in lube. Definitely not a low-mess activity. As long as you don’t have enough Nuru Massage Gel to make a small pond (like if you were going to do jello wrestling), this blanket will more-than-enough for protecting your furniture and floor from a ridiculous amount of lube. Another bright side: even on the red side, we’ve had zero issues with lube staining or discoloring the fabric. All of our lube has washed out perfectly – good as new!

As the photos show, this blanket has minimal absorption. That’s fine for me – I don’t need the blanket to absorb any mess. The waterproof barrier keeps the liquids from soaking through the material and going into the furniture/bed/floor underneath it. However, it doesn’t absorb all of the liquids and prevent puddling on top of the blanket. Especially with large amounts of liquid, you’re going to get puddling on the top of the blanket which – if you aren’t careful – can run off the sides of the blanket. This is a pretty standard behavior for any waterproof blanket, though. If you’re just using this for squirting or light amounts of liquid, you likely won’t have any puddling or issues. The first 24-ounce cup I poured on the blanket absorbed into the material really nicely without puddling. It was the other cups that started making the tiny ponds.

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Overall, we absolutely love our No More Wet Spot blanket. We used to use a different waterproof sex blanket, but after issues with slipperiness and the blanket barely fitting into the washing machine, I’m happy to have a much-more-positive experience with the No More Wet Spot blanket. It’s huge, it stays where I put it (and I don’t slide on it!), it feels nice against the skin, and despite using it for lots and lots of liquids, it has yet to allow any liquids through. It’s machine-washable, well-made, and something I keep in the front of my closet for every time I want it. I LOVE it. Thanks to NoMoreWetSpot for providing this waterproof sex blanket for my Waterproof No More Wet Spot blanket review.

Mistress Kay
Mistress Kay
Sex toy reviewer, kink educator, and weirdo who is constantly staging pretty photos for sex toys.

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